A VERY-ill-advised text-based adventure

[ConManMick]

Sing the teapot song and hop the chair to the wall

[ConManMick]

Stand up and slam the chair repeatedly against the wall, whilst continuing the teapot song

[ConManMick]

Sit back down, and continue the teapot song, only quieter. Also I watch the guards

[ConManMick]

(hey, maybe they're here to help us?)

begin the teapot song power solo and wait to be unbound

(As a side note, I was drunk when I first posted here but I already committed to this song so it's happening)

[ConManMick]

Rush over to Felissan to dress the wound, whilst aggressively singing the next verse at the guard who hit him. I shall also tag along with whoever co-ordinates the next bum-rush

[ConManMick]

I have to pour out the proto sprots
also a teasong pot

[ConManMick]

I attempt to inspire my fellow players by coming up with an entirely new verse to the teapot song

[ConManMick]

Shoulder charge the guard advancing on cheery dog, and, as per usual, continue with the teapot song

[ConManMick]

Join the looters

[ConManMick]

quietly hum teapot song while I wait for the remaining group to finalise a plan of action

Also we should check the prison for additional arms and armour, gear etc

[ConManMick]

I briefly forget the words to the teapot song whilst I try to discern who is now armed and armoured

[ConManMick]

I grab the unconscious guard, tie some rope around us, and jump into the well, launching into the power ballad of the teapot song as I do so, such that it echoes magnificently up the well to my fellow players.

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Sing teapot song soothingly for the panicky guard, then shout ro players outside of well to lower bucket o I can raise everyone back up 1 by 1

[ConManMick]

So the guard didn't get portal'd with us, eh?

Grab Felissan, and attempt to link arms with lalaladucks, then try to grab McMenno with my legs. If I can secure everyone, I will attempt to send us to a pub by a dock. Also, I sing the teapot song to reassure my companions that I have a plan.

[ConManMick]

RESULT

You stand at attention trying to remember who you were, but are interrupted

(dont worry, you werent going to remember anything)

by the captain who offers you a deal: "Considering your cooperation, perhaps we can work out a deal. Your comrades back in the village have left me shorthanded around the castle. So in exchange for your assistance over the course of the next few days, I will grant you freedom. Or you can always go back to where you started. What do you think?"

ENTER ACTION: __________

Agree to help the captain.

We def picked the best path here, getting to be guards!

Yup. Soon we'll be able to stab all these looting, well-dwelling, crying, singing anarchists.

Not if my plan works out

[ConManMick]

Sing teapot song ruefully. Travel to a pub by a dock alone

[ConManMick]

Ok so the well dropped us in the actual water, dang.

I beckon to McMenno and wade ashore, humming the teapot song thoughtfully and making for the pub. I would like to find any sailors or captains who may be inside

[ConManMick]

What teapot songs are you guys singing sheesh

can I use the resonance of the teapot song to communicate with all other players who have sang, hummed, whistled or otherwise made teapot song-esque noises?

[ConManMick]

I close my eyes, and sit on the ground, far enough from the pub that they won't see me. I focus on the teapot song, emptying everyrhing else from my mind. Then, I begin to chant it at a very low frequency, so it travels well. I would like to impart to all who have sang, cried, hummed etc. That McMenno and I are on to a sure thing and they should come join us via the well.

McMenno if this works we're gonna have a new life at sea it's gonna be rad

[ConManMick]

maybe we can recruit you as a ghost

Only if you help me haunt Annadog!

Idk dude we just cashed in on a one way ticket to freedom, seems like a bad idea to go back. Besides, once the dudes who joined the guards head back, I'm sure they're gonna mash everyone still at the starting point.

[ConManMick]

repeat Teapot Communication attempt, specifically attempting to contact lalaladucks and tell her where we've gone

[ConManMick]

I believe in you, Elekitu

[ConManMick]

Well McMenno, looks like it's getting late. Maybe we should try again tomorrow.

I go into the pub, and look around for any sailors and/or their officers. Also I've forgotten if I have money, but if I do, I'll get food for myself and McMenno.

[ConManMick]

Aww shit I thought I was dressed like a guard

I lean against the bar, and shrug. "We woke up in a cell this morning, with many others. None of us knew how we came to be there, or why. The others attacked the guards, and my companion and I managed to escape. We're looking for gainful employment at sea. I've got no past anymore, but I'll be damned if I don't get a future."

[ConManMick]

McMenno y

[ConManMick]

begin eating McMenno's food that I ordered, whilst ignoring the commotion. I ask the bar tender, "So who do I talk to about signing on?"