Title Fairy: Killer App Edition (Swipe Right!)

[Elbirn]

Nominate BROseidon for https://www.marxists.org/reference/arch ... eology.htm

Then when he inevitably brings up state apparatuses when it's not relevant and someone asks him what he's talking about, he'll know that the person already had the chance to read the link and chose not to do so.

http://tiny.cc/3a0ecy

Nth

He must seize the memes of production



...actually if links aren't acceptable titles that might be an okay alternative?

[Elbirn]

Does this have a basis in anything or is this title just bussed so hard?

At any rate he just got a new title stop it

[Elbirn]

Nominate Zulfy ->

was robbed

I'm not super sure where it originated or what it was about, but "Zulfy was robbed" is a common site meme at this point. I could easily link a half-dozen posts, but I'm lazy.

Let's make it official.

See

You're not actually allowed to do this because I was going to, but then decided the joke would be better if it wasn't his title

So now I don't get the glory AND I don't get to have the joke be better

*pouts*

*and yeah it started in the crunnies*

[Elbirn]

Okay now I'll support zulfy title

Nth

Edit: actually no, now it's even more beautiful, he even gets robbed of this. Yeah. No title.

[Elbirn]

Everyone realizes that if zulfy actually gets this title it won't be right.
He needs Chevre to deny him this title for him to embody more of the "was robbed" lifestyle.

Because if theres one thing we know about Zulfy.
Its that he gets robbed by everyone.

Nth "was robbed"

But

[Elbirn]

Everyone realizes that if zulfy actually gets this title it won't be right.
He needs Chevre to deny him this title for him to embody more of the "was robbed" lifestyle.

Because if theres one thing we know about Zulfy.
Its that he gets robbed by everyone.

Nth "was robbed"

We have to get enough people to Nth it so Chevre can deny it, so he was robbed again.
Do you not get it Elbirn?

was robbed

for Zulfy are all

approved

. 48 hours commences!

This is all your fault.
"I'm just gonna vote for a thing, it won't happen"

This is why brexit happened and trump is gonna be president

[Elbirn]

Forced memes pls go

[Elbirn]

The zulfy thread is approaching it's final form

And I love it

[Elbirn]

I actually don't think "on the rocks" is a bad title, but then again shots don't include rocks. So idk.

Idk zakk is trying really hard and while it may come across that's he's trying TOO hard I still love and value you all and I appreciate that he has ideas, even if I don't always agree with them

[Elbirn]

I really want joke explain bot to actually be a bot somehow

[Elbirn]

I don't get what makes a title good or not

Zulfy being robbed was bad for being a flash in the pan meme, but at least it encapsulates a feature of the community and a memorable event of him

Mcmemeo being aren't we all sucks because it's a meme but is it really that bad

What if I nommed accountant for "It was a cunning plan", would that suck? Yes. But not at all, it was a memorable thing.

Growing up is hard.

[Elbirn]

I miss joke explain bot

[Elbirn]

Aren't we all?

[Elbirn]

inspired by parama's post in wake's derp madness dead thread

nominate wake88 for me up

edit: or maybe

cant wake up

lol

Say what you will, this is awesome!

2nd Can't Wake Up

Kraska, what is the source? I'd love a link.

Now this is

pod racing

shitposting!



Anyway the wake title isn't good because it has nothing to do with him and is just a Bad meme that happens to have the word "wake" In it. It's a good bad meme. I've memed that meme many a time. But it has nothing to do with Wake, who is also almost certainly not a grade A memester like the rest of you younglings. Ultimately it just falls flat

*sips tea*

As for Mick, the Nom isn't that bad and his propensity for drunkenness is well documented and is clearly a large part of his forum presence and contribution to the site. I don't mind him having such a title, but I have the following reservations

1. Is this really the best drinking title you lot can come up with?
2. Why don't *I* get a title for being an alcoholic? ;_;

[Elbirn]

Anti-nom

[Elbirn]

I only like fun that isn't stupid

There's zero wit or creativity to that, just "oh hes firebringer so he brings fire amirite"

You could have reversed the situation here and had firebringer nominate flame axe for the same title

I DEMAND EXCELLENCE

[Elbirn]

Alternatively I'm a pedantic fuck and missed the point entirely, point being it was a joke because firebringer verbally pooped on me?

