International Mafia [s]Day[/s] Month!

[AniX]

I think we should remember all the members who have loved, but then they disappeared off the face of the earth.

[ChannelDelibird]

Ah, the good old days of being completely baffled by the Queue forum.

[Zindaras]

Ah, the good old days, where I got Pooky lynched in Cultural Revolution because he hadn't responded to my Mason-PMs (he was town, obvobv).

That's pretty much my only funny memory on this site.

[VitaminR]

Nedermafia?

Do we have enough Dutchies for this?

It would rock.

[Zindaras]

Nedermafia?

Do we have enough Dutchies for this?

It would rock.

We used to.

I think that we could probably at least get a Mini-sized game, especially if I call over a couple of Dutchies from elsewhere. >.>

[TBuG]

I remember my first win: Cartoon Network Mafia. Ah, Sugar, we miss you so!

[IH]

I remember that time when it was international mafia month/day. That was awesome.

[Primate]

Managing to mislynch half the town in Chrono Trigger.

Getting mislynched myself in Normal #49 after putting down a concrete case on Maryita.

Absolutely off my face, managing to talk the hotel landlady in a small Italian town into letting me use their wireless connection to check my games, then help lynch a scum in the short time I was on.

Power Rangers Mafia on MTGS, where we lynched the cult leader, panicked cause he wasn't mafia, managing to organize a full mass claim during twilight, getting one SK to kill the other, using this info to get the copycat to copy the original SK and let the SK agree to let himself be vigged. Then go to sleep that night in

such

a state of panic.

[Thesp]

March 2 - "Texas Pwns Oklahoma" Day

As it is Texas Independence Day, and I lived most of my life in Texas... ok, no, I'm not going to demand that everyone on the site worship Texas, though certain heretics need to repent of their ways.

This day is for celebrating the "International" part of "International Mafia

Day

Month". Talk about how awesome your part of the world is. Or how much you would rather live in some other scummers paradise. Make jokes about Arkansas and the Siblings/Lovers roles. Teach us all how to say Oh My God You Suck in other languages. You get the idea.

I can't believe I missed this!

*sings*

Texas, Our Texas! all hail the mighty State!
Texas, Our Texas! so wonderful so great!
Boldest and grandest, withstanding ev'ry test
O Empire wide and glorious, you stand supremely blest.

God bless you Texas! And keep you brave and strong,
That you may grow in power and worth, throughout the ages long.
God bless you Texas! And keep you brave and strong,
That you may grow in power and worth, throughout the ages long.


*sings again*

Go, Mississippi, keep rolling along,
Go, Mississippi, you cannot go wrong,
Go, Mississippi, we're singing your song,
M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I!

March 4 - "Living In The Past" Day

Take time today to remember your favorite moments from the past five years of mafiascum.net. Or however long you've actually been around, you n00bs.

One of my favorite memories was correctly identifying IS as the doctor in a mafia game and successfuly NKing him on our way to victory. Of course, my favorite moment was the newbie game with kristocker, LoudmouthLee, Seol, billking, VisMaior and HotSauce, and had the good fortune of being a cop who successfully investigated and lynched LmL, but only after having been docced by kristocker on N1. Ah, what glorious times!

[al_kohaulec]

*posted one day late for Day 3*

I is a programmer and may be able to try to help in the future.

Some current experience (no idea which type you'll need yet) is in HTML, some PHP, javascript, C, Java, very little in C++.

[Fritzler]

I remember back when theme games didn't go longer than 40 pages. Like Muppets; that was a nice short 17 page game.

remember thata game? i won as a sk

yea im awesome

way to bring attention to yourself thok, go claim sk to the mafia again

edit: i love thok
also i was an idiot that game, my first power role cop i believe?

[mith]

March 5 - "Obligatory Sappy Niceness" Day

Be extra nice to everyone today! Don't talk about politics, religion, or tigers. Save that cutting remark for tomorrow. Show your appreciation for someone's continued presence with a nice PM. Send mith money. Write epic poems about how pleasant it is to murder each other in games. Express your niceness in some new and original way, as I am out of ideas now.

[VitaminR]

That's a great idea.

[mith]

Why thank you!

[VitaminR]

No problem!

[Zindaras]

Once upon a time in a land far far away,
There were some scummers, and they were very gaie.
For they could kill each other at night,
And try to get others lynched with all their might.
Deceive, lie and mislead,
Delicious vice, sin, and greed.
They also have a great knack
For stabbing others in the back.
Spies, liars and traitors,
Murderous like alligators.

And those scummers did gather,
And blather and blather.
For in scumchat they would play,
If from mith they may.
And mith did speak,
"Gather yourself in a clique,
And go forth and kill each other,
For the fun of me and my brother."
And now they might play,
So the scummers went on their way.
Dethy, Upick, Supersaint,
And other setups, very quaint.
And they had to decide who would mod,
It would be Glork, their God.
And Upick they wanted to play,
Because they would choose their own role that way.
George Bush, Jar of Dirt, Bling Bling,
They could pick anything!

Our gladiators did gather,
To lynch and to blather.
But first Night Zero,
To decide who would be the first fallen hero.
Petroleumjelly was the first to fall,
And he immediately spit his gall.
"Bah, killed Night zero again, go Town,
Getting killed like that makes me down."
And Zindaras was sad,
For people who killed PJ made him mad.
So he used his vig,
Even though it was a one-shot gig.
And he did kill Thok,
But Thok had chosen Glrok,
And he was town,
So now everyone was down.
And they converged upon Zind,
Who ate one last peppermint.
Before being lynched brutally,
With a unanimous vote tally.
But, nay, he was not scum,
He was a bit of bubblegum.

But before the game could even continue,
The tigers did something they would rue.
They attempted to destroy our site,
But try as they might,
All was for naught,
As they were caught.
Mith was on his daily tiger patrol,
With that guy called mole.
And the tigers they did chase away,
And everyone was gaie.
For mafiascum was safe,
And an applause the scummers gave,
To mith, their hero,
Who is definitely not a zero.

And they continued their game,
And they lost, and who was to blame?
That silly Zindaras who killed Thok,
Because Thok was Glrok,
And Thok was a power role,
And winning with the town was his only goal.
So, dear scummers, what have we learned?
Don't vig Day One, or you'll get burned.

And tigers must die,
But we all knew that by
now.
Meow.

[Zindaras]

EBWOP: My avatar is

made

for this day.

[Cogito Ergo Sum]

Everyone is awesome.

[spectrumvoid]

Nice read.

I hereby take back everything I said about patrick, any bad thing I said about chamber, and anything bad I said about anyone.

2 days late: If Mr. Flay could hold a crash course somewhere I'd love to help out with the wiki.

1 day late: sigh... to be old...

[ChannelDelibird]

Zindy, that poem was lovely. Thank you.

Cookies for everyone.

[Zindaras]

I love you guys.

[Mr. Flay]

Nice read.

I hereby take back everything I said about patrick, any bad thing I said about chamber, and anything bad I said about anyone.

2 days late: If Mr. Flay could hold a crash course somewhere I'd love to help out with the wiki.

1 day late: sigh... to be old...

You've said bad things about people? That's impossible, you're way too nice!

Also, I'm in scumchat now if people want to talk wiki. It's dead there presently...

[Save The Dragons]

I wanna sleep with everyone.

[Fiasco]

Well-spoken.

[VitaminR]

I wanna sleep with everyone.

Finally! My STD!