Be a jerk to the above poster

drmyshotgun · Post Post #1550 (ISO) » Wed Nov 13, 2013 2:12 pm

I tie you on the back of my car and drag you around.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #1551 (ISO) » Wed Nov 13, 2013 2:18 pm

Kinda hard to do that with slashed tires, kid.

RichardGHP · Post Post #1552 (ISO) » Wed Nov 13, 2013 3:27 pm

Sorry, I can't hear you over that god-awful attire you're wearing!

StrangerCoug · Post Post #1553 (ISO) » Wed Nov 13, 2013 3:37 pm

...said the hypocrite whose avatar also sports black clothing.

RichardGHP · Post Post #1554 (ISO) » Wed Nov 13, 2013 4:05 pm

If a strange man offers you candy, you should take it.

Yiley · Post Post #1555 (ISO) » Thu Nov 14, 2013 5:29 am

And give it to RichardGHP

TheIrishPope · Post Post #1556 (ISO) » Thu Nov 14, 2013 6:03 am

Who will sell it to Yiley at a severely inflated price and profit!

Yiley · Post Post #1557 (ISO) » Thu Nov 14, 2013 7:04 am

Who then uses it to poison The Irish Pope.

TheIrishPope · Post Post #1558 (ISO) » Thu Nov 14, 2013 7:31 am

You spelt my name wrong
I knew you were illiterate

Yiley · Post Post #1559 (ISO) » Thu Nov 14, 2013 7:35 am

I spelled your name correctly i just put spaces. This is a punctuation problem

StrangerCoug · Post Post #1560 (ISO) » Thu Nov 14, 2013 12:49 pm

It's the Internet, stupid.

RichardGHP · Post Post #1561 (ISO) » Thu Nov 14, 2013 8:03 pm

Talk to the hand, the face ain't listening.

Redelphic · Post Post #1562 (ISO) » Thu Nov 14, 2013 8:10 pm

Speaking of faces, what are you going to do when the baboon wants his butt back?

RichardGHP · Post Post #1563 (ISO) » Thu Nov 14, 2013 9:56 pm

I don't know why you're speaking in third person, but if you want it back, you just have to ask.

Yiley · Post Post #1564 (ISO) » Fri Nov 15, 2013 6:23 am

Would you like this truck of napkins dumped in the living room or on top of the house.

TheIrishPope · Post Post #1565 (ISO) » Fri Nov 15, 2013 6:58 am

Oops
I jizzed all over your pillow

StrangerCoug · Post Post #1566 (ISO) » Fri Nov 15, 2013 7:41 am

Well, at least it's easier to clean than the poop I left on your carpet.

Yiley · Post Post #1567 (ISO) » Fri Nov 15, 2013 7:59 am

I hope you don't mind I just dumped 10000 gallons of syrup on your house then dumped the the napkins in the truck on to it.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #1568 (ISO) » Fri Nov 15, 2013 8:01 am

I force you to smoke four packs a day.

Yiley · Post Post #1569 (ISO) » Fri Nov 15, 2013 8:36 am

I then exhale in your face 24/7

StrangerCoug · Post Post #1570 (ISO) » Fri Nov 15, 2013 12:09 pm

I make you pay my hospital bill in retaliation.

drmyshotgun · Post Post #1571 (ISO) » Fri Nov 15, 2013 1:32 pm

I punch you in the face and laugh at you.

RichardGHP · Post Post #1572 (ISO) » Fri Nov 15, 2013 2:05 pm

Pipe down in the cheap seats, JAFA.

Yiley · Post Post #1573 (ISO) » Fri Nov 15, 2013 2:40 pm

I hire a person to play a vuvuzela next to your head for 5 years

StrangerCoug · Post Post #1574 (ISO) » Fri Nov 15, 2013 2:46 pm

I hire his wife to make you disgusting, unappetizing meals for the same time period, and you don't get anything else.