Micro 669 - Procrastination Mafia - At The End...(GAME OVER)

[drealmerz7]

By the way I was town

then why didn't you play that way?

[Dunnstral]

Alright. I think drealmer is acting like scum here. His role conflicts with mine in an anti-town way. Don't write him off as town for his role.

[Dunnstral]

Unfortunate it took me being lynched for me to see this

[Zachstralkita]

dreals role benefits town roles..

[Dunnstral]

Not mine. It sabotoges my role by removing it. Keep in mind that it makes things happen instantly, including my death

[drealmerz7]

he's just jerking around

not helping at all during Twilight

gotta be scum

[Dunnstral]

I am helping. Lynch drealmerz tomorrow. This thinking the guy talking in twilight is scum thing is always scummy

[drealmerz7]

I am helping. Lynch drealmerz tomorrow. This thinking the guy talking in twilight is scum thing is always scummy

I didn't say talking during twilight is scummy, for fuck's sake
I said the talking you're doing during twilight isn't HELPFUL TO TOWN AT ALL, and so you are probably scum, scumming up twilight

[Zachstralkita]

Not mine. It sabotoges my role by removing it. Keep in mind that it makes things happen instantly, including my death

your role was sort of useless tho?


And the effect it has on BnLs role is negligent because I do not believe his role is delayed in the traditional sense

It benefited a lot of prs


Hey gamma you fuck pretty please protect me

[drealmerz7]

ari did the same stupid shit

"oh I'm dead so I might as well be a useless troll instead of ya know, try to help my team in the last moments I have"

if you're town, it's pathetic and you need to learn to play better

[inspectorscout]

Vote Count 2.FINAL

drealmerz7 -

[0]

Zachstralkita -

[0]

Gamma Emerald -

[1] Infinite Justice

Secret Agent Jin -

[0]

[LYNCH]

Dunnstral -

[5] culted, Zachstralkita, BulletNLynchproof, Secret Agent Jin, drealmerz7

BulletNLynchproof -

[0]

culted -

[0]

Infinite Justice -

[0]

Not Voting -

Gamma Emerald, Dunnstral

Mod Notes –

None!

With 8 Alive, It Takes 5 to Lynch.

Day 2 Ends Now.

[inspectorscout]

[Insert generic flavor about me being pissed about you guys killing people. Also use the extremely cliché "I found this piece of paper."

TO BE DONE LATER.]


Meanwhile, Dunnstral's role PM:

Spoiler: He was a

Town Modified Bulletproof

Spoiler: Role PM

Yeah sorry, I'll give you a decent role PM later or something. Deadlines man.....

So uhh...lemme just quickly check my setup.

Uhh..

So I didn't make one yet? Wow. Well then, I'll just give you something from the top of my head...uhm...

Hey, do you ever have that feeling that you don't wanna do anything? Yeah, I have that all the time.
Regardless, I was thinking of some symbolic role that shows how far laziness can go.

Turns out that I didn't do that because I was too lazy to do so, but oh well, I'll try something...

How about a

Town Too-lazy-to-die Bulletproof

?
Abilities:
- During the day, you may vote to lynch. Well, if you feel like doing anything, anyway.
- You are the ultimate embodiment of laziness. If you get killed at night, you are too lazy to die. Instead of dying immediately, you will die one night later. You will be notified when you got shot.

You win when all threats to the town are eliminated.

The game thread is supposed to be here, unless I got lazy again. But hey, at least I went through the effort of linking it! Please confirm by replying to this message with your alignment and role. I'll set up the game when everyone did that. Or just a bit after. We'll see.

Night 2 ends in (expired on 2017-01-04 09:01:27).

[inspectorscout]

All right, here's the thing people.
I was lazy (surprise surprise) and I wrote just a little bit of flavor. I'm running out of flavor, so if y'all just hurry up and finish this shit, I can go do more useful stu-

...why is there blood in my sink? You and your fucking sick pranks!

...

Oh. Not a prank. There is yet another dead dude. Clap clap.
...
THE PAPERWORK IS GONNA BE SO MUCH WORK PEOPLE, PLEASE!

Wait.
Is this...BulletNLynchproof?

BulletNLynchproof was killed last night.
He was a

Spoiler:

Town Police

Spoiler: Role PM

Yeah sorry, I'll give you a decent role PM later or something. Deadlines man.....

So uhh...lemme just quickly check my setup.

Uhh..

So I didn't make one yet? Wow. Well then, I'll just give you something from the top of my head...uhm...

*Looks around, procrastinates yet again.*
OH WHAT IS THIS SHINY PIECE OF PAPE- crap. It's a speeding ticket that I forgot to pay.

... What are you looking at?
OH!
Your role.

I'll just make you a

I-won't-get-off-my-ass Town Police

.
Abilities:
- During the day, you may vote to lynch. Well, if you feel like doing anything, anyway.
- BEFORE THE END of Day 1, you HAVE to PM me a name. No procrastination on that, kiddo! You will kill that person, but I'll be lazy and process that action at the start of Day 3.
During Day 2, however, you may regret your decision. As a hardcore procrastinator myself, I absolutely understand that. That's why you may send me a request to change your kill to a cop investigation, but only during Day 2. Strict deadlines, I'm so evil! The action will still go through on Day 3, even if you change it.

You win when all threats to the town are eliminated.

Pew pew.

The game thread is supposed to be here, unless I got lazy again. But hey, at least I went through the effort of linking it! Please confirm by replying to this message with your alignment and role. I'll set up the game when everyone did that. Or just a bit after. We'll see.

Day 3 Starts Now.

