Simulator: Blood vs. Water (Episode 1)

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Post Post #0  (isolation #0)  » Tue Jan 03, 2017 2:29 pm

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Have you always wanted to play Survivor but don't have the time or energy to play it yourself? Well boy have I got a deal for you! Below you'll find an application to submit a character to be placed in a Survivor simulator. All you have to do is /in in this thread and send me a PM with the below form filled out. I'll make an update with each new episode once every couple days with everything that happened and to allow everyone to discuss the game. Once the game has reached 20 players, the final part of the application process will begin, involving relationships between players, but more information will be given when this point is reached.


New rules for this season:
  • You must sign up with someone as a pair, and specify the relationship between the two of you. At the start of the game, you and your partner will be on opposite tribes, but if one of you is sent to redemption island, the other will have the option to switch places with them.
  • You cannot sign up as a character who was in a previous season of simulator.
  • If you don't have a partner, you will be randomly assigned to someone without a partner, but spots will only be held for people with partners.


Player Name:
100x100 Image URL:
Gender:

Game Attributes (For each of these, give a number 1 to 5, with 1 being the worst and 5 being the best. All attributes must total up to 12.)
Physical Challenge Ability:
Endurance Challenge Ability:
Mental/Quiz Challenge Ability:
Strategic Ability:


Voting History


Table of Contents




Players:
  • Pair 1: pickemenius & Papa Zito
  • Pair 2: Xalxe & pizzadudes69
  • Pair 3: McMenno & Drench
  • Pair 4: racefan12 & Malkon05
  • Pair 5: Radja & D3f3nd3r
  • Pair 6: SummerInWonderland & hiplop
  • Pair 7: pablito & Cheery Dog
  • Pair 8: DeathNote & xRECKONERx
  • Pair 9: PeregrineV & kdowns
  • Pair 10: Haschel Cedricson & Mist7676
"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf

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Post Post #18  (isolation #1)  » Tue Jan 03, 2017 10:45 pm

a/s/l?
"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf

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Post Post #22  (isolation #2)  » Wed Jan 04, 2017 6:09 pm

In post 19, pablito wrote:SWF 23 from NJ. Looking for fellow dolphin-lover. My hobbies include: Mimosas. I'm uber faconnable, but no that is not a shark costume, I am a dolphin. *SQUEALS* I'm not here to make friends, I'm here because of you, Nick, and if you can't reach the true level of dolphin aspiration as I dolphinate, then I'm not sure that you're classy enough to get with a girl like a girl like me. Nick, Nick, Nick, I need to stell you way for a minoooote. Nick, Nick, I love you, you love me as much as dolphins? Because I'm dolphinately in luuuuuuuuuuuuuv.

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"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf

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Post Post #23  (isolation #3)  » Wed Jan 04, 2017 6:11 pm

In post 8, Xalxe wrote:Can I pretend Pizza signed up with me and submit two characters

yes!
"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf

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Post Post #24  (isolation #4)  » Wed Jan 04, 2017 6:15 pm

Update: we're sitting at 5 pairs + 5 singles, singles will be paired together for optimal hilarity
"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf

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Post Post #39  (isolation #5)  » Tue Jan 10, 2017 2:33 pm

It's time for Part 2 of the application (which still isn't much work)!

Players:
pickemgenius
Papa Zito
Xalxe
pizzadudes7
McMenno
Drench
racefan12
Malkon05
Radja
D3f3nd3r
Summer
hiplop
pablito
Cheery Dog
xRECKONERx
DeathNote
PeregrineV
kdowns
Haschel
Mist7676


You must now submit your desired relationship towards each other individual player, not including yourself. Your options are listed below.


PositiveNegative
NeutralNeutral
Slight BondSlight Dislike
Small BondMild Dislike
Medium BondMedium Dislike
Strong BondStrong Dislike
UnbreakableExtreme Hatred


As you move down on the table, relationships increase in intensity. You must submit at least one of every relationship on the table, meaning one slight bond, one small bond, etc. You may submit more than one of a relationship, but for every extra positive relationship, you must submit its corresponding negative relationship, and vice versa.

For example, if I were to say that I have a medium dislike towards Flameaxe in the game, I would have to choose someone that I have a medium bond with.

After everyone completes this step, the game will begin!
"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf

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Post Post #42  (isolation #6)  » Tue Jan 10, 2017 2:43 pm

You will have an odd number of Neutral relationships ayy
"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf

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Post Post #43  (isolation #7)  » Tue Jan 10, 2017 2:44 pm

For clarification: there is no positive neutral or negative neutral, neutral means just what it sounds like it does
"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf

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Post Post #47  (isolation #8)  » Tue Jan 10, 2017 4:39 pm

we got ourselves a game changer
"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf

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Post Post #55  (isolation #9)  » Tue Jan 10, 2017 7:57 pm

Mafiascum: a land where pansexuality is widely accepted and understood while two people who share the same first name cause mass confusion
"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf

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Post Post #58  (isolation #10)  » Tue Jan 10, 2017 10:39 pm

In post 39, CuddlyCaucasian wrote:It's time for Part 2 of the application (which still isn't much work)!

