Friend Computer's Text Adventure Game

[Friend Computer]

Current Mod: Friend Computer

Players:

McMenno (Bruised hip)
Nexus
Radja
Xalxe
KingdomAces (Severe body burns)
KuroiXHF
Equinox
Cheery Dog
ErrantParabola
Snakes

[Friend Computer]

Greetings! enter a command

in bold

to join!

Command: _

[Friend Computer]

Processing replies.

wonder who friend computer is

Command failed:

Sadly, the mod is not a character here.

Command:

join

WELCOME!

defriend computer

Command failed:

You never friended me.

Join and be very happy

Thank you.

[Friend Computer]

Remember, you are allowed to *gasp* make commands relevant to the story.

Also, just to clarify, only one action per "turn".

[Friend Computer]

Processing commands.

Look around

You are in a grey room. As in, completely gray. You are all sitting on chairs. There is a (Gray) door and a window, as well as a fireplace and table. There is a bottle on the table.

scratch nose

Command failed:

You attempt to scratch your nose. Unfortunately, you are tied to the chair (as are all players) and thus cannot move.

Command:

Hello, Friend Computer.

Welcome.

Fall asleep

You fall asleep.

[Friend Computer]

Processing commands.

cut ropes using side of fireplace

Command failed:

You are not close enough to the fireplace.

Think about scratching my nose.

You think about scratching your nose.

Put on orange jumpsuit

Command failed:

You are still tied to the seat.

You can hear distant footsteps.

[Friend Computer]

Processing commands.

Fail this command.

Command failed:

A paradox was formed.

Request that friend computer lets me free, please

Command failed:

I am not a player in this game.

Command:

Examine bottle.

It's a glass bottle filled with a clear liquid.

get next to fireplace, then perform previous command

Command failed:

The fireplace is not sharp enough. You have received a

WOUND (Bruised hip)

.

[Friend Computer]

Processing commands.

Command:

Treat McMenno's wound.

Command failed:

Interestingly enough, it is hard to treat wounds when you are tied to a chair.

I ingeniously use kuroi to untie myself

Command failed:

Kuroi doesn't want to help.

Find out more information about myself via dreams

Command failed:

You already know everything about yourself.

Command:

Befriend Friend Computer

Command failed:

I am not a player in this game.

It didn't kill me last time, and Aronis completely forgot about the injuries I sustained from it. Let's try it again!

Hop over to the fireplace and burn the rope off

The fireplace is indeed lit; you have been burned badly by the fires. The rope is still burnt, though, so it didn't technically fail.

Rotate wrists back and forth, trying to make the rope looser

You manage to get your hands a little loose this way.

Updating player list shortly.

[Friend Computer]

Processing commands.

headbutt kuroi

Command failed:

You are still tied to your chair, so you fall down and get a concussion.

Examine the bottle

I may or may not start untying people eventually. I just need to loot the place first.

As stated before, it is a glass bottle with a clear liquid inside. Unfortunately, you are still in the fireplace, so you burn to death.

headbutt kuroi

Report McMenno for dangerous behavior.

Command failed:

You attempt to report McMenno. But nobody came.

Pee on McMenno and laugh at him

Command failed:

You are tied to the chair, so you just piss your pants.

They are closer.

[Friend Computer]

Processing replies. Sorry about the wait.

Listen for footsteps

You hear footsteps coming soon.

Try to somehow give past character me some common sense on what instructions imply.

Command failed:

You are dead.

Untie self

Command failed:

Your arms are tied to the chair.

believe hard enough that the ropes tying me to the chair will fall away.

(As I should still be asleep, I expect it to work through the power of dreams)

Command failed:

It does happen in your dreams. However, as you are actually dreaming, this doesn't actually happen.

listen to the calming sound of the floor

You listen.

Assist McMenno by giving him Tylenol. (Keep in mind I don't know the difference between Tylenol and Cyanide.)

Command failed:

You do not have either.

Look around for any objects and/or things (Fireplace, etc) that may be of use in cutting ropes off chair

Nothing.