Mini 2134 Gin's Joint Pick4U - GAME OVER

[Pine]

Mastina, seriously, you need to learn to keep it in your pants.

Why?

Because I'm a third party who has an easily-achieved win condition that doesn't hurt the town?

Why the fuck would I not claim that?

I've zero reason to ever not.

My wincon requires an action from the town that is pretty simple.

I'm pretty sure it can work just by everyone posting in-thread something to the effect of, "

I masturbate

".

Because it can't possibly be trusted. Sorry. It's entirely too likely that you're telling the exact truth about everything except "this does not end the game."

It's also entirely likely that you're scum claiming third party to avoid second-party scrutiny.

Or just fakeclaiming, as you OFTEN DO.

In any of these cases, we are incentivized to vote you, either to neutralize you or force you to stop memeing. Either one. Maybe this time you'll learn a lesson.

[Bulbazak]

Mastina could be lieing about her role when she explicitly said “only town need to do this”

Why would she lie?

[Bulbazak]

@Pine: Or you can just masterbate and test the claim.

[Alisae]

Mastina could be lieing about her role when she explicitly said “only town need to do this”

Why would she lie?

so she can achieve her wincon?

[Ginngie]

vote count coming next page top

[Bulbazak]

But if more than town need to masterbate, how is she achieving her wincon by having them not masterbate?

[mastina]

Like, when I said "I am a masonizer who wins when my masonry makes up 50% of the playerlist", that was, very very VERY explicitly, a reference to Ginngie's last game, where I was a cult leader. Who claimed masonizer. And who did win when my 'masonry' got to 50% of the living playerlist.

It is ABUNDANTLY clear that I wasn't fucking lying about my actual claim.
I am a Chronic Masturbator--I win when every living town player has masturbated. This does not end the game. Me winning doesn't cause the town to lose. It does literally nothing to hurt the town.

[Bulbazak]

Even if the game does end, if mastina wins via mass masterbation, I'm calling that a win in my book.

[MariaR]

Mastina could be lieing about her role when she explicitly said “only town need to do this”

Why would she lie?

so she can achieve her wincon?

VOTE: Mastina

[mastina]

Mastina could be lieing about her role when she explicitly said “only town need to do this”

Nope! I mean, there's nothing stopping scum from posting it, but I only need town to do it. The relevant parts, since it appears TWICE in my role PM (once in the mech section, once in the wincon section): " If you can get the entire town to masturbate, then you win the game."
"You win if every living town player masturbates." (Mech section and wincon section respectively.)

I don't fucking lie.

[mastina]

Because it can't possibly be trusted.

Right, PINE, the player who of all fucking people knows I don't fucking lie.
Saying I can't be trusted.
VOTE: Pine.

Or just fakeclaiming, as you OFTEN DO.

I never fakeclaim. I'll bend the truth, e.g. cult leader->masonizer, mafia disloyal gladiator->town loyal gladiator, serial killer->vig, but those sorts of bent truths are simply adjusting the role to fit a town alignment, not actual lies. The effect of the role remains the same.

I'm going to check the rules to see how strict Ginngie's quoting moderator communications rule is because I am pretty sure I can get away with explicitly showing that I'm not lying (but obviously, rather safe than sorry).

[Bulbazak]

Don't sweat it.

[Ginngie]

1.02 Votecount

mastina- 4 (Alisae, Lady Lambdadelta, Pine, MariaR)

L - 3

Pink Ball - 1 (Bulbazak)

L - 6

Bulbazak- 1 (Taly)

L - 6

Pine - 1 (mastina)

L - 6

Not Voting - 7 (The Rest of you fucks)

With

13

alive, it takes

7

to lynch.

At deadline,

Pink Ball

would be lynched.

Day One's deadline is Monday, April 27th, @ 10:00 PM EST: (expired on 2020-04-27 22:00:00).

chronic masturbaters
-mastina
-Bulbazak

[Bulbazak]

It works!

[Pink Ball]

Even if the game does end, if mastina wins via mass masterbation, I'm calling that a win in my book.

I came into this game knowing every single player except for this guy.

This guy is my favorite player right now.

Fun Player Fact: Bulbazak was in my first game on MS under Blawb. Anyone from that game is legendary.

[MariaR]

I never fakeclaim. I'll bend the truth

lie

[Alisae]

Like, when I said "I am a masonizer who wins when my masonry makes up 50% of the playerlist", that was, very very VERY explicitly, a reference to Ginngie's last game, where I was a cult leader. Who claimed masonizer. And who did win when my 'masonry' got to 50% of the living playerlist.

It is ABUNDANTLY clear that I wasn't fucking lying about my actual claim.
I am a Chronic Masturbator--I win when every living town player has masturbated. This does not end the game. Me winning doesn't cause the town to lose. It does literally nothing to hurt the town.

But if more than town need to masterbate, how is she achieving her wincon by having them not masterbate?

if you incentivize your wincon by saying “only town need to masterbate” then scum are going to do so as well to blend in

[Pine]

Because it can't possibly be trusted.

I never fakeclaim.

I'll bend the truth

, e.g. cult leader->masonizer, mafia disloyal gladiator->town loyal gladiator, serial killer->vig, but those sorts of bent truths are simply adjusting the role to fit a town alignment, not actual lies. The effect of the role remains the same.

That's called lying. In the context of a Mafia game, it's fakeclaiming.

I'm not an arsonist. I just start random fires in peoples' houses sometimes.

[Pink Ball]

Wait Ali I think Maria is trying to communicate with us!

[MariaR]

Because it can't possibly be trusted.

I never fakeclaim.

I'll bend the truth

, e.g. cult leader->masonizer, mafia disloyal gladiator->town loyal gladiator, serial killer->vig, but those sorts of bent truths are simply adjusting the role to fit a town alignment, not actual lies. The effect of the role remains the same.

That's called lying. In the context of a Mafia game, it's fakeclaiming.

I'm not an arsonist. I just start random fires in peoples' houses sometimes.

[MariaR]

Peyote is a spanish word derived from the Aztec origin meaning glistening.

[Pink Ball]

What you say buddy? You want to lynch mastina for lying?

[PenguinPower]

Wait Ali I think Maria is trying to communicate with us!

u r genius

[mastina]

[*]You may not quote any private mod communication, nor may you pretend to do so. This includes but is not limited to your Role PM and anything posted in a PT by the mod. Paraphrasing is okay. If you are unsure on whether something has been sufficiently paraphrased, please err on the side of caution and run it by me first.

Damn.

But, to get as close as I can.
At 11 pmish on Sunday April 12th (so by most timezones, April 13th), in a spoiler tag titled 'mastina', Ginngie sent me my role PM. (In a pm called 'mastina role PM'.) The area tag used says 'Masturbating'. In the mech tag, the text, paraphrased, says, "Your ability: you're a chronic masturbater. If the entire town masturbates, you win the game. This won't end the game." This is a paraphrase, but I copy-pasted exact wordings of a couple of these sections earlier so you can see the exact wording used.

Following the mech tag, there's the hyphens/dashes/whatever you call them, outlining my abilities in a less-flavorful way.
The section called 'Win Conditions'.
Paraphrased,
"-You win if all living town players masturbate
-Your drug is stimulant, you can talk with other Stimulant drugs here". (Again, paraphrased, with an exact copy-paste of some wordings earlier.)

I'm not fucking lying.

[Alisae]

Wait Ali I think Maria is trying to communicate with us!

Lets refuse to make any attempt to understand her.
Because that would be bullying