Title Fairy: Killer App Edition (Swipe Right!)

[Zulfy]

if zulfy gets his title then the whole thing falls apart
i declare the nomination self-defeating

My whole purpose is to create absurd situations that fall apart while happening anyway.

And to make Skrew all pissy

So I gladly accept

[Zulfy]

When I was a child I knew this girl, she was very bubbly and I had a big crush on her. Her family life was kinda rocky and she didn't get along with many kids at school.
One day we're all just sitting or standing or something, someone is telling this one girl, or I guess more asking, saying "everyone's always calling you X's girlfriend isn't that weird?"
And then the convo revolved around that for a bit, her, the girl being talked to, saying that yea it was weird and somewhat annoying.
And then the girl I was crushing on said "Yea people shouldn't call you X's girlfriend that's inconsiderate."

And then a beat, a small silence that only lasted for a bit more than a second. Timing is something integral to joke-telling, it can be the difference between a large group laughing and uninterested stares coming your way. Some people, such as this girl, seem to have a natural talent for timing.

So she waits patiently for the silence to develop, for us to absorb the words she's said and reflect upon them as best we can with the time we've been given. Then she says:

"You're Y's sister!"

And I laughed. That's when my crush on this girl was cemented. I'm a sucker for humor.

The girls chuckle except for Y's sister, she holds firm, she won't allow herself to laugh at the joke of someone she disliked immensely. She just sort of glares at my crush and that makes her sorta wither away.

I felt bad but there was not much I could do. The girl turned on me soon after. Sent me mean stuff on aim when I was on. Those were some melodramatic days.

Anyway yea dumb title.

[Zulfy]

Welcome bakk zakk

[Zulfy]

I would like my title removed as I no longer feel it represents me.

[Zulfy]

Excuse me mr fairy off with my title pls

[Zulfy]

This also reminds me I still owe Zulfy the Zulfy/Psyche fanfic, though.

You owe

Psyche

that fanfic, he's the one who continues insisting.

[Zulfy]

privately, of course

[Zulfy]

I feel Knight Templar would be a good title for Accountant