A VERY-ill-advised text-based adventure

[Radja]

exchange a funny story with randomidget

[Elekitu]

cry for no specific reason

[Randomnamechange]

Laugh at Radja's funny story. Tell an equally funny story relating to his story's subject matter

[Aronis]

I will try to update this was soon as I get home from school today

[Aronis]

Look for a bucket.

RESULT

You look around, hoping to spot a bucket. You can see a well off in the distance to your right and guess that it would probably have one, but you would have to get past the guards in order to get to it.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Punch the injured one in the face, in an attempt to knock him out. To the other one, say "One last time, why are we here, and where are you taking us?"

RESULT

You punch the injured guard in the face. Then you try talking to the second guard, but he is already running towards the carriage, yelling at the driver to leave.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Shoulder charge the guard advancing on cheery dog, and, as per usual, continue with the teapot song

RESULT

While the guard is distracted by "Cheery Dog", you take the opportunity to shoulder charge him and knock him over.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Hide flaming stick behind back and get into the carriage

ACTION FAILED

You try hiding the flaming stick behind your back and approaching the carriage, the guard approaches you and tells you to stop where you are, but he is knocked over. You feel the heat radiating from your flaming stick being held to closely to your back.

ENTER ACTION: __________

I walk in from behind the carriage, yelling "meet my little friend" as I shoot at the guard that is threatening KA the most with a machine-crossbow

ACTION FAILED

You are currently standing in the room with no weapons.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Go look for another exit while the guards are busy.

RESULT

You look around the room for a second exit, but are unable to find one.

ENTER ACTION: __________

exchange a funny story with randomidget

RESULT

You tell "randomidget" a funny story. "randomidget" responds by laughing and then tells you a funny story related to yours.

ENTER ACTION: __________

cry for no specific reason

RESULT

You cry for no specific reason.

ENTER ACTION: __________

say to radja "well this is a bit of a shitstorm"

Laugh at Radja's funny story. Tell an equally funny story relating to his story's subject matter

RESULT

You say "well this is a bit of a shitstorm", then laugh at "Radja"'s story and respond by telling him one.

ENTER ACTION: __________

[Radja]

wait for the carriage to leave

[Annadog40]

Ask guard if I can get a bucket to put out fire.

If guard says yes, walk to the well and look inside.

[Randomnamechange]

wait for the carriage to leave

[KingdomAces]

So unhelpful. Anyway, if they're done attacking me, I'm not going to take the fight back to them

Examine surroundings. If nothing tries to attack me, loot the fallen guards, for as much as my inventory can hold.

[Cheery Dog]

Jump in carriage.

[Felissan]

Rush outside to jump down the well

[Klazam]

Run outside, looking around quickly for a weapon i can acquire. If there is one, i pick it up.

[Kublai Khan]

Ride inside carriage.

[Klazam]

Is this a Roll To Dodge style thing where i have a chance to succeed at anything, or is it something you direct?

[Klazam]

did i just kill this

[Elekitu]

Yes, you did

Cry the death of this game

[Aronis]

wait for the carriage to leave

RESULT

You sit in the carriage, watching as as it slowly starts moving. It heads out of the village gates and for a castle off in the distance.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Ask guard if I can get a bucket to put out fire.

If guard says yes, walk to the well and look inside.

ACTION FAILED

The guards are either defeated or fleeing and you cannot find anyone to ask.

ENTER ACTION: __________

wait for the carriage to leave

RESULT

You sit in the carriage, watching as as it slowly starts moving. It heads out of the village gates and for a castle off in the distance.

ENTER ACTION: __________

So unhelpful. Anyway, if they're done attacking me, I'm not going to take the fight back to them

Examine surroundings. If nothing tries to attack me, loot the fallen guards, for as much as my inventory can hold.

RESULT

You begin looting the nearest guard. You take his dagger and a small pouch containing a few golden coins. You could also take his armor and wear it yourself, if you would like.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Jump in carriage.

RESULT

You try to jump in the carriage but are cut off by one of the horsemen preventing you from reaching it before it can leave.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Rush outside to jump down the well

RESULT

You run outside heading towards the well. Considering your low energy level, the lengthy run will take you a little while.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Run outside, looking around quickly for a weapon i can acquire. If there is one, i pick it up.

RESULT

You run outside and steal a sword from one of the defeated guards.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Ride inside carriage.

RESULT

You run outside and jump in the carriage, the guard allowing you to enter considering your lack of a weapon. You sit in the carriage, watching as as it slowly starts moving. It heads out of the village gates and for a castle off in the distance.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Is this a Roll To Dodge style thing where i have a chance to succeed at anything, or is it something you direct?

ANSWER

Some things like fights and combat are determined randomly sometimes, puzzles and stuff like that, not so much.

Yes, you did

Cry the death of this game

RESULT

You cry about the "death of this game".

ENTER ACTION: __________

[Annadog40]

Loot the bodies and take everything and change clothing.

[Klazam]

Go to KA, and try to figure out wheter we should follow the carriage. Also prevent annadog from looting, violently if need be, unless it gets spilt between the three of us.

[Annadog40]

I back up with arms up and say "Ok man, no need to get violent."

[ConManMick]

Join the looters

[KingdomAces]

Take some armor as long as they are wearing something else underneath it. Start walking towards the castle.

And now I get to do nothing for quite a few rounds.

[Felissan]

Keep running towards the well, getting ready for a triple flip when going down.

[KuroiXHF]

Propose to the Queen of England.

[Cheery Dog]

Throw the burning chair leg at the carriage in disgust and then walk off in the opposite direction than the carriage is now heading