Open 329: Mayo Clinic D3: Town WINS!

[ToastyToast]

Vote Count #13

glowball (0) -
Quilford (0) -
GreyICE (0) -
PiggyGal15 (3) - Maruchan, izakthegoomba, glowball, Quaroath, GreyICE (Lynched)
izakthegoomba (0) -
BBmolla (0) -
Thomith (0) -
Maruchan (0) -
Quaroath (0) -
No Lynch (0) -
Not voting: Quilford, PiggyGal15, BBmolla, Thomith,

GreyICE: Nope.

That

is definitely

not

a doctor
Piggygal15:

Snort

Maruchan: KILLITWITHFIRE
izakthegoomba: nahh, lets just throw it out the window! It'll be fun!
Piggygal15:

SQUEAL SQUEAL

glowball: OMG I was hugging that thing this morning. So NOT a doctor. Like, how were we all convinced that a piggy was a doctor?
Quaroath: Hmm...welll

GreyICE: ....nope, not buyin' it.

Aware that there was no way to get out of this alive, Piggygal15 fought one last fight.

"OINK!"

CRASH!

She charged headfirst into Quaroath's crotch. He shrieked backwards in pain.

Next she went after glowball, who shrieked, "OMG liek GreyICE save me!!!"
Unfortunately GreyICE HAD to see another epic fight between the two females (even tho one of them was actually a piggy).
Piggygal bit glowball's leg hard enough to draw blood.

"EEEEEK"

yelled glowball, who kicked PiggyGal and sent her flying into the lap of izakthegoomba.

Meanwhile, everyone who didn't vote was sad that they forgot to realize how lame their part in the first lynch flavor was.

Izakthegoomba tried to slap away PiggyGal15, but it was no use. She slapped harder, until izakthegoomba lay

K.O.'d

Maruchan ran to attack PiggyGal15, but instead fell very dramatically on the floor. Apparently it was because he thought he had two votes but didn't.

Now it was only GreyICE, PiggyGal15, and the Not Voting Hipster Crew.

She was short of breath, but still had one chance to take out GreyICE. She leaped forward, charging head on. She was about to make contact and flew into the air when....

GreyICE moved to the side. He was standing in front of the broken window.

"SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-----SPLAT!"

PiggyGal15,

Mafia Goon

, Lynched (via defenestration) D2!

GreyICE: Guys, remind me to never become a farmer.
Maruchan: There goes the bacon.
Quaroath: Hahahah it's funny because the pig flew hahahhaha

Night 2 Has Begun! D3 will end 72 hours from this post or if all players say they are ready for the day to open OR if I'm bored and got night actions.

[ToastyToast]

GreyICE had performed valiantly in the fight against PiggyGal15, but he knew that only increased his chances of dying. Something inside him knew that he would die tonight. And so, he decided to spend the night wandering aimlessly around his past workplace. He left the group for the last time. glowball would probably miss him--heck, everyone would miss him. I mean who

wouldn't

want to go through this with GreyICE.

He was always such a polite being. I mean, it was only polite to go somewhere quiet to die. It was only a friendly gesture to tell people that they should just leave the hospital and never come back.

But the way he died--

that

was rude. When he was looking in the abandoned emergency room, someone decided to come up behind him and knock him out.

When he woke up, he was in a daze. He looked down to see that both his legs had been broken. If that wasn't enough, someone shouted..."OH NO, WE NEED THE DEFIBULATOR (SPELLING???)" and sent such a strong electric signal that his polite, gracious heart--the heart that everyone loved--imploded.

GreyICE,

Town Doctor

, killed Night Two!

Maruchan was the first to come by the body. He didn't have time for this. The fact that he came upon the body first made him a suspect. And he didn't want any bad attention. After all, he couldn't bear to die before all his foolish colleagues went down before him. In fact, he planned to end it that morning. He would put a deadly

CHEMICAL OF EEEEVIILLLL

in everyone's noodles. They'd all be dead before they knew what hit 'em.

Turns out, he'd be dead before he knew what hit 'em instead.

Maruchan,

Mafia Doctor

, killed Night Two!

glowball: OH my dearest GreyICE! How could you leave me after promising to always stay by my side! Well, I suppose I wanted you to leave on account of you being so impolite during the day, BUT WHAT DO I CARE? Who's going to LOVE ME NOW????
Thomith: Well, I suppose I could take his place
glowball: Okay, fine with me! Let's go!!!!
izakthegoomba: huh, well, that was fast.
Thomith: You're just jealous.
Quilford: So....apparently Maruchan left a note detailing his plan to murder all of us. Gross. I knew those cup of noodles had too much sodium in them.
Quaroath, eating cup of noodles: What are you talking about? THIS IS DELICIOUS!!!
BBmolla: OMG Look! Maruchan's dead corpse just exploded and turned into MORE NOODLES!!!!
everyone: Yayyyy! Wooohooo!!

