A VERY-ill-advised text-based adventure

[McMenno]

I follow ConManMick while singing the teapot song, except I replace "I just shout" with "I just violently explode"

[Elekitu]

Cry the teapot song

[ConManMick]

What teapot songs are you guys singing sheesh

can I use the resonance of the teapot song to communicate with all other players who have sang, hummed, whistled or otherwise made teapot song-esque noises?

[Annadog40]

Start a fire and use the rope on the floor to make a makeshift bed.

[KuroiXHF]

I will specify my search for the large-canned maiden at the nearby village, in the commons.

[Iprobablysuck]

Ransack the nearest house (That isn't the starting house) and then leave the village with whatever I find.

[McMenno]

Eat the arm that I looted and claim the starting house as my house.

are you a tne alt

[Cheery Dog]

That wasn't the reaction I was expecting.

talk to family about my past, leaving in all the juicy bits

[KingdomAces]

Look around

[Kublai Khan]

RESULT

"Take whatever you want-" the captain gestures toward the wall full of weapons. Only he is cut short by someone crashing down on top of him. The armory has lances, axes, and bows. Unfortunately they do not appear to possess scimitars.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Immediately attack the person who landed on the Captain and put them in a rear naked chokehold.

[Felissan]

Disarm Kublai Khan with aikido

[Randomnamechange]

Stab Felissan in the arm

[lalaladucks]

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go to location: new york city

[Ircher]

Go inside the house, and search for a map.

[Annadog40]

Yell at Ircher for trespassing in my house.

[Ircher]

Your house? I'm pretty sure that starting house/building isnt yours.

[Annadog40]

I claimed it. It is now mine. You must now leave the premises.

[CareyHammer]

May I jump /in?

[Ircher]

Also: Kick Annadog

[Annadog40]

Well fine, could of just left but instead you decided to be mean.

Stab Ircher

.

[itlepip]

Eat food in pot then bring food upstairs.

[Aronis]

I started working on an update for this and will finish and post it sometime tomorrow morning/early afternoon.

[Aronis]

can i boop something

RESULT

You wonder if you could 'boop' something. Assuming it is a simple action that requires no witchcraft or wizardry, you probably could if you give it a try.

ENTER ACTION: __________

I follow ConManMick while singing the teapot song, except I replace "I just shout" with "I just violently explode"

RESULT

You follow "ConManMick" singing the teapot song with the

improved

lyrics.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Cry the teapot song

ACTION FAILED

Crying a song would be quite difficult and is not a skill you currently posses. Perhaps with some proper training you could achieve your goals.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Ok so the well dropped us in the actual water, dang.

I beckon to McMenno and wade ashore, humming the teapot song thoughtfully and making for the pub. I would like to find any sailors or captains who may be inside

What teapot songs are you guys singing sheesh

can I use the resonance of the teapot song to communicate with all other players who have sang, hummed, whistled or otherwise made teapot song-esque noises?

RESULT

You wade ashore, while humming the teapot song of course. You are near the pub preparing to enter, but are stopped by a most intriguing idea. Could you use the teapot song to communicate with other players as if you were a whale or something? It might be worth a shot.

ENTER ACTION: __________

I will specify my search for the large-canned maiden at the nearby village, in the commons.

RESULT

You decide to search for the maiden of your dreams in the village. A wise choice. Not seeing anybody out and about on the street, you decide to knock on the door of the nearest unexplored house. Unfortunately an old man opens the door and seems quite alarmed about your presence. "What do you want?" He asks.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Ransack the nearest house (That isn't the starting house) and then leave the village with whatever I find.

RESULT

You decide to ransack a house. You head over to the nearest house, which happens to be where "Cheery Dog" and "itlepip" currently are. You enter through the broken window and find that the house seems to lack any real valuables. But there are various pieces of furniture and perhaps with a detailed search you could find even more items.

ENTER ACTION: __________

That wasn't the reaction I was expecting.

talk to family about my past, leaving in all the juicy bits

RESULT

You start to talk to your family about your past and it all starts coming back to you. At least somewhat, you begin to remember your life in this village. You remember leaving the village now, you were going to serve in an army, only what you did as a soldier you still have no clue about. As a result, you find very little to tell them about as they know your past up until the point you left. You notice your lack of memories leaves them quite troubled. "You must be quite hungry and there's soup on the fire. Perhaps you would like to eat and then tell us more later?" Your mother suggests, guiding you out of the room and downstairs where you are greeted with an unpleasant(?) surprise. You see "itlepip" carrying the pot of food towards you and find "Iprobablysuck" looking around suspiciously.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Look around

RESULT

You look around as your carriage pulls to a halt on the roadside due to you getting closer to the castle. You see very little of interest, just lots of grassy plains.

ENTER ACTION: __________

RESULT

"Take whatever you want-" the captain gestures toward the wall full of weapons. Only he is cut short by someone crashing down on top of him. The armory has lances, axes, and bows. Unfortunately they do not appear to possess scimitars.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Immediately attack the person who landed on the Captain and put them in a rear naked chokehold.

RESULT

You try to put "Felissan" in a chokehold. It doesn't work, but it provides the perfect opening for "randomidget" to stab "Felissan" in the arm.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Disarm Kublai Khan with aikido

RESULT

You deflect "Kublai Khan's" attacks, but are left vulnerable as "randomidget" stabs you in the arm causing you a great deal of pain.

ENTER ACTION: __________

I'll take a sword, shield, a couple of knives and some head and body armour

Stab Felissan in the arm

RESULT

You quickly grab a knife and stab "Felissan" in the arm with the intent of grabbing the rest of the weapons after the fight is finished.

ENTER ACTION: __________

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go to location: new york city

ACTION FAILED

Error: INVALID LOCATION

PLEASE TRY AGAIN

ENTER LOCATION: __________

Go inside the house, and search for a map.

Your house? I'm pretty sure that starting house/building isnt yours.

Also: Kick Annadog

RESULT

You start to go inside the house, but are stopped by "Annadog40" which erupts into an argument and you try to kick the deranged cannibal. You miss and "Annadog40" stabs you in the eye. You are in critical condition.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Start a fire and use the rope on the floor to make a makeshift bed.

Yell at Ircher for trespassing in my house.

I claimed it. It is now mine. You must now leave the premises.

Well fine, could of just left but instead you decided to be mean.

Stab Ircher

.

RESULT

You yell at "Ircher" for 'trespassing' and an argument ensues. You decide to settle it by stabbing "Ircher" leaving him in critical condition.

ENTER ACTION: __________

May I jump /in?

Yes!!!! Just post an action.

Eat food in pot then bring food upstairs.

RESULT

You taste the soup and then start to haul it upstairs only to be stopped in your tracks by "Cheery Dog" and the residents of the house coming downstairs.

ENTER ACTION: __________

[Elekitu]

Try to cry the teapot song until I've learnt how to do it successfully

[Ircher]

Scream an agonizingly high pitched scream at Annadog. Then search for a dictor while yelling for help.

(And that isn't cool at all, @Annadog)