Round 1
Game 1
Paranoia got to BattleMage he went out to sea on a long and lonely boat journey to the Bermuda triangle to hit himself fatally with a history textbook, just when he was about to give himself the final blow Roach crashed and brought out a modified IMI.357 and BM's history book rebounded all the bullets. Ckillor started to care roach to death with a carebear unfortunately he was already dead then along came Flameaxe to kill him, Needler was repeating orders from his master H2 to kill ckillor... Jordan threw the only condom he has ever used, when he was 60, at H2 and then Pokerface attacked Jordan (Without a weapon) BattleMage heard of events in a nearby r
egion of people shooting the sky... he decided to fix Roaches plane and fly to the Sudan. Brutal Assassin Missed the air... But instead hit himself he died by the deadly coffee filter he had stolen from starbucks. BattleMage then had a digital pen thrown at him it rebounded and killed Sammich, people thought killing sammich looked like fun perfect decided to test whether he was bug by spraying him with bugspray Then oEJo smashed a lamp on top of his head. Lordy decided to kill the air for all of the times that his girlfriends didn't want him to wear his thong the air had a heart attack and the rain fell, upwards, from the cloud bird1111 was carrying. Just when everyone started to clap a rabid wolverine came catapulting at BM and he saw the history book and read it to discover hasdgfas was actually hitler in disguise, this meant he would try to kill him... Then a brussel sprout hit hasdgfas in his eyeball blinding him long enough for wolverine to kill him
Points Scored Game 1:
Brutal Assassin Killed Himself -1
Pokerface killed Jordan +1
Jordan killed H2 +1
H2 killed Ckillor +1
Ckillor killed Roach +1/3
BattleMage killed Roach +1/3
Flameaxe killed Roach +1/3
oEJo killed Sammich +1/3
BattleMage killed Sammich +1/3
perfect killed Sammich +1/3
BattleMage killed hasdgfas +1/2
hjallti killed hasdgfas +1/2
Vampaneze hunter sent no choice (score sent to 0)
Game 2
FlameAxe shot roach again without a weapon ZOMG, Roach used his modified IMI.373 to shoot jordan who was throwing the old condom at a cloud. Brutal assasin was just pouring himself some poison coffee from his coffee filter when battlemage through a book at him unfortunately the coffee filter went flying and hit BM on the head and ruining the book. Just in time oEJo hit BM over the head with a lamp... Sammich was having some fun killing Vampaneze hunter (who did nothing) when H2 and Ckillor sent their minions to kill him Needler and Carebear worked together and enjoyed hugging and killing Sammich. Perfect had always wondered what bug spray tasted like he no longer needs to Hes dead, Pokerface also tried to find out what !WEAPONLESS! tasted like. Bird1111 rained on the sky, Brussel sprouts were fired at the sky by Hjallti, A rabid wolverine was thrown into the air by hasdgfas and thongs were thrown at the air. (by lordy)
Points scored
Flame killed Roach +1
Roach killed Jordan +1
Brutal Assassin killed BattleMage +1/2
oEJo killed BattleMage +1/2
Sammich killed Vampaneze +1
H2 da Tizzle killed sammich +1/2
ckillor killed sammich +1/2
Game 3
Vampaneze didn't send a choice (Oh Noes) and got stripped to death by lordy and his thong, then IMI.357'd to death by roach. Bird was conjuring some rain for some poor people in Africa when a rabid wolverine killed him and he got sprayed by bugspray. Hjallti killed himself by eating too much greens... but before he could needler took them and fed them to H2 h2 did not realise they were poisonous... Until he died. Brutal assassin decided the sky was too red so he through his coffee filter in the sky while a carebear came to eat him, However care bears are allergic to coffee but luckily the coffee had been disposed of so ckillor could watch his kill . Roach got shot again by a weaponless Flameaxe. Flameaxe then got killed by an
orgy
by Battlemages history of orgies book and jordans old condom. BM then got killed by a weaponless PokerFace. Pokerface got killed by oEJo
Roach killed Vampeneze +1/2
Lordy killed Vampeneze +1/2
Hasdgfas killed bird +1/2
Perfect killed bird +1/2
Hjallti killed H2 +1
ckillor killed Brutal assassin +1
BM killed Flameaxe +1/2
JA24 killed Flameaxe +1/2
PokerFace killed BM +1
oEJo killed Pokerface +1
If you have not been listed in the kills section send in next rounds choice. If you notice an error inform me within 24 hours otherwise round 1 pms will be deleted
