ROLE MADNESS: Dead Thread

[Parama]

omg a 20 page dead thread are you serious

i'm glad i don't have to try and play catchup with the main game now but this is still silly

[Parama]

Parama dying is a tragedy. His posts were the bright spots of the game thread.

<3 <3 <3

[Parama]

I just want to be justified in regards to boring flipping scum

That will happen

I refuse to believe otherwise

[Parama]

also good to know townblock is scum, though that's not too surprising.

dgb being scum isn't surprising either but i would've probably just ignored her for days anyways

[Parama]

I've been under the impression that she's Town for some time now.

noooo don't spoil this for me

[Parama]

scumreading boring was like, my thing maaaannn

[Parama]

also i wanna know this:
did i die protecting someone or was i just outright shot.
and if it was the former did i protect scum?

[Parama]

i feel absolutely justified then.

i realized later that i definitely protected town because both roleblockers visited the same person and boem saw them lol haha so that's nice

[Parama]

now the bigger question: does he have a useful result

[Parama]

cookie is going to be so lonely in the neighborhood now tho. map wolf is basically an afker

[Parama]

down 9 town and 1 blue scum. town is so boned lol.

[Parama]

i saw that, like i said, boned

[Parama]

Shaziro's push here is literally the dumbest thing I've ever seen.

I have no clue of Dunn is blue maf or not

But the argument is baaaad. it's a joke post. i made them. dunn makes them, other townies make them, seriously what the hell

[Parama]

it was badcde

[Parama]

hey scumlord blue, what up wit yu

[Parama]

I protected the watcher, who was shot by (presumably) mafia.

I don't know why vig would shoot the claimed watcher.

[Parama]

BOEM YOU HERO <3 <3 <3

[Parama]

So if I'm guessing the kills correctly, SK killed Bacde? She really is a better vig than the actual vig, didn't a lot of people want him dead?

~Giga

in a game this big, SK -has- to try and shoot mafia IMO. for one it'll make their fakeclaim look better and for two they don't get endgamed as easily if mafia are dead

[Parama]

cookie i crumbed so blatantly that i figured you were getting RBed so there was no use in protecting you

i protected the person you're suspecting

stop

[Parama]

i really liked rach's post where she called me probtown

[Parama]

go dunn go, i believe in you

[Parama]

>tfw a hydra of titus and varsoon posts so you don't know which of them said it

[Parama]

He has Transcended Elitism

[Parama]

90% sure i've played with them before but i forgot who they are

[Parama]

Mathblade shut the hell up omg

[Parama]

wow seraphim was scum, shocker

[Parama]

L O L iraon turned out to be scum? A LL OF THE KEKESSS

[Parama]

Boem literally cannot be blue scum because his result got Townblock lynched, DGBGB

[Parama]

I still believe in you

[Parama]

were you the team who tried shooting the watcher n2

[Parama]

congrats, you murderer.

[Parama]

i like how despite being dead for the majority of the game i still have a higher post count than most of the living players

[Parama]

It's too bad dunn died, the citizen had a secret wincon where town auto won if they were alive on day 6

[Parama]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAKE UUUUUUUUUUUUUP

(wake)

[Parama]

hooowww can you seeee into myyy eeeyyeees liike open dooooors

[Parama]

yes, you guys got the joke i was making congrats

[Parama]

the OP alive and dead list is super outdated.

[Parama]

like seriously mod can you update that? i have no clue who's alive and dead because the list stops after N3

[Parama]

also yeah our neighborhood is all dead can i spam in there now

[Parama]

mathblade is obvious town, i said as much on day 2. he just sucks, hardcore.
i can't believe iraon is still alive

[Parama]

Damn, Parama watch your crumbs.

If Thor escapes this, I will be pissed.

literally never crumbed protecting you. i was arguing that there was no point in protecting you because you'd probably be roleblocked.
guess what:
1. i was right

[Parama]

also @titus if you don't want to know iraon's alignment don't read the whole dead thread because he's blue scum oops

[Parama]

yeah tbh i think thor's town. just unlucky. gs report, weird no-visit report bcuz ninja sk

[Parama]

BORING IS SCUM I WIN SUCK IT

[Parama]

GOD BLESS BOEM I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON I SAVED HIM

[Parama]

4912 is probably the worst post in the thread.

