uPick Anything (1 pick!) [9:00 PM EST, July 4] 4 slots!

[zMuffinMan]

/in

9pm est is like 3 hours from now right? we're going by australian est, right?

[zMuffinMan]

oh ya im

ascetic

im a towel

[zMuffinMan]

What's a towel.

are you serious?

[zMuffinMan]

i would vote lala just because ive never seen her be scum and THIS is the game, i can feel it

[zMuffinMan]

What's a towel.

are you serious?

muffin is lala's partner

lynch all liars

[zMuffinMan]

in all seriousness, is anyone feeling slightly damp or just feeling like they need to be more dry than they are?

[zMuffinMan]

pstoei could be scum

[zMuffinMan]

i dont think lalalala is town

but then i never do so no surprises there

[zMuffinMan]

vote lalal

[zMuffinMan]

actually no nvm postie is scum lynch pls

iawtp

still lala scum too

[zMuffinMan]

vote lalal

come on muffin don't do this

it wouldnt be a marathon game if i didnt vote lala at least once

[zMuffinMan]

somebody tell me who to vote plz!

i think youre voting scum tbh so youre doing ok

[zMuffinMan]

vote postie

[zMuffinMan]

o great

[zMuffinMan]

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maybe beeboy is scum i dunno

[zMuffinMan]

i dont really think either of these is scum tbh but yeah

[zMuffinMan]

would prob vote nahdia over sk

[zMuffinMan]

*shrug*

dont think nahdia is gonna flip scum

vote nahdia

[zMuffinMan]

let's not

[zMuffinMan]

gif i hope you appreciate being dryer than you previously were

[zMuffinMan]

tbh i woulda declined him

i dont think id have enjoyed being married to him

[zMuffinMan]

im not scum though

[zMuffinMan]

i just dry people

how could someone who just wants to make people dry be scum?

[zMuffinMan]

drk seems to have info

yeah, no

[zMuffinMan]

tbh im not at all opposed to being flipped just because if i dont get flipped in this game then no one gets to read my role

but

im not scum

[zMuffinMan]

i think scum is in { postie, beeboy, lala } btw

but there's like 69 people i havent paid any attention to this game

[zMuffinMan]

i blocked muffin last night

i just don't know if something else might have messed with all results or if someone else did something to prevent a kill or...?

i have a compulsive role so i would argue i literally can't have performed the kill but then i'd have to prove my role is compulsive which is kind of hard given the nature of it

[zMuffinMan]

i mean, i very clearly thought i used my role on gif last night so like, unless you think i know i was blocked and was just pretending to have made gif dryer?

[zMuffinMan]

no he cant confirm it

which is why it's hard to prove my role is compulsive

unless someone wants to rolecop me, in which case, go ahead

i hope my full role is revealed and everyone takes the time to read it

i put lots of effort into it

[zMuffinMan]

i mean there's a very easy way to prove my role if there is indeed a rolecop in the game (because unless scum can act and kill same night, im conftown)

just rolecop me

[zMuffinMan]

if

ANYONE

claims to have not read my role after i flip, treat them like they're scum

[zMuffinMan]

o. thought i was dead

either way, still not scum

i just dry people

[zMuffinMan]

So many lynches that game were just awful, including my own. Anyone who was town and voted me or was considering voting me after my day 2 play should be ashamed.

what even was that game

uh yeah about that...

i mean your lynch was dumb because lol what kind of scum roleblocker does what you did after a failed kill but like... yeah...

dunno how it could have been any more obvious I wasn't scum but you had you plus deeps like beeboy going derp derp derp

but oh well, marathons!

[zMuffinMan]

luna should have been lynched for the reason gif stated, there was not a town bomb and a town pgo

[zMuffinMan]

i backed off of you relatively early and tried to get the lynch elsewhere after the mod missed my unvote

it was other people who were pushing your lynch, for the most part

indeed

either way

the gladiate d1 was dumb

the two lynches after that were dumb

if this weren't a marathon it would be rather sad

[zMuffinMan]

the gladiate d1 was dumb

Fuck off, I was at L-1 and I wanted to Haterize my scumread.

yeah you made it a choice between you and someone that wasn't scum, where you were basically getting lynched anyway, instead of i dunno, not doing that and letting us lynch someone who wasn't the two of you

being l-1 doesn't mean shit even if it is a marathon

suck it up

[zMuffinMan]

a couple minutes in a marathon is like a year in a real game

[zMuffinMan]

yeah but a couple minutes is more than enough time to go hey everyone vote x

regardless, you didnt increase your odds of not getting lynched by doing what you did, you just made it so we had to make a choice between you and him

[zMuffinMan]

yeah except youre not

you werent "being lynched regardless" and you forced us to vote between you and someone we didn't necessarily want to lynch, which was pretty much always going to result in your own lynch unless you picked a not dumb target

[zMuffinMan]

im just saying you didn't exactly give anyone much choice so it's not like your action helped your cause if you wanted to not get lynched

at least if the day played out naturally youd have had a chance (even if you think that chance is slim)

[zMuffinMan]

look, moron, you gladiating him didn't help anything and if your defense to it is "i wanted to make a scum read hated" (which isn't even smart in a normal game, let alone a marathon game), then you're truly a fucking idiot

like, it's a marathon, so hehe, fun and games, but if we're delving into theory here, you are objectively fucking wrong. and you're fucking stupid if you think otherwise. in no world was doing what you did a good play from a pro-town perspective and you really have no strategic understanding of mafia if you can't understand a point as simple as this