Suburban Warfare - GAME OVER

Marquis · Post Post #2675 (ISO) » Wed Jul 30, 2014 1:14 pm

this is also a hammer

VOTE: hoopla

farside22 · Post Post #2676 (ISO) » Wed Jul 30, 2014 1:26 pm

The fake hammers don't help.

xRECKONERx · Post Post #2677 (ISO) » Wed Jul 30, 2014 2:39 pm

Official Vote Count

Hoopla

(5): Shinobi, farside22, Oversoul, Metal Sonic, Marquis

Shinobi

(4): Desperado, SpyreX, Antihero, Hoopla

Desperado

(1): chamber

Not Voting

(0):

With 10 alive, it takes 6 to lynch.

SpyreX · Post Post #2678 (ISO) » Wed Jul 30, 2014 4:17 pm

Ohh hey I've got a little time tonight I'll go check the...

oh.

Farside, I beg of you as the voice of reason look at that wagon. Just LOOK at it.

chamber · Post Post #2679 (ISO) » Wed Jul 30, 2014 4:19 pm

In post 2663, Desperado wrote:her posts in the neighborhood overnight and her play today are town and there's literally only one situation where she's scum and it gets less likely as time goes on.

What situation is that?

Shinobi · Post Post #2680 (ISO) » Wed Jul 30, 2014 4:34 pm

In post 2679, chamber wrote:
In post 2663, Desperado wrote:her posts in the neighborhood overnight and her play today are town and there's literally only one situation where she's scum and it gets less likely as time goes on.

What situation is that?

We've actually described it several times over, considering how her play isn't congruent and her actions don't make sense.

But it's not like it matters, you're too obstinate to actually listen to any kind of reason.

Or you're just mafia. Either/or.

Shinobi · Post Post #2681 (ISO) » Wed Jul 30, 2014 4:39 pm

In post 2678, SpyreX wrote:Ohh hey I've got a little time tonight I'll go check the...

oh.

Farside, I beg of you as the voice of reason look at that wagon. Just LOOK at it.

Why Farside specifically?

chamber · Post Post #2682 (ISO) » Wed Jul 30, 2014 4:44 pm

That question was to desperado. Fuck off and let him answer it.

Shinobi · Post Post #2683 (ISO) » Wed Jul 30, 2014 4:49 pm

In post 2682, chamber wrote:That question was to desperado. Fuck off and let him answer it.

What do you even care what he thinks? He's one of your scumreads.

Seriously, I can't even make it any clearer how obvious this lynch should be. Hoopla has flat-out ignored our accusations, made an excuse, and went, "fuck it I'm voting this guy lewl."

It's the biggest scumclaim in the world. You're either stupid or mafia for not being able to see it.

SpyreX · Post Post #2684 (ISO) » Wed Jul 30, 2014 4:51 pm

Jesus christ he just answered a post with smarm that was literally, LITERALLY 180 degrees wrong.

If this is town I give up forever

Shinobi · Post Post #2685 (ISO) » Wed Jul 30, 2014 4:54 pm

In post 2684, SpyreX wrote:Jesus christ he just answered a post with smarm that was literally, LITERALLY 180 degrees wrong.

If this is town I give up forever

What part of it was wrong?

You know, besides none of it. Seriously, it's a page ago. Go back and look.

SpyreX · Post Post #2686 (ISO) » Wed Jul 30, 2014 4:57 pm

In post 2680, Shinobi wrote:
In post 2679, chamber wrote:
In post 2663, Desperado wrote:
her posts in the neighborhood overnight and her play today are town
and there's literally only one situation where she's scum and it gets less likely as time goes on.

What situation is that?

We've actually described it several times over, considering how her play isn't congruent and her actions don't make sense.

But it's not like it matters, you're too obstinate to actually listen to any kind of reason.

Or you're just mafia. Either/or.

So are you bad at quoting and meant to be smarmy to desperado instead of chamber or is the bolded somehow lending to answering for desperado?

Take your pick

Shinobi · Post Post #2687 (ISO) » Wed Jul 30, 2014 5:01 pm

Considering chamber is asking about the situation, and not the bolded part of the sentence that includes no situation, I was under the impression that chamber was asking about the unbolded.

Marquis · Post Post #2688 (ISO) » Wed Jul 30, 2014 5:04 pm

ok

scum: hoopla/chamber?/anti/spyrex?

Shinobi · Post Post #2689 (ISO) » Wed Jul 30, 2014 5:08 pm

In post 2688, Marquis wrote:ok

scum: hoopla/chamber?/anti/spyrex?

I understand Hoopla, I sort of understand chamber and spyrex, but...Antihero?

Why?

SpyreX · Post Post #2690 (ISO) » Wed Jul 30, 2014 5:09 pm

Yes, so whats that one situation

Or is it more hurbababurba the royal we totally have layed it out you guys

Ohh look at that pedit I feel hate bubbles all over

Shinobi · Post Post #2691 (ISO) » Wed Jul 30, 2014 5:10 pm

In post 2690, SpyreX wrote:Yes, so whats that one situation

Or is it more hurbababurba the royal we totally have layed it out you guys

Ohh look at that pedit I feel hate bubbles all over

I think this is the point where you realize you have no fucking idea what you're talking about.

SpyreX · Post Post #2692 (ISO) » Wed Jul 30, 2014 5:27 pm

Actually it just dawned on me it doesn't matter and I win regardless of what happens

Either they lynch you and I win regardless
Or they lynch hoopla and she's town and tomorrow can be a good ol hoot listening to whatever pile of wordvomit you spill on the steps of the frat house
Or hoopla is scum and I get lynched because soooo goood and I'm free

Everything's coming up milhouse.

chamber · Post Post #2693 (ISO) » Wed Jul 30, 2014 5:30 pm

In post 2692, SpyreX wrote:Actually it just dawned on me it doesn't matter and I win regardless of what happens

Either they lynch you and I win regardless
Or they lynch hoopla and she's town and tomorrow can be a good ol hoot listening to whatever pile of wordvomit you spill on the steps of the frat house
Or hoopla is scum and I get lynched because soooo goood and I'm free

Everything's coming up milhouse.

You have to think of the rest of us. What happens to me in the world where hoopla and you are lynched? Are you really that cruel?

SpyreX · Post Post #2694 (ISO) » Wed Jul 30, 2014 5:41 pm

10 left, 3 scum.

If by chance shinobi AND hoopla are both town we've lost already.

I mean unless you think hoopla and I are scum together none of this makes a lot of sense but

Shinobi · Post Post #2695 (ISO) » Wed Jul 30, 2014 5:47 pm

Well I'm town, and I'm not getting lynched, so I don't know what you're doing.

Shinobi · Post Post #2696 (ISO) » Wed Jul 30, 2014 5:56 pm

In post 2694, SpyreX wrote:10 left, 3 scum.

If by chance shinobi AND hoopla are both town we've lost already.

I mean unless you think hoopla and I are scum together none of this makes a lot of sense but

Care to finish this thought?

SpyreX · Post Post #2697 (ISO) » Wed Jul 30, 2014 6:34 pm

no one is literally dense enough to need that finished

but keep fighting the good fight

SpyreX · Post Post #2698 (ISO) » Wed Jul 30, 2014 6:35 pm

god I'm tired
I meant literally no one

I know putting that in the wrong place now there'll be a discussion about the density of town versus scum

perhaps measuring against a duck

Shinobi · Post Post #2699 (ISO) » Wed Jul 30, 2014 8:04 pm

I love you Spyrex.