Idk I'm gonna go

[Elbirn]

Approving

"Dear Derry"

for ConManMick. It feels like a good fit, and I like the wordplay!

And so I was on the wrong side of history

[Elbirn]

Nominate Elbirn for Meme Police

Citation 1: http://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.ph ... B%5D=24945
Citation 2: http://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.ph ... 1#p8418431

Is this really the pinnacle of my contribution to this site though, the sum total of my personality?

[Elbirn]

Kublai eat a snickers

[Elbirn]

But a snicker is a type of laugh! How could I possibly eat that?

Ugh.

You mean your life force isn't fueled by swallowing the joy of others?

This is a foreign concept to me, tell me more

[Elbirn]

The titles all are imaginary, in fact this site is a fiction of your imagination.
Christmas isn't the day of jesus birthday
The government did 9/11

Tell me something I don't know

[Elbirn]

The titles all are imaginary, in fact this site is a fiction of your imagination.
Christmas isn't the day of jesus birthday
The government did 9/11

Tell me something I don't know

Titanic never sank
It was the Olympic
It was insurance fraud
Open your eyes Elbirn

You're gonna have to try harder than that

[Elbirn]

So serious suggestion, this thread should be locked and all title requests sent to chevre through pm. This thread is then only utilized to announce new titles.

[Elbirn]

Memes shouldn't be titles. The End.

[Elbirn]

Pieguyn?

[Elbirn]

Anime belongs behind closed doors

[Elbirn]

I'd like to act as a consistent anti-nom to all titles, whether or not I say anything, thus raising the number of nths needed to be +1 at all times.

Please make this a rule chevre, ty

[Elbirn]

This might be a little clunky, but she probably deserves a nom for some of the fanfics she's written.
I'd like to nominate Mina for

the Shipwright

. [Or something better if someone can think of it]

This I would actually support, but does she already have a title? Something to do with her dedication to the newbie queue?

[Elbirn]

That is disgraceful

Nth shipwright

[Elbirn]

I have an idea

Mostly Hostly

for

Xalxe

Because he hosts

a lot

of Newbie games (he hosts like 1 every 4 games or whatever). However, I don't think he's played a mafia game in a long time: he

just

hosts Newbie games.

Eh

If there were anyone to be noticed for dedication to the newbies it would be Mina, again. I know she's already getting a present but that's like if I gave you a cookie and then gave someone else a motorcycle helmet but they don't own a motorcycle and you do and you need a motorcycle helmet


That was ALMOST a coherent thought

Also I don't know if hosting games is notable/unique in itself; Varsoon mods many more games than he plays, where's his title?

[Elbirn]

is Shipwrite better or worse

Yes.

[Elbirn]

No, Elbirn. GE means games in Mish Mash, not mafia games.

But he didn't say that in the post I quoted and making it about Mish mash was your idea

I'M ON TO YOU

[Elbirn]

Psyche I already made that joke

[Elbirn]

I'm utterly apathetic to the whole McMenno thing.

aren't we all

And they don't stop coming

Stop trying to make Fetch happen

[Elbirn]

This is why Elbirn deserves the title Meme Police

"Elbirn is the meme police" is a meme, pls stop

[Elbirn]

nom KuroiXHF for "thirsty"

She's throwing a little shade.gif

[Elbirn]

abolish all titles

Eat the rich

[Elbirn]

Why

[Elbirn]

I move to abolish all titles

[Elbirn]

Nominate Accountant for Perfect Utopia

Sorry Dr. Earlmerz VII MD

Seconded

Oh boy a title I can approve

Well...I like the spirit and intent of it I think but is it the right words to express that intent?

