CRYPTID MAFIA (THE GAME'S FRICKIN OVER)

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HEY, IT'S ME, YOUR HOST, AVRIL "XYZZY" BIGFOOTS, RESIDENT BIGFOOT. MOST OF YOU ARE CRYPTIDS, AND AS YOU ALL KNOW, THE WORST THING THAT CAN HAPPEN TO A CRYPTID IS BEING PHOTOGRAPHED! IF YOU ARE PHOTOGRAPHED BY ONE OF THE HUMANS, YOU WILL BE PERMANENTLY SHUNNED! DON'T LET THAT HAPPEN.

RULES:
1)IF I DON'T WANT YOU TO PLAY MY GAME, YOU CAN'T PLAY MY GAME. THIS WILL HAPPEN IF YOU ARE SUPER INACTIVE IN OTHER MARATHON WEEKEND GAMES OR IF YOU HAVE A HISTORY OF INACTIVITY IN PAST MARATHON WEEKENDS. THEM'S THE BREAKS
2)YOU KNOW THE RULES. DON'T BE A JERK AND PLAY TO WIN. YOU'RE ALL WINNERS IN MY HEART
3)SCUM HAVE DAYTALK, AND THEY WILL HAVE A PRIVATE TOPIC.
4)RATHER THAN COMMUNICATING WITH ME VIA PM, PLEASE SEND ANY INQUIRIES VIA SITE CHAT MESSAGES
5)I PERSONALLY GUARANTEE THAT NO MARATHON GAME THIS WEEKEND WILL HAVE A HIGHER CONCENTRATION OF BIGFOOTS, OR YOUR MONEY BACK!!! SOME RESTRICTIONS APPLY; SEE STORE FOR DETAILS.

7 PLAYERS:
MCMENNO
CONNORJC
FIREBRINGER
ARONIS
NAHDIA
SOMETHING_SMART
RANDOMIDGET

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and they don't stop coming.

IN?

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IN A WAY, N IS REALLY THE GREATEST CRYPTID OF ALL

RANDOMIZING AND SENDING ROLE PMS MOMENTARILY

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IF YOU HAVEN'T DONE SO YET, PLEASE RESPOND TO YOUR SITE CHAT MESSAGE TO CONFIRM. 4/7 HAVE CONFIRMED SO FAR!

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DAY ONE START

DAY ONE ENDS AT 7:05 PM

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FIREBRINGER (MCMENNO)
MCMENNO (CONNORJC, FIREBRINGER, RANDOMIDGET)
SOMETHING_SMART (ARONIS)

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OKAY COOL MCMENNO, THE JERSEY DEVIL, IS DEAD

"MCMENNO: YOU ARE TOWN! YOU ARE THE JERSEY DEVIL! YOU POSSESS THE POWER OF FLIGHT, WHICH ALLOWS YOU TO FOLLOW ONE PLAYER EACH NIGHT TO SEE WHO THEY TARGET! GOOD FUCKING LUCK!"

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NIGHT ONE STARTS NOW

NOT GONNA LOCK THE THREAD, JUST DON'T POST HERE

5 MINUTES

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ONE MINUTE LEFT!

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OH NO! A PHOTOGRAPH HAS BEEN PUBLISHED IN A LOCAL FRINGE NEWSPAPER OF SOMETHING_SMART, WHO IS... A REGULAR-ASS BEAR!

"SOMETHING_SMART: YOU ARE TOWN! YOU ARE A REGULAR-ASS BEAR! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW YOU GOT CAUGHT UP IN ALL THIS CRYPTID BUSINESS! YOU HAVE NO POWERS WHATSOEVER! GOOD FUCKING LUCK!"

SOMETHING_SMART CAN POST IN THE THREAD BUT NO LONGER HAS A VOTE AND NO LONGER COUNTS TOWARD DETERMINING WIN CONDITIONS! HE WOULD ALSO NOT HAVE ANY NIGHT ACTIONS, IF HE HAD A NIGHT ACTION!

FOR SOME REASON, ARONIS IS UNABLE TO VOTE TODAY! DANG!

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DEADLINE AT 7:16!!!!

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VOTES: NO VOTES AT THE MOMENT!

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ARONIS (FIREBRINGER)

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SINCE IT'S RELEVANT, PLEASE NOTE THAT I USE A NONSTANDARD RULE OF REQUIRING A MAJORITY TO ACHIEVE NO LYNCH

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SINCE IT'S RELEVANT, PLEASE NOTE THAT I USE A NONSTANDARD RULE OF REQUIRING A MAJORITY TO ACHIEVE NO LYNCH

so plurality lynches?

YES

SORRY FOR THE CONFUSION!

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ARONIS (NAHDIA)

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ARONIS (NAHDIA, SOMETHING_SMART)

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JUST KIDDING SOMETHING_SMART DOESN'T HAVE A VOTE

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FIREBRINGER (NAHDIA)

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FIREBRINGER (NAHDIA, RANDOMIDGET)

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FIREBRINGER (NAHDIA, RANDOMIDGET)

VOTECOUNT ERRORS: A STAPLE OF MARATHON GAMES SINCE 1991

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FIREBRINGER (NAHDIA, RANDOMIDGET)
ARONIS (FIREBRINGER)

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How many is lynch today?

3

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FIREBRINGER IS DEAD!

AS YOU'RE KILLING FIREBRINGER, YOU SUDDENLY REALIZE THAT HE'S CARRYING A CAMERA! HE'S BEEN TRYING TO PHOTOGRAPH CRYPTIDS THIS WHOLE TIME! WOW, IT'S A GOOD THING YOU MURDERED HIM

NIGHT 2 IS NOW

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JUST TO CLARIFY, PHOTOGRAPHERS ARE SCUM

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OH NO! YOU DISCOVER THAT ANOTHER DISREPUTABLE LOCAL NEWSPAPER HAS PUBLISHED A BLURRY PHOTOGRAPH OF ONE OF YOUR OWN! THIS TIME, IT'S RANDOMIDGET!