[Parama]

still fist pumping for my boem save especially because it came around to my top scumread getting lynched as confscum woo

I feel like my reads were all pretty much on fire even with the brief time I was alive. The only scum I misread thus far was egg and that was just a light townlean

[Parama]

LOL that awful joat claim/voting the literally confirmed town who outted both scum rbs

[Parama]

sure hope so.
but that claim just reeks. copped me? lol. Joat with a vig shot? something nobody else has claimed/flipped? yeah right. only boem visited? kek

[Parama]

LIKE. Especially the vig. That's a massive red flag. Literally the only joat to claim vig is the one who was caught visiting the dead doctor? SUUUURRRRE

[Parama]

don't let the dream die or I'll come back from the dead just to kill everyone who stopped the boring lynch

[Parama]

*salutes the mighty hammer*

[Parama]

did the vc myself.
http://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.ph ... 3#p8288743

this was hammer.
creature's vote right after just seals the deal

[Parama]

gl to blue scum and sk

rip red scum tho

[Parama]

i was really hoping for a blue scum flip tbh but i guess that was too much to ask

[Parama]

SK can shoot them.

pro-town SK ftw

[Parama]

can someone be replaced if they fail to act several times in a row

[Parama]

i am not referencing anything

[Parama]

I took the bullet for him

[Parama]

It's basically a massive case of dramatic irony. I get killed by my top scumspect while protecting the town role that eventually catches that same scum making a kill and gets them lynched. poetry. you can't even make this up

[Parama]

Drixx I died n2.

[Parama]

i evolved into an

admin

and banned mhsmith

[Parama]

READING COMPREHENSION HARD

[Parama]

Yeah tbh there were already a few times where you shouldn't have stepped in but if someone directly asks something and it's already public knowledge it's OK to answer I guess

[Parama]

i still have access to my neighbor pt.
despite everyone in it being dead

[Parama]

can we do this @ mods

[Parama]

http://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.ph ... 7#p8302397
this is p. much trolling

[Parama]

tbh lynch someone already this day has been super slow :V

[Parama]

all the really smart townies are gone now is the problem tbh. transcend, cookie, dunn/zack hydra, long island medium. boem and elyse are like the only competent players left, and elyse is prob SK, so

[Parama]

vig is great pro goty

[Parama]

i hope the sk wins tbh.

[Parama]

all the really smart townies are gone now is the problem tbh. transcend, cookie, dunn/zack hydra, long island medium. boem and elyse are like the only competent players left, and elyse is prob SK, so

transcend, cookie, dunn/zack hydra and lim are all dead lol

yes, that was literally the point of this post
you misread a period as a comma

[Parama]

boem also got boring, so

[Parama]

hey CCC.
evidence is not the end-all. scumhunting exists

[Parama]

herpderptown

[Parama]

like y'all didn't even let basic post??? they got to post like once

[Parama]

totes sk-siding

[Parama]

boem is conftown unfortunately for you

[Parama]

who's the SK shooting tho

[Parama]

wow nice creature was scum how surprise

[Parama]

you can't keep giving people a pass as derp town forever

because scum can be the derp too

[Parama]

welcome to a dead thread with something like 35 players in it

[Parama]

we're just not trying hard enough then

elyse is confirmed sk though at this point right like can we all agree on that

[Parama]

almost has experienced a seventh-hour superpower of "basic freaking logic"

[Parama]

okay gollum seriously needs to stop trolling
sigh

[Parama]

yeah rip town lol

they don't deserve to win, this is embarrassing

[Parama]

psa to gollum:

reads change when the slot decides to be absolutely awful in every way possible

[Parama]

gollum fails to realize that boem literally cannot be scum
but he hasn't read any of the thread at all to be fair

[Parama]

this lynch feels POWERFUL-aligned

[Parama]

hey gollum try being less awful thx

[Parama]

tragedy

[Parama]

Nominating the SK for best scumhunter tbh

[Parama]

Yeah like

Ira

He claimed blue maf

And then Gollum was hammered right after ???????

[Parama]

blues are le rip'ing boem i see

again

who's the vig shooting? the backup doc?

