prez infinity mafiascum 2016: the general creaks into action

Kublai Khan · Post Post #8 (isolation #0) » Sat Jan 07, 2017 3:21 am

Man. I should have run as a Republican. Libertarians don't stand a chance.

Is it too late to switch parties?

Kublai Khan · Post Post #11 (isolation #1) » Sat Jan 07, 2017 4:59 am

Sweet. Thanks Drench.

I take back all those "drench abandoned us" wailings.

Kublai Khan · Post Post #14 (isolation #2) » Sat Jan 07, 2017 5:24 am

In post 12, Drench wrote:Khan makes a "good impression" on Jimmy Fallon, which I assume means he let Fallon corpse for ten minutes and then did a lip sync.

YES, KHAN LEFT FALLON AS A CORPSE AND PROCEEDED TO CATERWAUL IN VICTORY~!

Basically I set up Kublai Khan as accurate to the actual Kublai Khan as possible. I imagine he'll do pretty well with the Republican crowd.

Kublai Khan · Post Post #21 (isolation #3) » Sat Jan 07, 2017 6:36 am

In post 16, Drench wrote:
Khan
continues to ride high, nailing (lot of nailing going on) the presentation of his calm immigration policy, interspersed with the solemn belief that Iran must be destroyed immediately.

I'm hoping I sang a "bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran" song. That's gold right there.

Kublai Khan · Post Post #38 (isolation #4) » Sat Jan 07, 2017 4:31 pm

The real question is why was Reck a Republican on Thursday? (wrong color

)

Kublai Khan · Post Post #55 (isolation #5) » Mon Jan 09, 2017 3:56 pm

Americans for Tax Reform (Grover Norquist)
Fmr. Pres. George H. W. Bush
Fmr. Gov. Mitt Romney
Fmr. Pres. George W. Bush
The Des Moines Register

Interesting mix of high-level endorsements pretty early on. Maybe I have a chance at this.

Khan's campaign has been forced to refund thousands of foreign donations under threat of penalty; a scandal indeed.

So, my extended family in Mongolia wants to support me. How could that possibly be wrong? Are you anti-family!?!

Khan tries to define his tax policy but embarrassingly ends up just saying numbers until his audience either falls asleep or leaves, which happens fairly quickly.

Ugh. Don't go intellectual, Khan. Your audience loves dumb warlords. Be the dumb warlord!

Kublai Khan · Post Post #86 (isolation #6) » Sun Jan 15, 2017 5:19 am

In post 81, AniX wrote:I hope you all know I am the one behind all these scandals.

Scandalous.

Kublai Khan · Post Post #90 (isolation #7) » Sun Jan 15, 2017 6:58 am

Oh damn. He's Carsoning Reck.

Kublai Khan · Post Post #108 (isolation #8) » Sun Jan 22, 2017 9:08 am

I'm getting pretty regular endorsements from a large variety of sources. Does that translate into a better long game?

Kublai Khan · Post Post #111 (isolation #9) » Sun Jan 22, 2017 2:15 pm

Kublai Khan · Post Post #143 (isolation #10) » Tue Jan 31, 2017 4:00 am

Reck is Lessig.

Kublai Khan · Post Post #150 (isolation #11) » Wed Feb 01, 2017 10:00 am

TSL... As slippery as dish soap. Vote Khan.

Kublai Khan · Post Post #157 (isolation #12) » Sat Feb 11, 2017 5:13 am

You can report on just the important events and skip the minutia of day-to-day campaigning stuff. I'm more interested in the overall outcome.

Kublai Khan · Post Post #167 (isolation #13) » Wed Feb 15, 2017 3:58 pm

Khan was just going to start stabbing people as an October surprise.

Kublai Khan · Post Post #182 (isolation #14) » Sat Feb 18, 2017 10:49 pm

Damn. SC sucks.

Kublai Khan · Post Post #193 (isolation #15) » Sun Feb 19, 2017 8:48 am

Man. If Aboot loses a ton of momentum, then I should pick up the pieces and come out the big winner considering I destroyed TSL.

Kublai Khan · Post Post #198 (isolation #16) » Sun Feb 19, 2017 6:31 pm

WTF Alaska. Vote for your hometown boi!

Kublai Khan · Post Post #228 (isolation #17) » Mon Feb 20, 2017 4:58 am

I forget how elections work. Since I won Wyoming and Minnesota, can I use my cavalry and ski forces to pincer attack the Dakotas and add them to my totals?

Kublai Khan · Post Post #242 (isolation #18) » Wed Feb 22, 2017 2:13 pm

In post 235, Drench wrote:After failing to convert votes into delegates and make progress to the line of 1237, both Khan (R) and Defender (R) have decided to suspend their campaigns.

Aw, boo. Still, makes sense. Don't have the war coffer, so likely can't compete in the greater picture. Left in good position to have a job in the Abbott administration or run again in 4 years.

Will continue to follow this. I do agree that they need to tweak some things in the AI to make it a better simulation.

Kublai Khan · Post Post #270 (isolation #19) » Fri Feb 24, 2017 7:18 pm

In post 267, Drench wrote:Also, Guam literally has nobody, so it's literally one vote = one delegate. Let's go.

Wait, what? Why is there single-digit election results? It's got a decent-ish population...

Kublai Khan · Post Post #273 (isolation #20) » Fri Feb 24, 2017 7:27 pm

In post 271, Drench wrote:
Kublai Khan wrote:
In post 267, Drench wrote:Also, Guam literally has nobody, so it's literally one vote = one delegate. Let's go.
Wait, what? Why is there single-digit election results? It's got a decent-ish population...
Yeah, I have no idea tbh. I think they fucked up. They did the same thing with Colorado if you remember, so I don't know if it's because of real world 2016 events or what.

Huh. I was looking up primary results for Guam. They are always in the low numbers. I guess they choose delegates beforehand and then only delegates vote?

Kublai Khan · Post Post #301 (isolation #21) » Sat Feb 25, 2017 10:49 am

How often has it happened that a presidential nominee picked a primary rival as a running mate?

Kublai Khan · Post Post #313 (isolation #22) » Thu Mar 02, 2017 9:32 am

In post 312, Majiffy wrote:Hahaaaaaaaa suck it "kingmaker"

On the GOP side, whoever I don't stab is king.

stab stab stab

Kublai Khan · Post Post #326 (isolation #23) » Sat Mar 04, 2017 6:40 pm

Does the game not understand how rare it is for people to endorse candidates of opposite parties?

Kublai Khan · Post Post #330 (isolation #24) » Sat Mar 04, 2017 6:55 pm

Yeah but, they could easily have that in place, but still keep it to respective parties. That's some lazy game development.

OH BTW, I don't think I told you. I joined my union.

Kublai Khan · Post Post #344 (isolation #25) » Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:21 pm

Priorities, Drench.

Kublai Khan · Post Post #375 (isolation #26) » Sat Apr 01, 2017 1:19 am

Kublai Khan · Post Post #434 (isolation #27) » Mon Apr 03, 2017 8:23 am

I would like to

suck up to

congratulate Negarir on winning the nomination, he is certainly the leader we need to make sure Democrats aren't happy. If offered a cabinet post, I certainly would make sure to stick it to liberals every chance I get.

And by "stick it", I mean literally stab with a spear.

Kublai Khan · Post Post #452 (isolation #28) » Tue Apr 11, 2017 4:03 pm

In post 451, Drench wrote:my life is hectic give me time

We've unionized against this.