I was about to say here that the title should be a bit more dystopian and orwellian, but then that might be vaguely disrespectful to accountant who truly believes his ideas are utopian.

There's a line to toe here between good hearted fun and noting an aspect of this person, and being a meaniehead. Someone smarter than me go find it.



No no I'm over thinking it, Nth Perfect Utopia

[Elbirn]

I like "Certifiable" for Accountant

something like this. or certifiably perfect or something idk. let's talk about it.
we don't have official nths but we had KTS / Oman / zakk / McMenno / Firebringer on board (and me).
i thought it was a good title and it got buried by a bad frog joke nom

But what's the bit here, the joke? Certifiable, like certifiably insane? That's a little mean and I want a nicer title

[Elbirn]

1) the joke was cpa
2) do titles have to be jokes? since when did all titles have to be jokes?

What's cpa?

As for the Giles corey reference, I am happy that you made it and it sorta makes sense but at the same time the main meaning I get from that is more the defiant anger and such, and I don't feel that accountant expresses a ragey defiance. He's much more cool and passive I feel. He's definitely less Giles corey and more of a dystopian leader

[Elbirn]

I am not a brilliant man.

[Elbirn]

Nth Accountant "Perfect Utopia"

Don't know drealmerz so I can't really say either way for that one

I recommend Karnos for the title Quick Hammer.

This is partially avatar-based but mostly not. It mainly comes from Micro 671. In RVS I made a post saying that Karnos is a hammer and is probably very quick. 11 posts later, Karnos accidentally quickhammers my RVS wagon.

Sorry newfriend, this was already discussed recently and I think was shutdown

[Elbirn]

I have now been spoiled on Death Note, and I am now even more furious.

Don't worry he doesn't die, the thread is trolling you

Unless maybe he dies in one of the live action movies or something, but I never cared to watch those

[Elbirn]

Kuroi your proposed title is bad, srry

Chevre accountants proposed title is good but maybe not the best. His philosophy and so forth is clearly the most identifiable part of his forum presence and I believe it's being put forth in good faith

[Elbirn]

Nominate Killthestory for "cory"

[Elbirn]

That's clever but I'm not in the know about the back story

[Elbirn]

troublesome that the thing that 'makes the title good' is the thing with nothing to do with kts

The rap pun for the guy who raps isn't fitting. Got it.

[Elbirn]

All I'm saying is we don't need to give a title to every single user with a gimmick. It only paves the way for more shitty character shitposters.

aren't we all

And they don't stop coming

Speak for yourself, bud.

[Elbirn]

O wait that phrase never took off because I didn't force-meme myself

Srry

[Elbirn]

O wait that phrase never took off because I didn't force-meme myself

Srry

I think about this scene every time not mafia and mcmenno do their catch phrase thing and I'm really happy you posted this

[Elbirn]

has there been a title aristo didnt like

No.

A title along the lines of just "to the Nth degree" would fit Aristo well, but I feel like it's too meta. It's so meta even this acronym. Yaknow?

[Elbirn]

dudes the reference to affirmative action makes no sense at all here and is still there if you swap the words

^ 100% exactly this

I also still oppose this title on principle. It's a title about titles. It's not real get rid of it.

[Elbirn]

So we are encouraging the behavior of hovering around the title fairy thread in hopes of getting a title?

Isn't that what we're here for?

[Elbirn]

Begrudgingly

Nthing

Pine.
The sad thing is, in camn's revenge, we

knew

he was scum wifoming us.
WE KNEW HE WAS SCUM WIFOMING US.
And while we didn't let it get to us for MOST of the game--we lynched two of the three scum fine and dandy enough--he, as confirmed scum, rose points which made Fate (the vengeful townie) doubt the conftown...and even shoot said conftown. Pine, the confscum. Got the vengeful townie to be paranoid of the conftown. And to shoot him. Off of what amounted to nothing more than wifom. In a game where WE KNEW HE WAS WIFOMING US.

Ima need a link here. It sounds like Pine was an unkillable yet flipped scum..?