A simple Text-Based-Adventure

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Look at my surroundings

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Look at wall writing (whilst avoiding the other people in here)

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Say:

Tatsuya, there's a ladder and an open window high up. Perhaps we can get out that way?

Pick up nearest barrel, attempt to break open a crate with it

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Offer to boost someone up to the window

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Offer to boost someone up to the window

Assist Wisdom throwing Frozen out the window

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Yell

while wrestling Frozen: "Perhaps the wall writing is referring to the 13th bottle on the 17th row of the wine rack?"

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Smash a wine bottle in half, then hide behind a barrel so I am not in sight of the window.

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Stab drunken Allomancer repeatedly with my broken wine bottle.

Wait for his breathing to stop, then

wish for a fireaxe

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get drunk on

wine

.

Result

You walk to the nearest wine rack

by the window

and down a bottle of wine. You are now drunk.

SHIT

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When Hellfire comes near, cause him to trip over my body