Vote Count #14

glowball (0) -
Quilford (0) -
izakthegoomba (0) -
BBmolla (0) -
Thomith (0) -
Maruchan (0) -
Quaroath (0) -
No Lynch (0) -

With 7 alive it takes 4 to Lynch!

[glowball]

Izak is scum. Obviously Maruchan died because of a vig attack. Izak was protecting him.

VOTE: Izak

[Maruchan]

IV) The following is a list of outlawed shenanigans:
Using invisible text, codes, cryptography, etc.
Editing your posts (if you have the power to do so)
Insulting other players
Quoting any QTs you may have access to
Breaking hydra-status if you are a hydra

Posting in-thread after you have died

Post removed

[BBmolla]

VOTE: Izak

I want to say a bit in end game about this.

[Quaroath]

vote isak

[izakthegoomba]

Ah well, we did what we could.

VOTE: izakthegoomba

[izakthegoomba]

I think this is a bit unfair, though. Kinda like Quack Mafia. And I was scum in BOTH OF THEM!

RAGE RAGE RAGE

The scum could do with an RB to even both games out. They work wonders for un-breaking broken games.

[glowball]

it is winnable but mostly by outnumbering town. you would have to effectively seem town enough to draw the kills else where. Maruchan was a tragic loss though that was just luck in matching you two together

[BBmolla]

This setup is broken and I will be bringing it up to the setup people.

I'd like to apologize to a few people.

First off, I'd like to apologize to Toasty. I promise you when I joined your game, it was not my original intention to break it, it was something I discovered along the way.

Second off, I'd like to apologize to Glow and Neil. The early game arguements and insults were undeserved and I apologize.

Third off, I'd like to apologize to the mafia for making this game unwinnable for them. This couldn't have been any fun for them.

In my opinion, I'd like for this setup to be fixed and then I'd like to play with this same playerlist and mod. But I don't really have a say in that.

Once Izak's death is declared I will be posting in Mafia Discussion forums, you guys can back me up if you'd like.

[glowball]

Well Hoopla, especially now being the Open List Mod I am sure will look at this. She breaks a lot of set ups and really all you have to do is make it known to her and she could probably fix it.

[izakthegoomba]

I have been designing an alternative, unbroken setup ever since you guys started to break this one, which I've now posted in the Open Game Discussion thread. Go have a look.

[glowball]

hey now. the game is still ongoing until the mod declares otherwise izak.

[izakthegoomba]

Yeah I know, but I've admitted that I'm scum and hammered myself, and even if I hadn't, I could still post an improved version of this setup...

[ToastyToast]

Vote Count #14

glowball (0) -
Quilford (0) -
izakthegoomba (4) - glowball, BBmolla, Quaroath, izakthegoomba (LYNCHED)
BBmolla (0) -
Thomith (0) -
Quaroath (0) -
No Lynch (0) -
Not Voting: Quilford, Thomith
A lynch has been reached!
A wincon had been fulfilled!

izakthegoomba: so, uh, guys...you win!
BBmolla: Well, did you guys really think you had a chance?
izakthegoomba: naaaa, but it was funn!!!!
Quaroath: Yeah, thanks for being such a good sport, izakthegoomba. Now go kill yourself.
glowball: I won't miss you!

glowball puts her arm around Thomith

Thomith: hehehehhehe
Quilford: Creeeperrr.
Thomith: Who me?
Quilford: Nope, glowball. I mean just look at her!
Quaroath: Not nearly as attractive as the piggy.
izakthegoomba: ugh, thats just disgusting.

izakthegoomba resisted much less than his two companions. He wished everyone a good day then proceeded to jump out the window.

"WHHEEEEEEEEEE THIS IS SO COO--"

SPLAT

His guts left a bloody mark on the ground.

izakthegoomba,

Mafia Goon

, lynched D3!

TOWN WINS THE GAME!!!!

Quaroath: Um....guys, I think he had the key.
Thomith: So...we're stuck in here forever?
BBmolla: Oh wait, guys. I had the key this whole time!!!
glowball: WHAT?!
Quilford: OMGUS
BBmolla: Well, if we had never witnessed all those terrible deaths, we would have never been as close as we are now!
Everyone: D'awww.

The 5 remaining residents of the hospital walked out of the doors hand in hand, ready to take on the world and save those who can't save themselves.

