A VERY-ill-advised text-based adventure

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Ride inside carriage.

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Flatter and chat up the guards about the castle

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Start telling some progressively dirtier jokes to the guards.

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Ask the name of the castle

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Promptly follow the guards to meet their captain who appears to be in control of this castle. Salute their captain.

Also, wonder why the teapot song is stuck in my head.

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Stand at attention, awaiting fate. Try hard to remember who I was and what I was doing before the blindfold room.

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Are randomidget & I the only ones with the guards?

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RESULT

You stand at attention trying to remember who you were, but are interrupted

(dont worry, you werent going to remember anything)

by the captain who offers you a deal: "Considering your cooperation, perhaps we can work out a deal. Your comrades back in the village have left me shorthanded around the castle. So in exchange for your assistance over the course of the next few days, I will grant you freedom. Or you can always go back to where you started. What do you think?"

ENTER ACTION: __________

Agree to help the captain.

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RESULT

You stand at attention trying to remember who you were, but are interrupted

(dont worry, you werent going to remember anything)

by the captain who offers you a deal: "Considering your cooperation, perhaps we can work out a deal. Your comrades back in the village have left me shorthanded around the castle. So in exchange for your assistance over the course of the next few days, I will grant you freedom. Or you can always go back to where you started. What do you think?"

ENTER ACTION: __________

Agree to help the captain.

We def picked the best path here, getting to be guards!

Yup. Soon we'll be able to stab all these looting, well-dwelling, crying, singing anarchists.

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RESULT

"Excellent." Replies the captain. "If you will follow me, we can get you set up with some better gear." You follow him towards the exit, heading down the hallway and into a room filled with lots of armor and weapons. "Now are either of you familiar with how to use a sword?" He asks.

ENTER ACTION: __________

If you got it, I'll take a battle axe, a scimitar, a lance, and/or a recurve bow and arrows.

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RESULT

"Take whatever you want-" the captain gestures toward the wall full of weapons. Only he is cut short by someone crashing down on top of him. The armory has lances, axes, and bows. Unfortunately they do not appear to possess scimitars.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Immediately attack the person who landed on the Captain and put them in a rear naked chokehold.

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Co-ordinate attack on "Felissan" with "randommidget". Sharing the goal to render "Felissan" unconscious.

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Find a rope and tie up "Felissan". Ask randomidget to check on the captain.

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Once "Felissan" is securely tied up, go off and call out to the other guards to help find a medic.

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Tell the other guards to get a medic and to jail "Felissan" for assaulting the captain.

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If I didn't grab them already, grab and equip an axe, a dagger, and a bow with some arrows.

Yell at any remaining guards to search the premises for any other intruders.

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If the captain is awake -- Inform him that his men are poorly disciplined. Offer to join his guard and whip them into to shape if he'll grant you authority over them.

If the captain is still unconscious -- Leave him to the medic. Ask a passing guard for directions to the barracks. Go there and sleep.

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Snore. Scratch butt in my sleep.