[Parama]

what if doc protects the last red tho

[Parama]

an 81-player zero escape-themed game with wacky mechanics resulting in tons of deaths would be fantastic

[Parama]

9 people die every day/night cycle

[Parama]

all players are divided into groups of 3 and they're all lovers with their group. each day town executes one group. each night two scum factions choose groups to execute

also the groups switch every day

W O N D E R F U L

[Parama]

RIP town's last hope tho

[Parama]

ira should get speedlynched tomorrow tho, like, obviously

[Parama]

he wasn't vigged bcuz he already said he'd have a doc on him

so why not just, shoot the doc first

[Parama]

[Parama]

I should update my massive reads list from d1 and see how awful it was

[Parama]

welcome ira

do you feel dead-aligned

[Parama]

they/them is also just a gender-neutral pronoun

[Parama]

personally my preferred pronouns are whatever/you/want because i'm weird like that lol

[Parama]

they/them does not necessarily imply more than one individual.

[Parama]

btw you're aware they is one of the few pronouns you can actually select on the sight right? like, commonly accepted enough that it's on the MS shortlist

[Parama]

aesthetic serial killer

[Parama]

mhsmith spoil for us who the bullet receivers shall be

[Parama]

he literally claimed mafia in-thread

[Parama]

hello darkness my old friend

[Parama]

go elyse go

also, almost letting boem die is literally the worst

only 2 kills last night, who didn't kill? vig?

[Parama]

nice job PV

[Parama]

lol that claim rip the dream

[Parama]

I mean it doesn't matter either way

[Parama]

amalgam (davesaz / Yume / randomidget) - CONFTOWN

RachMarie - CONFTOWN

KlingonCelt - CONFTOWN

VA-11 Hall-A (Dunnstral / Zachstralkita) - TOWN

Elitism (Transcend / MariaR / gerryoat) - TOWN

Elyse - TOWN

Boem_u_dusi - TOWN

DrippingGoofball - TOWNLEAN

Egg - TOWNLEAN

BBMolla - TOWNLEAN

long_island_medium - TOWNLEAN

Shaziro - TOWNLEAN

PeregrineV - NULL

serrapaladin - NULL

Varsoon - NULL

Aeronaut - NULL

Fire Assassin - NULL

Seraphim - NULL

Bacde - NULL

iraonavp - NULL

Accountant - NULL

Cookie Bakers (Titus / Shiro) - NULL

Foxbird - NULL

shos - NULL

Almost50 - NULL

Skelda - NULL

Bellaphant - NULL

AlpacaAlpaca - NULL

TownBlock (Dwlee99 / Murdercat / McMenno) - SCUMLEAN

Blackstar - SCUMLEAN

hebichan - SCUMLEAN

Blanche (gigabyteTroubadour / kraska77) - SCUMLEAN

Drixx - SCUMLEAN

CCC - SCUMLEAN

Hot Chocolate - SCUMLEAN

Mathblade - SCUMLEAN

Creature - SCUM

Skybird - SCUM

Narna - SCUM

boring - SCUM

Lapsa - SCUM

i guess, my townreads were pretty good, sk doesn't really count so
and i had 60% accuracy on my strong scumreads too, so
lol @ 3 reds in my townleans though, lol @ no blues above null

[Parama]

i mean, i died n2 and did basically nothing all game except have slightly about okay reads and being extremely right about boring in the face of literally nobody else seeing the massive scumtells until a watcher guilty but okay

[Parama]

http://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.ph ... 5#p8203715

nice quote tag fix there loool

i'm reading my own iso now, i had some pretty hot takes

[Parama]

http://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.ph ... 7#p8218967
http://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.ph ... 4#p8218974

tbh this is pretty sexy

[Parama]

>elyse makes total trash garbage fakeclaim that leaves a ton of kills unaccounted for
"yeah i believe her"
>pv makes vig claim with obvious intent at scumhunting rather than survival, accounts for all of his kills
"obv sk, lynch"

this is why sk deserves to win, after shooting lapsa tonight ofc

[Parama]

penalty for hydra slipping is bullet

[Parama]

PV votes lapsa and elyse gets hammer?