They left a lot of dead bodies in the hospital, and never reported it to the police. When they walked outside, the bodies of neil1113, PiggyGal15, and izakthegoomba were still there....which was odd because you would think someone would notice. Apparently police don't exist.

Maybe

that's

why they never thought to pick up a phone and call the cops.

Now, I'm sure your wondering what happened to our little cast of doctors.

glowball remained emotionally unstable, but didn't care. She and Thomith are often seen skipping for no apparent reason. Currently has 15 lovers

GreyICE is dead.

neil1113 is dead.

Thomith went back to being the terrible doctor he was, making loads of money. He proposed to glowball a month after the events, and got rejected. Loves mudkips.

Maruchan is dead.

Quilford technically disappeared for about two days of the events in the hospital. Its rumored he's attempting to start the hospital up again--well, if he ever gets around to waking up. He didn't vote in the election, either.

whispersilk is dead.

PiggyGal15 is dead.

Quaroath never looked at pigs the same way again. He used his ability to kill people for good, and everyone didn't admire him for it. Bought out cup of noodles, using Maruchan's irresistible special flavor to steal everyone's money. Known as a capitalist pig, but he hates the term.

VitaminR is dead.

izakthegoomba is dead.

BBmolla realized how much he failed at actually killing people, and became a doctor. He also throws great parties, often getting the group together to give re-enactments of the events that took place at the hospital. A raging alcoholic.

A special thanks to the inspirations of this tale, whom are listed below. If it weren't for your own behavior, I'd never have been able to make this odd story.

CREDITS

Dr. "A little overemotional" glowball,
Dr. "I don't vote" Quilford
Mr. "Well, we're screwed" izakthegoomba
Mr. "Guns don't kill people and neither do I" BBmolla
Dr. "DO YOU LIKE MUDPIES" Thomith
Mr. "Do I even look like a doctor?" Quaroath
Mr. "Creepy Things I know about you" Neil1113
Dr. "Slightly insulting" GreyICE
Dr. "I make good plans that kill me" whispersilk
Dr. "

SQUEAL

" PiggyGal15
Dr. "OMNOMNOM" Maruchan
Dr. "I'm probably gonna die again..." VitaminR

[glowball]

MOD DID YOU SERIOUSLY JUST CALL ME UGLY??? How rude!

[ToastyToast]

Some Notes:
Yeah definitely breakable. It was not my intent to pick a game that was breakable.
Main reason I chose this set-up is because its power-heavy, and I don't know about you guys, but having a doctor as a VT is just more fun.

Player notes:
I think scum may have had a chance, but for the most part gave up after Piggy's death.
Targetting VitaminR (to protect) definitely would've changed the game because it would've put piggy in a position of protecting a Vig.

Neil1113 dying the first day really hurt the scum teams chances, especially given that all three were under suspicion.

MVP would have to go to whispersilk for completely surprising me. At the beginning I was worried she'd be super lurky, but instead she ended up enforcing the plan that won the game.

I had fun making the flavor! I hope you guys enjoyed it.

It was actually not my first thoght to make it humorous...I just felt like I'd go with the mood of the playerlist. Everyone seemed to be kinda "JOKES" in a good way, so I followed that along.

I'll be entering the mini theme next, and that way my flavor will likely have more of a story---possibly more serious but still with some humor.

PEDIT: @glowball: no, in my mind you had a creeper face because everybody wants you in my flavor

[glowball]

Who are these people who wanted me in the flavor?!

[ToastyToast]

Who are these people who wanted me in the flavor?!

Thomith, GreyICE...
its more of a "oh, Thomith is obv being a creeper with that laugh" +sarcastic redirection by Quilford saying...no I meand glowball obviously

[ToastyToast]

The Dead Thread

Mafia QT

[glowball]

Shax
09-08-2011
02:00 PM ET (US)
OH THANK THE FUCKING LORD FOR GLOWBALL

^Things people should always say.

[PiggyGal15]

No no! He just said that you weren't as pretty as a pig ^.^

[Maruchan]

Wow. The worst possible thing to happen to the scum team. Totally just happened.

I was laughing when I saw me and izak got placed with him on me.

At that point I was all, fuck it. town wins. GG.

[Hoopla]

This setup is broken and I will be bringing it up to the setup people.

That's no good. I haven't been following this game very much; can someone summarise the breaking strategy for this game, so we can assess whether the setup is fixable or too damaged?

[glowball]

I don't know that it is COMPLETELY broken.
We kind of got best case scenarios, like Neil outright claiming SK and NO scum counter claims. I mean we have to credit play style to some of what happened. That being said it is very slanted. I guess someone who thinks it is unfair should summarize.