Players:
pickemgenius
Papa Zito
Xalxe
pizzadudes7
McMenno
Drench
racefan12
Malkon05
Radja
D3f3nd3r
Summer
hiplop
pablito
Cheery Dog
xRECKONERx
DeathNote
PeregrineV
kdowns
Haschel
Mist7676


You must now submit your desired relationship towards each other individual player, not including yourself. Your options are listed below.


PositiveNegative
NeutralNeutral
Slight BondSlight Dislike
Small BondMild Dislike
Medium BondMedium Dislike
Strong BondStrong Dislike
UnbreakableExtreme Hatred


As you move down on the table, relationships increase in intensity. You must submit at least one of every relationship on the table, meaning one slight bond, one small bond, etc. You may submit more than one of a relationship, but for every extra positive relationship, you must submit its corresponding negative relationship, and vice versa.

For example, if I were to say that I have a medium dislike towards Flameaxe in the game, I would have to choose someone that I have a medium bond with.

After everyone completes this step, the game will begin!

btw 24 hours from this post im just randomizing everyone that hasn't submitted glhf
"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf

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Post Post #62  (isolation #11)  » Wed Jan 11, 2017 2:51 pm

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"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf

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Post Post #65  (isolation #12)  » Thu Jan 12, 2017 11:14 pm

Episode 0
Well That's Just Cheeky





on the 0th day, God jeff probst had all the pairs spend a night alone together.... in the woods..... with only the clothes on their backs and each other's warm embraces

Reginald & Dyrus
Professional Gamer Broz

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Image - "as a pro gator, I know a little bit about games. but not much bru"


Reginald: how do i light these matches
dyrus: shove them up your ass



Salse & Pizza
An unlikely combination. Doesn't he know the sals is not the red stuff in pizzas?

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Image - "my names Matt and i don't know much about survivor,




















"

Alex: why are you fishing in thes and


Robbie Rotten and Son
Evil The Genuises

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Darling: is this the part where i vote ut mom
robbald: dont u erember she voed out hersel fout of life when u were 7 when she tok all the pills haha
Darling: haha i love family =) =)


Brent & Josh
Professional Reality Show Contestants

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Image - "if i have any definable character traits i sure don't know about them ahhhahha so sometone let me know what my life means ydg'



Arnold Bananananagarng & Chafee w/ Cream
Presidential RUnning mates currently under investigation by the ethics commitee

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Arnold; ..., and then i said, "you're terminated"!
Chafee: classic story , please tell it again

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Jess & Dan
Dysfunctional Couple

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Dan: wait so when it says dysfunctional are the saying like erectiley??
jess: oh sweetie

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Kayak & Alexis
A Boat and his dolphin

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Alexis; Ah-wh-w-h---eh-eh-eh-er-h! AHe--rth-h-e-h-eh-eh-eh-!
Kayak: you're getting there
ALexis: Ag-er-g--eg-eg-ege-heh-eh-eh-! look at my blowhole hehe



Reck & Darth Vader
Evil Sith lord and his pal Darth vadester

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Darth: Image





Jack Burton & Kevin
BFF Fitness trainers

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Jack: heyo kids me and kevin are ready to change the country by getting everyone to eat healtyh!
kevin: yeah survivor ULTIMATE diet challenge, new years resolution anyone??!
Jack: we'r ecuttin out ALL the glutons ALL the meats ALL the red meats and the bLACK meats we're gettin slimmed up
kevinny: You're tleling me
Jack: youre telling me
Kevin: you are telling me
Kacj: you tell me
Kevin; i am telling me
Jack: please tell me a er fitness




Drew Carey & Maria Carey
Divorced

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Image - "I am not drew carey, i donot know this woman. the price is not right"


Maria: wow drew yuo've lost weight, ever thinking about getting back togehter? *bat eyes*
drew(allegeddly): please let me go








which one of these people will win a million dollars? me niether. find out soon
"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf

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Post Post #67  (isolation #13)  » Thu Jan 12, 2017 11:47 pm

Episode 1
I Almost Just Fell Off My Bed





welcome in everybody, meet your tribes!

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but that's not all, we're gonna have a vote based on you're first impressions of everyone! wHat! A! Twist!

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everyone pull out your parch mints, and write the name of who you wanna go bye bye man

...

...

bed time
"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf


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