A VERY-ill-advised text-based adventure

KuroiXHF · Post Post #173 (isolation #0) » Mon Jun 13, 2016 10:54 am

Propose to the Queen of England.

KuroiXHF · Post Post #185 (isolation #1) » Tue Jun 14, 2016 10:39 am

Propose to the first person I meet.

KuroiXHF · Post Post #201 (isolation #2) » Mon Jun 20, 2016 7:31 am

Ugh...

*Run off to find a villager. Anyone.*

KuroiXHF · Post Post #212 (isolation #3) » Mon Jun 20, 2016 10:44 am

In post 211, Cheery Dog wrote:Attempt to get myself into house.

KuroiXHF · Post Post #223 (isolation #4) » Thu Jun 23, 2016 10:08 am

I will follow Cheery Dog and keep him amused by continually asking, "Are we there yet," not specifying where 'there' is.

KuroiXHF · Post Post #238 (isolation #5) » Fri Jun 24, 2016 6:23 am

I decide that Cheery Dog is the one for me and I ask him for his hand in marriage.

KuroiXHF · Post Post #250 (isolation #6) » Fri Jun 24, 2016 10:36 am

Must you really?

KuroiXHF · Post Post #280 (isolation #7) » Wed Jul 27, 2016 5:13 am

Find a law or loophole or something that would obligate him to marry me.

KuroiXHF · Post Post #290 (isolation #8) » Wed Jul 27, 2016 12:13 pm

I decide to give up and find myself a beautiful gullible maiden with a huge rack.

KuroiXHF · Post Post #304 (isolation #9) » Thu Jul 28, 2016 6:00 am

I will specify my search for the large-canned maiden at the nearby village, in the commons.

KuroiXHF · Post Post #333 (isolation #10) » Wed Aug 03, 2016 11:39 am

I ask the old man to direct me to the nearest village, full of buxom women. If needed, I can offer amazing tales of heroics as payment.

KuroiXHF · Post Post #362 (isolation #11) » Sat Aug 06, 2016 3:19 am

Obviously the man is senile. I yell at him and tell him that I was sent by his grandson as his dying wish.

KuroiXHF · Post Post #371 (isolation #12) » Mon Aug 08, 2016 7:37 am

I try the next house and I go shirtless, to aid as a conversation piece.

KuroiXHF · Post Post #390 (isolation #13) » Wed Aug 10, 2016 10:13 am

I didn't know I was in prison clothes. In that case, I take off all my clothes, break inside and rummage through someone's dresser in search of non-prisony clothing.

KuroiXHF · Post Post #398 (isolation #14) » Wed Aug 10, 2016 11:08 am

Wait, why are you watching me, Ircher?

I just realized this, and I just got naked too!

KuroiXHF · Post Post #415 (isolation #15) » Sun Aug 14, 2016 11:54 am

I will break the door open while yelling in a sound frequency OPPOSITE to whatever the sound of breaking a door is, essentially Mcguyvering a noise cancellation.

KuroiXHF · Post Post #440 (isolation #16) » Tue Aug 16, 2016 11:34 am

Before anyone sees me, I quickly paint myself red and yell, "OH YEAH!" With any luck, they'll think I'm the Kool Aid Man.

KuroiXHF · Post Post #444 (isolation #17) » Tue Aug 16, 2016 4:51 pm

In post 442, Ircher wrote:
Yell at Kuroi for medical supplies.

Since when the fuck do you turn to the kool aid man for medical supplies?

KuroiXHF · Post Post #452 (isolation #18) » Tue Aug 23, 2016 10:10 am

I will start giving Ircher medical supplies and when people see me, I will tell them I am the First Aid man, and I give away medical supplies.