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[PersonalIdiot04]

something from school that I'm not willing to share

[izakthegoomba]

the Caledonian leadership has been ousted

[Xalxe]

START

[mb53]

Zach Galifianakis

[animorpherv1]

• [Rawren] bigger than BRAZIL

[Xalxe]

[Pizzadudes7]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mJcDFJuSk8

[RachMarie]

Copyright © 2012

[Xalxe]

Round 1: Predators

[SleepyKrew]

Round 1: Predators

[inspiratieloos]

Eulogy for Common Sense

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, why life isn't always fair, and how, on occasion, maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned, but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they themselves failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer aspirin, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student; but could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know my Rights, Someone Else is to Blame, and I am a Victim.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.

(Please note: I received this from a friend and am passing it on. Author is unknown, but very much appreciated. Feel free to pass it on.)

[inspiratieloos]

Round 1: Predators

[Xalxe]

http://www.cafepress.com/hungergamescus ... leproducts

[SleepyKrew]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4h3qivMz9GM/S ... door-1.jpg

[animorpherv1]

viewtopic.php?p=285566#p285566

[RachMarie]

[10:59:16 PM] Rachael (rachmarie) Newport: Love is like a magic penny
[10:59:25 PM] Rachael (rachmarie) Newport: hold it tight and you wont have any
[10:59:36 PM] Rachael (rachmarie) Newport: lend it spend it and youll have so many
[10:59:52 PM] Rachael (rachmarie) Newport: they will roll all over the floor

[Phillammon]

The City-State of Kayne stands proud upon a hill, amid a sea of chaos and godless heathens. Many a raiding party has attempted ascent of the hill, but not so much as a scratch can be seen upon the city's walls. This is in no small part thanks to the city-state's guard force: the Templars. In the streets of Kayne, every child playing outside of a summer's day eagerly awaits the day they will be examined. Many, most, will be rejected- but, the strongest of the strong, the smartest of the smart, the most cunning, most skilled, most powerful- they are those who will be invited to join the Templars. Some join without any examination- worthy redeemed foes are often recruited upon the hill, as are young children with too much power and too little control to remain near innocents.

The key to the strength of the Templars lies in their constant training. While not being dispatched to deal with raiders, Templars can enlist wizards to fabricate controllable clone summons, which are then sent off to the arena to train to the death without consequence.

Welcome to the arena.

[mb53]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hymes0qxXWA

[RachMarie]

This is why I do what I do: To me getting to teach others and help them change their thinking and their lives is the greatest thing in the world it is what keeps me going and gets me up in the morning and keeps me up long after lots of people have gone to bed lol

(Old status message on my FB and I really like this quote ♥)

[Nobody Special]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K38xNqZvBJI

[Xalxe]

[Nobody Special]

Rachael (rachmarie) Newport sometimes has to listen to her own advice (chuckle)

[mb53]

TheShadowCrafter2000

[SleepyKrew]

I'm sorry if I multi-post or appear incoherent. But it's because I'm being honest. I'm a real, shoot-from-the-hip kind of guy. I don't have a team of writers telling me what to say. I don't read off of a teleprompter. I've made mistakes, and I'll probably make some more. After all, I'm human. But unlike my opponents, I fess up when I mess up. I learn from my mistakes.
 
I don't judge people. Just because

I

have three degrees* doesn't mean

you

have to go to college. Just because

I

do my own taxes** doesn't mean

you

have to. Just because

I

homeschool my kids*** doesn't mean

you

need to. I will treat you equally****, no matter who you are.
 
Some people say I'm a religious bigot. But am I? I'm open to all sorts of faiths! Catholics, Roman Catholics, Protestants, Lutherans, Baptists, Presbyterians, Evangelicals, even Judeo-Christians.
 
I'm just a regular guy*****. I'm a man of the people.
 
I'm Rick Santorum. And I approve this message.

*anyone who isn't smart like me is a liberal pig
**anyone who uses companies to file their taxes is a liberal pig
***anyone who endorses our liberal, Godless public school system is a liberal pig
****I hold you all to a high standard, so everyone must pay a high taxrate, anyone who doesn't comply is a liberal pig
*****I served in Congress for over a decade and a half, and I had to put up with a bunch of liberal pigs while I did it

    

[RachMarie]

A relationship is like a rose garden. Remember roses have both beauty and thorns, and you have to tend the garden--and fertilize it and make sure it gets water and sun etc.