[inspectorscout]

Vote Count 3.0

drealmerz7 -

[0]

Zachstralkita -

[0]

Gamma Emerald -

[0]

Secret Agent Jin -

[0]

culted -

[0]

Infinite Justice -

[0]

Not Voting -

drealmerz7, Zachstralkita, Gamma Emerald, Secret Agent Jin, culted, Infinite Justice

Mod Notes –

Good luck!

With 6 Alive, It Takes 4 to Lynch.

Day 3 Ends In (expired on 2017-01-18 09:03:06).

[Zachstralkita]

I attempted to protect him



VOTE: Secret Agent Jin


Should have lynched this a while ago

[Secret Agent Jin]

See, what is weird is
A) i doubt you are a doctor because he is dead
B) that wasn't my doing
C) i roleblocked someone other than you last night

So, basically, i didnt RB you so how did you attempt to protect him and fail? Who stopped you if you are the doctor? Im not saying you caused his death but you obviously didnt stop it. Now i wouldn't have even thought you were in on this but you come out of the gate with an accusatory vote and claiming you tried to protect him. I RB'd Gamma and i guarantee you that his action didnt go through.

Having blocked Gamma, i can say that i know he at least didnt submit the kill last night, his partner probably did due to there still being a kill. I maybe should have blocked you, Zach, and seen if we have a kill-free night.

VOTE: Zach

Now, it looks horrible that the "dayvig" died when i was going to be the target but i see it one of two ways. It was either the scum kill BnL and i live, they pin the death on me and im lynched, easy day phase for scum, they get a mislynch OR they kill someone else, let the dayvig kill me and BnL is confirmed so they cant get a lynch on BnL, he would have to go to LYLO or be nightkilled the following night.

Why would i kill the dayvig just to live to be lynched the next day? If im scum then all the evidence points to me and i am guaranteed to die by lynch today. Roleblocking BnL doesnt serve me any purpose because i still die today anyways. Its perfect for scum to set me up because in every scenario i die except this one which just delays my death. Keep in mind that when you run me up and hang me today that all scum has to do is kill tonight and they win by default. This is a mylo situation.

[drealmerz7]

we check SAJ first

VOTE: Secret Agen Jin

[Secret Agent Jin]

Im glad to see that the votes for me are flowing in. Isnt down to 6 players? My mislynch leads to a 2v2 scum win tomorrow.

[Gamma Emerald]

Hello.
I think I skipped part of d2 so I need to read up.

[Zachstralkita]

Even if you're not lying, ironically if you hadnt RB'd Gamma Emerald BnL would probably be alive.

[Secret Agent Jin]

You are referring to him giving BnL a vest? Even though BnL is dead, i am alive so i guess its for the best. If you think of it like this, BnL was a basic townie shooting a town PR and doesnt have a use once he shoots. I can still RB scum if i hit correctly, i am still useful.

[Infinite Justice]

SAJ, why the FUCK didn't you say so if you didn't want BnL to shoot you

You knew you were in danger of being lynched anyway, and getting rid of you would've gotten rid of a mislynch, while BnL was basically conftown

Going behind people's backs to save yourself is so scummy.

Meanwhile, I think scum must have a strongman since iirc there's no other way there could've been a nokill n1. BnL flipping eliminated the BnL/zach tinfoil.

Scum is in {culted, SAJ, gamma} and I think SAJ + gamma is still most likely

It's interesting that scum would make it so that BnL wasn't protected if they have a strongman anyway, but that gives them a more likely explanation for him dying.

-Inf

[Gamma Emerald]

I think this might be important going forward
I didn't actually send a NA to IS last night, do to access issues.

[Secret Agent Jin]

Spoiler:

SAJ, why the FUCK didn't you say so if you didn't want BnL to shoot you

You knew you were in danger of being lynched anyway, and getting rid of you would've gotten rid of a mislynch, while BnL was basically conftown

Going behind people's backs to save yourself is so scummy.

Meanwhile, I think scum must have a strongman since iirc there's no other way there could've been a nokill n1. BnL flipping eliminated the BnL/zach tinfoil.

Scum is in {culted, SAJ, gamma} and I think SAJ + gamma is still most likely

It's interesting that scum would make it so that BnL wasn't protected if they have a strongman anyway, but that gives them a more likely explanation for him dying.

-Inf

How did i go behind people's backs to save myself? I didnt kill him, it was up to Zach to save him since he claimed doctor, i already said i blocked Gamma and Gamma just said that he didnt submit an action so BnL wouldn't have been saved regardless of what my actions were. Im getting told that my night actions led to BnL's death yet i ended up blocking someone that didnt even use an action.

What have i done that is so scummy?
My Night Actions: I ended up blocking someone on D1 that didnt even get blocked and N2 i blocked someone that didnt use powers.
My Day Actions: i havent done anything that is a slip town or scum. I voted when i felt someone was scummy. I didnt sheep, i didnt quickhammer, i didnt jump on wagons when there was opportunity where scum would have. I am just a little tired of being universally scumread in all the games i have been in (not talking about ongoing games).

All this isnt AtE so dont even start to type about it. This isnt me whining about the game and begging to be townread. This is me basically asking what i have done, gameplay wise, to be scumread, i guess i just dont understand why. I dont want anyone to say "gutread" because its D3 and come on.

[Infinite Justice]

Dude

It's not what happened, it what could've happened. You don't roleblock the guy tasked to protect an important player. That's just incredibly dumb as town, and can easily be used as an excuse as scum

Let's go through this. Unless I'm forgetting something, zach must be town so scum must have a strongman. Gamma not submitting a kill is just as much of an excuse to frame SAJ as SAJ rb'ing gamma, but gamma didn't need the excuse...somehow I doubt they're a team now

FUCK WHY

-Inf