[Parama]

ELYSE POWERRRRRR GO GO GO

[Parama]

more than anyone else I think math and Rach both deserve to lose as town because they've been scum mvps every chance they get

[Parama]

SK is purple pleeeease

[Parama]

(beat)

AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEIIIIII
WILL LET ALLWAAAYYYYSSS LOOOOVE YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Parama]

nooooo

W E L C O M E
T O
D E S P A I R

[Parama]

I believe in u elyse u can do it

[Parama]

nominate mathblade for scum mvp

[Parama]

for alt slipping like a loser :V

[Parama]

Ban hydras tbh

[Parama]

#TeamElyse

[Parama]

Tbh Elyse didn't even have to play well with townies this bad

[Parama]

tbh i blame hot chocolate the most

[Parama]

let the game run its course even if town can't win imo. It'll be just one short day phase

[Parama]

it's unfair to call it for sk when blue can still win tho
if blue or town is lynched tho obv that's endgame

[Parama]

lapsa I will love you forever if you do, but sk should still win

[Parama]

>TFW you're lapsa and you basically just autolost

[Parama]

Elyse might as well shoot lapsa tbh

[Parama]

lynchproof too

[Parama]

hey, this was way shorter than the undertale trainwreck, it's fine

[Parama]

i have a gunsmith result. Transcend is carrying a gun

[Parama]

i changed to a person who doesn't play mafia

or at least i'm not in any games rn and don't plan on signing up for any in the near future

[Parama]

i get exhausted and frustrated with the stupid real easily

going back reading through my iso the general tone was "so done" and i'm like "yeah i blame undertale"

[Parama]

i lied tho you made me want to sign up for a game http://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.ph ... 8#p8353468
i'm going to regret this

[Parama]

can't wait to tunnel you d2 only for you to flip town and get me lynched as town d3

[Parama]

s t o p

[Parama]

out-aligned

[Parama]

rename dead thread to "Elyse Fanclub"

[Parama]

Oh and red getting shot by sk

still the highlight of the entire game tbh, i giggle every time i think about this

[Parama]

lapsa looool
>i retract my joat claim i'm just tracker
>by the way here's a voyeur result

[Parama]

>quotes a post as evidence that narna is scum
>the post in question implicates lapsa exactly as much as narna

[Parama]

almost is savage

[Parama]

considering that elyse didn't even visit rach, i have no clue if that's a slip or not

[Parama]

yooooooooooooooooo listen up HERE'S A STORY about a little guy that lives in a BLUE WORLD

[Parama]

town should keep NLing until the SK is forced to kill tbh

[Parama]

should be site rules that if no kills happen for three nights town autowins tbh :V

[Parama]

so i'm just curious lapsa wtf is up with your avatar

it confuses me so

[Parama]

it looks like, ridiculously compressed or something, the head is the only thing that looks like an actual object and everything else is a blur

tbh all this time i thught it was like a tiger lol

[Parama]

I thought it was a cheetah.

oh yeah this is what i meant not a tiger

[Parama]

#ElysePower

[Parama]

6275 is painful wifom :<

[Parama]

they should be able to work out that lapse was bsing because he literally could not know elyse visited rach. but he knew about almost visiting rach, which means he visited rach himself to perform the kill

but w/e

[Parama]

#ElyseCanDoIt

[Parama]

like did nobody notice how elyse's claim just doesn't make a lick of sense tho

[Parama]

he's done it, the absolute madman

[Parama]

what if the mods are trolling and Rach was the SK all along

[Parama]

What if the MOD was the SK?

OoooooommmMMMMGGGGGGGGG BASTARD GAAAAMMMEEEE

[Parama]

at the gates of elyseium

[Parama]

LOL town was lynched both days but they were both lovers with scum, R I P

[Parama]

maybe i'll mod a game again someday

too much work for me tbh

[Parama]

snore

[Parama]

!!! IT'S HAPPENING !!!

[Parama]

GO ELYSE GO

[Parama]

should've stayed woke tbh :V

[Parama]

wah wah waaaahhh

[Parama]

a draw would be the most anticlimactic way to end this tbh

[Parama]

It's a draw between town/sk not maf

[Parama]

pick me

[Parama]

what did pv forget to claim

[Parama]

lol r a c h

[Parama]

prod elyse prod elyse prod elyse

[Parama]

IN FOR THE KILL

s2g rach that was hilarious but sad

[Parama]

i'm laughing so hard right now omg

[Parama]

yeah especially in 4 way mylo on the mega massive game everyone is tired of