"RANDOMIDGET: YOU ARE THE LIZARD MAN OF SCAPE ORE SWAMP! EACH NIGHT, YOU CAN TARGET ONE PLAYER! THAT PLAYER WILL RECEIVE A MESSAGE THAT SAYS "YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE LIZARD MAN OF SCAPE ORE SWAMP! MANY BLESSINGS UPON YOU!" GOOD FUCKING LUCK!"

RANDOMIDGET LOSES ALL ABILITIES AND VOTES!

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DEADLINE AT 7:43

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NOPE

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am i stump?

NO YOU'RE DEAD

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YOU HEAR A GHOST DOING A HASHTAG.

"GO AWAY, GHOST," YOU ALL SAY. "WE'RE BUSY"

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YOU ALL DECIDE THAT ARONIS MUST BE THE NEXT ONE TO DIE! YOU NOTICE THAT ARONIS HAS AN IPAD AND HAS APPARENTLY BEEN USING IT TO TAKE PHOTOGRAPHS. UGH, WHO THE HELL TAKES PHOTOS WITH AN IPAD? ANYWAY IT'S A GOOD THING HE'S DEAD NOW

YOU DECIDE THAT MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SO QUICK TO JUDGE THE CRYPTIDS WHO GOT PHOTOGRAPHED AND WELCOME THEM BACK INTO YOUR COMMUNITY. YOU ALSO WELCOME MCMENNO, WHO IS A DOUBLE CRYPTID, BECAUSE HE IS THE GHOST OF THE JERSEY DEVIL.

YOU EVEN DECIDE TO LET THE REGULAR-ASS BEAR BE AN HONORARY CRYPTID! "I'M TRULY HONORED," SAYS SOMETHING_SMART.

"AREN'T WE ALL," SAYS MCMENNO

THIS IS THE MOST EFFORT I HAVE EVER PUT INTO WRITING FLAVOR TEXT IN MY LIFE

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http://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.ph ... 3#p8870503
http://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.ph ... 8#p8870788

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CRYPTIDS MAFIA

CONNORJC: YOU ARE TOWN! YOU ARE THE LOCH NESS MONSTER! YOU HAVE THE ABILITY TO DRAG SOMEONE OUT TO SEA, PREVENTING THEM FROM USING ANY NIGHT ACTIONS OR BEING TARGETED BY OTHER NIGHT ACTIONS! HOWEVER, YOU CAN ONLY USE THIS POWER ONCE! GOOD FUCKING LUCK!

SOMETHING_SMART: YOU ARE TOWN! YOU ARE A REGULAR-ASS BEAR! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW YOU GOT CAUGHT UP IN ALL THIS CRYPTID BUSINESS! YOU HAVE NO POWERS WHATSOEVER! GOOD FUCKING LUCK!

MCMENNO: YOU ARE TOWN! YOU ARE THE JERSEY DEVIL! YOU POSSESS THE POWER OF FLIGHT, WHICH ALLOWS YOU TO FOLLOW ONE PLAYER EACH NIGHT TO SEE WHO THEY TARGET! GOOD FUCKING LUCK! ONE SHOT

NAHDIA: YOU ARE TOWN! YOU ARE THE YETI! EACH NIGHT, YOU MAY DRAG SOMEONE INTO YOUR ICE CAVE, WHICH WILL LEAVE THEM SO COLD THAT THEY WILL BE RENDERED UNABLE TO VOTE THE NEXT DAY! HOWEVER, THIS ABILITY WILL NOT WORK IF THERE ARE ONLY 3 PLAYERS REMAINING ONCE THE DAY BEGINS! GOOD FUCKING LUCK!

RANDOMIDGET: YOU ARE THE LIZARD MAN OF SCAPE ORE SWAMP! EACH NIGHT, YOU CAN TARGET ONE PLAYER! THAT PLAYER WILL RECEIVE A MESSAGE THAT SAYS "YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE LIZARD MAN OF SCAPE ORE SWAMP! MANY BLESSINGS UPON YOU!" GOOD FUCKING LUCK!

ARONIS: YOU ARE SCUM WITH FIREBRINGER! YOU HAVE THE FOLLOWING FAKE CLAIM: MOTHMAN! YOU HAVE A FACTIONAL PHOTOGRAPHY POWER! WHEN YOU PHOTOGRAPH A CRYPTID, IT WILL BE FILLED WITH GREAT SHAME AND WILL LOSE ALL VOTING PRIVILEGES AND NIGHT ABILITIES! GOOD FUCKING LUCK!

FIREBRINGER: YOU ARE SCUM WITH ARONIS! YOU HAVE THE FOLLOWING FAKE CLAIM: KRAKEN! YOU HAVE A FACTIONAL PHOTOGRAPHY POWER! WHEN YOU PHOTOGRAPH A CRYPTID, IT WILL BE FILLED WITH GREAT SHAME AND WILL LOSE ALL VOTING PRIVILEGES AND NIGHT ABILITIES! GOOD FUCKING LUCK!

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SOME LAKES ARE CONNECTED TO SEAS, PROBABLY! I'M NOT A WATER GEOLOGIST!

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ALSO I FORGOT I CHANGED MCMENNO'S ROLE PM AT THE LAST MINUTE AND ADDED "ONE SHOT" TO MY NOTES SO HERE'S WHAT IT SAID IN WHAT I SENT HIM:

"HOWEVER, YOU CAN ONLY EVER DO IT ONCE, BEACUSE YOUR WINGS GET TIRED!"