Well That's Just Cheeky
on the 0th day, God jeff probst had all the pairs spend a night alone together.... in the woods..... with only the clothes on their backs and each other's warm embracesReginald & Dyrus
Professional Gamer Broz
- "as a pro gator, I know a little bit about games. but not much bru"
Reginald: how do i light these matches
dyrus: shove them up your assSalse & Pizza
An unlikely combination. Doesn't he know the sals is not the red stuff in pizzas?
- "my names Matt and i don't know much about survivor,
Alex: why are you fishing in thes andRobbie Rotten and Son
Evil The Genuises
Darling: is this the part where i vote ut mom
robbald: dont u erember she voed out hersel fout of life when u were 7 when she tok all the pills haha
Darling: haha i love family =) =) Brent & Josh
Professional Reality Show Contestants
- "if i have any definable character traits i sure don't know about them ahhhahha so sometone let me know what my life means ydg'Arnold Bananananagarng & Chafee w/ Cream
Presidential RUnning mates currently under investigation by the ethics commitee
Arnold; ..., and then i said, "you're terminated"!
Chafee: classic story , please tell it again
- "is this banana sharp enough to slit my wrist"Jess & Dan
Dan: wait so when it says dysfunctional are the saying like erectiley??
jess: oh sweetie
- "im fuckin tilted right now GETIT"Kayak & Alexis
A Boat and his dolphin
Alexis; Ah-wh-w-h---eh-eh-eh-er-h! AHe--rth-h-e-h-eh-eh-eh-!
Kayak: you're getting there
ALexis: Ag-er-g--eg-eg-ege-heh-eh-eh-! look at my blowhole heheReck & Darth Vader
Evil Sith lord and his pal Darth vadester
- "honestly just shut survivor down, we're done"
Darth: Jack Burton & Kevin
BFF Fitness trainers
Jack: heyo kids me and kevin are ready to change the country by getting everyone to eat healtyh!
kevin: yeah survivor ULTIMATE diet challenge, new years resolution anyone??!
Jack: we'r ecuttin out ALL the glutons ALL the meats ALL the red meats and the bLACK meats we're gettin slimmed up
kevinny: You're tleling me
Jack: youre telling me
Kevin: you are telling me
Kacj: you tell me
Kevin; i am telling me
Jack: please tell me a er fitnessDrew Carey & Maria Carey
- "I am not drew carey, i donot know this woman. the price is not right"
Maria: wow drew yuo've lost weight, ever thinking about getting back togehter? *bat eyes*
drew(allegeddly): please let me go
which one of these people will win a million dollars? me niether. find out soon