A VERY-ill-advised text-based adventure

[Klazam]

Take some armor as long as they are wearing something else underneath it. Start walking towards the castle.

And now I get to do nothing for quite a few rounds.

Guess i'll do this too

[Annadog40]

Take what they are wearing underneath and switch out my clothing.

[KingdomAces]

And stop Annadog from stripping them.

[Annadog40]

Say "Taking their clothing will help us blend into a crowd so we aren't arrested when we leave. People are gonna be suspicious if they see someone dressed in prison garments. We can always give them our prison clothing."

[KingdomAces]

Yeah, well I think people would be more suspicious of the swords, so I doubt it matters what we're wearing.

[Annadog40]

"Not with the armor. You'll be able to pass as a guard. There isn't enough armor for everyone to suit up so some of us could try to pass as civilians."

[ConManMick]

quietly hum teapot song while I wait for the remaining group to finalise a plan of action

Also we should check the prison for additional arms and armour, gear etc

[Ircher]

/in (?)

[Kublai Khan]

Flatter and chat up the guards about the castle

[Aronis]

Keep running towards the well, getting ready for a triple flip when going down.

RESULT

You continue running towards the well. Upon reaching it, you jump down expecting to land in the water that is sure to be at the bottom, only it isn't. An illusion, perhaps? It seems as if you are falling endlessly as the stone walls of the well disappear and you are engulfed into darkness. You have discovered a portal.

ENTER LOCATION: __________

Propose to the Queen of England.

ACTION FAILED

You want to propose to the Queen of England. Unfortunately you are in a village that it is certainly not England and there is no Queen in sight. Perhaps you should try a different action?

ENTER ACTION: __________

Throw the burning chair leg at the carriage in disgust and then walk off in the opposite direction than the carriage is now heading

RESULT

You throw the burning chair leg at the carriage in frustration that it left you. Then you turn around and decide to head deeper into the village towards the well and the other buildings. And maybe, just maybe towards other people.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Take some armor as long as they are wearing something else underneath it. Start walking towards the castle.

And now I get to do nothing for quite a few rounds.

And stop Annadog from stripping them.

Yeah, well I think people would be more suspicious of the swords, so I doubt it matters what we're wearing.

RESULT

You join in the looting of the three unconscious guards taking their boots, chest plate, and helmet. While it won't provide you with protection from everything, it should certainly help if you have to fight. Then after making sure "Annadog40" isn't going to strip the guards you begin heading towards the castle. A journey that will take an exceptionally long time considering the fact that you are travelling by foot and haven't eaten or drank anything in a good while. Not to mention the heavy armor weighing you down.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Go to KA, and try to figure out wheter we should follow the carriage. Also prevent annadog from looting, violently if need be, unless it gets spilt between the three of us.

Take some armor as long as they are wearing something else underneath it. Start walking towards the castle.

And now I get to do nothing for quite a few rounds.

Guess i'll do this too

RESULT

You confront "Annadog40", prepared to fight for your share of the loot if needed and prevent her from stripping the guards, luckily she is agreeable. You acquire some boots, a chest plate, a helmet, and some gold coins. Then you start following "KingdomAces" on his long journey to the castle, not in any better shape then he is when it comes to supplies and energy.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Loot the bodies and take everything and change clothing.

I back up with arms up and say "Ok man, no need to get violent."

Take what they are wearing underneath and switch out my clothing.

Say "Taking their clothing will help us blend into a crowd so we aren't arrested when we leave. People are gonna be suspicious if they see someone dressed in prison garments. We can always give them our prison clothing."

"Not with the armor. You'll be able to pass as a guard. There isn't enough armor for everyone to suit up so some of us could try to pass as civilians."

RESULT

After agreeing to share the loot, you manage to obtain a dagger and some of the gold coins, but are stopped before you can strip them of their clothing.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Join the looters

quietly hum teapot song while I wait for the remaining group to finalise a plan of action

Also we should check the prison for additional arms and armour, gear etc

RESULT

You join in the looting of the three unconscious guards. You manage to obtain the remaining sword, a dagger, and some of the gold coins.

ENTER ACTION: __________

PLAYER "Ircher" HAS JOINED THE GAME

/in (?)

RESULT

ENTER ACTION: __________

Flatter and chat up the guards about the castle

RESULT

You begin flattering the guard nearest you giving him many compliments. While nothing spectacular happens, his mood seems to lighten and he seems more friendly towards you and the rest of the people in the carriage. While the going is slow, you can tell that you are making progress as the carriage travels along the rough dirt road towards the castle.

ENTER ACTION: __________

[KuroiXHF]

Propose to the first person I meet.

[KingdomAces]

Head to the well instead, and try to figure out exactly what the portal is and how safe it is.

Nevermind, this seems like a better use of my time.

[Felissan]

Heck yeah, I advanced the plot!

Try to figure out how much time I have left before hitting whatever there is below me

[Cheery Dog]

Knock on the closest door

[Ircher]

Look Around

You don't even tell me where I am! I'm hoping I don't have to read the previous 8 pages.

Edit: (Blasted literal interpreters. Never do what you want/expect them to do.)

[Randomnamechange]

Say to the nearest guard "Can you tell us anything about what is happening, or is there someone we could speak to to find out?

[Kublai Khan]

Start telling some progressively dirtier jokes to the guards.

[Kappy]

Attempt to be reincarnated after my earlier death.

[Klazam]

Follow KA's lead for now. I also look around the well for any other sign of habitation.

[Annadog40]

"You guys are lame" I say then walk off into the house to look for stuff.

[Elekitu]

Wonder if I'm still in the room from the beginning, and cry

[itlepip]

Drink tea

[Randomnamechange]

rip

[Aronis]

rip

srry, I'll update this in a few min

[Aronis]

bump