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Post #0 (isolation #0) » Fri Sep 09, 2016 6:23 am
Postby Annadog40 »
Note: animorpherv1 wished for a new One wish thread to reset the wishes and mykonian wished I put it in the mishmash so I decided to recreate this thread here since this thread is more game like then a general discussion.
You're walking along one day and you spot a lamp
you notice it's dusty so you rub at it and poof a genie named Annadog40 pops out and says,
"I'm a magical Genie who will grant you only one wish (three is so last season) so choose carefully! What do you wish for?"
So you wish for. . . . .
Last edited by Annadog40 on Tue Oct 04, 2016 12:14 am, edited 15 times in total.
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Post #11 (isolation #5) » Fri Sep 09, 2016 7:02 am
Postby Annadog40 »
In post 10, RachMarie wrote:OK I wish to have an income of 10 k per month (120 k per year) every year, for the rest of my life, above and beyond anything I earn biz wise.
This way I could move where I want immediately, do what I need to do, and cover all my bills plus afford to pay for whatever I need to.
(I would of course then move to Buffalo like next month LOL).
Granted. You now make 10,000 Iranian Rials a month. At the end of the month, the 10,000 Iranian Rials will rain down on your head from beyond the clouds.
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Post #18 (isolation #7) » Fri Sep 09, 2016 7:40 am
Postby Annadog40 »
In post 16, McMenno wrote:I wish for the tragic yet humorous extinction of western lowland gorillas by children fallen into their cages.
Granted. All of the worlds western lowland gorillas suddenly found themselves caged in open air cages, including the wild ones. Then all of the worlds children were teleported above all of the western lowland gorilla and fell on top of them, crushing them all to death.
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Post #20 (isolation #8) » Fri Sep 09, 2016 9:41 am
Postby Annadog40 »
In post 19, Mitillos wrote:I wish for exactly one of the following:
1) a valid mathematical proof that there is no deterministic Turing machine which, given a graph G, can decide in polynomial time whether the chromatic number of G is 3 or not, or
2) a valid mathematical construction for a deterministic Turing machine which, given a graph G, can decide in polynomial time whether the chromatic number of G is 3 or not.
Granted. You now have a valid mathematical proof that there is no deterministic Turing machine which, given a graph G, can decide in polynomial time whether the chromatic number of G is 3. I may or may not have altered some aspect of the universe to fit the proof you now have.
Granted! Now you are a Genie, specifically you are my genie and must grant me a wish.
I wish that, after you grant this wish, for you to never be able to grant wishes ever again and for you to never be able to use your genie powers ever again and for it to be impossible for any one else to allow you to grant wishes or to use your genie powers ever.
Elbirn wrote:I wish to blow up
I mean like get big
Granted. In other news the Earth might possibly have gained a new moon.
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Post #34 (isolation #12) » Tue Sep 13, 2016 1:06 am
Postby Annadog40 »
In post 33, CooLDoG wrote:could I get a parcel of mail in my mail box with 2 dollars. Notably, this must be actualized in reality, meaning no fucking images of money. I want the actual bill.
Granted. You will get two dollars in your mail box.
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Post #36 (isolation #13) » Sat Sep 24, 2016 3:43 am
Postby Annadog40 »
In post 35, Vampirate wrote:I wish for the next person's wish to be split into eight pieces affecting the wisher along with the 7 people who wished after him/her by whatever the wisher asked for.
Granted. Now the next eight wishers will get 1/8th of the next persons wish.
In post 35, Vampirate wrote:I wish for the next person's wish to be split into eight pieces affecting the wisher along with the 7 people who wished after him/her by whatever the wisher asked for.
Granted. Now the next eight wishers will get 1/8th of the next persons wish.
I would like to wish the same, but along with the 7 people who wished *before* him/her. (The original wish is *after*)
Granted, now the next seven wishers will have their wishes split
The split will include the original wisher and with the seven people who wish before and after the original wisher.
I said I would only grant one wish and with omnipotence, you can create a situation where I am required to grant more than one wish, so therefore I can't grant your wish cause it can lead to a situation where I had to grant more than one wish. Your wish shall not be granted.
Also with omnipotence, you would be able to give Firebringer a dragon friend which is forbidden by Elekitu's wish.
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Post #42 (isolation #16) » Sat Oct 01, 2016 5:51 am
Postby Annadog40 »
In post 41, Accountant wrote:You said that you would only grant one wish, not that you would refuse to create a situation in which I coerce or require you to grant more than one wish - in other words, you want to do X, but you don't want to want to do X. Besides, with omnipotence, I would be able to disregard the rules of logic - this allows me to give Firebringer a dragon friend while simultaneously keeping Elekitu's wish intact - the contradiction is resolved by me declaring that it no longer exists with my newfound omnipotence.
I see your logic and I shall grant you your wish
Though thanks to Realeo's wish where your wish is split among the seven people who wished before you and the seven people who wished after you, and since a fraction of infinity is infinity, these people also get omnipotence
Since I am on that list, I can use my omnipotance to block any alterations you attempt to make to the amount of wishes I grant along with preventing you from taking back your wish since your wish limit is reached.
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Post #48 (isolation #18) » Tue Oct 04, 2016 12:13 am
Postby Annadog40 »
In post 46, StaplerTowel wrote:I wish it was still last season so everyone can still make 3 wishes.
Granted, now it is summer. Though being physical able to wish for 3 wishes doesn't mean that I shall grant them. Your wish was split but it still has the same result.
Also thanks to Accountant, you are also omnipotent.
Realeo wrote:
In post 44, Annadog40 wrote:It seems we are evenly matched. It is interesting due to infinite power, no mater how many people join the fight, we would always be evenly matched.
Can I use my omnipotence to become Lionel Suggs and join Accountant's side?
Yes, though I can also use my omnipotence to become Lionel Suggs and due to the nature of infinity, we would still be evenly matched even if it is two vs one.
