Mini 1236: Classic Mafia - Game Over!

[hitogoroshi]

VT here.

[VisceraEyes]

Also VT.

[Lunitawolf]

Obviously someone is lying, but assuming the rest are telling the truth, the large number of VTs makes me more inclined to believe the Vig over SK.

In which case, we still need to be careful about a vig kill tonight because it will be game over if he gets it wrong.

[wierdalexv]

Votecount 4.2

[2] Jase ~ VisceraEyes, Lunitawolf [L-1]
[1] Lunitawolf ~ hitogoroshi [L-2]
[0] hitogoroshi [L-3]
[0] VisceraEyes [L-3]
[0] Dry-fit [L-3]
Not Voting ~ Jase, Dry-Fit

With 5 alive it takes 3 to lynch.
Deadline is in (expired on 2011-10-18 09:53:31)

[Jase]

Well that's been twenty four hours with no post so I think we should wrap this up.

Vote: Lunitawolf

[Dry-fit]

I don't know whether I will shoot. Probably not though. I think VE isn't going to be lynched so it's really a question of whether I get the final town kill or he does. Assuming I'm not roleblocked of course. (Also assuming I die tonight if we're wrong.)

[Lunitawolf]

@Hito/VE/Dry-Fit What are your thoughts on how to proceed? Jase and I won't be changing our votes as the only two candidates currently being considered.

[VisceraEyes]

It's up to Dry-fit, he's the only person not voting at this point with both you and Jase at L-1. You two have both claimed, I mean chronologically it's time to hammer.

Dry-fit, you really haven't said one way or the other who you even feel is most suspicious. While you decide whether to hammer, you could maybe give us your thoughts on the two candidates?

[hitogoroshi]

@Hito/VE/Dry-Fit What are your thoughts on how to proceed? Jase and I won't be changing our votes as the only two candidates currently being considered.

Dry-Fit hammers his top scumspect, if that didn't win the game we lynch someone else tomorrow (with dry-fit not shooting tonight)? I don't see the potential for ambiguity here. We're going to play Mafia.

Dry-Fit is a pretty good hammer keeper because he's basicially conf. town.

[Dry-fit]

Okay I isoed Jase and Lunita again and Jase actually would have gotten my vote if it wasn't for what took place today. Lunita tryig to make everyone a suspect to get two mislyches just takes he over the top.

hito don't know where you saw Jase bussing hard because I completely didn't see it and his lack of being on the DX wagon is why he would have been my top suspect.

hito actually seems more town to me than ever But anyways I think I'm ready to hammer.

Vote: Lunitawolf

[hitogoroshi]

I just realized if Lunita is scum then winkytell is validated once again

I wanna be right so bad

[Dry-fit]

^Okay I'll admit it, this was secretly the real reason for my hammer.

Looking forward to another lengthy twilight.

[VisceraEyes]

Dry your picture cracks me up. You a soccer fan?

[hitogoroshi]

cats would not enjoy tuxedos at all

I mean, as a person, it sucks to put it on, but once you're wearing it, it's like, hey, I look spiffy

but "looking spiffy" is a foreign concept to a cat. the cats just like "this fuck put all this shit on me, and I would like it off please". There's never any payoff.

perhaps if this game's twilight is as well-read as actual twilight, I can end kitten tuxedoism overnight with my passionate social activism

[Dry-fit]

Tennis actually. The picture comes from here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIQpHe1q3jU

[VisceraEyes]

He looks like a soccer hooligan.

[Jase]

Now while we wait it is time for a joke.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says "Hey is that the steering wheel from your ship down your pants?" Pirate turns to him and says "Arrrr it's drivin' me nuts."

100% best joke.

[VisceraEyes]

Now while we wait it is time for a joke.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says "Hey is that the steering wheel from your ship down your pants?" Pirate turns to him and says "Arrrr it's drivin' me nuts."

100% best joke.

*slow-clap into standing ovation*

[Jase]

*Bow*

Thank you! Thank you so much!
I'd like to thank my agent, my parents who always believed in me, Chaz my pet alligator, and all the little people who made this possible.

[hitogoroshi]

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, buddy, why the long face?"

The horse responds, "I have incurable cancer."

The bartender says, "Holy shit! A talking horse!"

The horse answers, "Obviously I'm a talking horse. I walked in to this bar calmly, respecting peoples boundaries as per the usual social norms. I'm here specifically at the bar, with the clear intention of purchasing a drink. For heavens sake, you even asked me a question expecting an open-ended answer; how can you be surprised that I responded?"

The bartender replies, "Well, to be honest, I was just making a superficial comment about your appearance. Now you're forcing me to think about the deeper intellectual implications of your anthropomorphization - and I have to admit, they stand in direct conflict with my basic assumptions of reality."

The horse says, "I can understand your confusion. However, the fact that you think this is the most important thing to talk about inherently trivializes the severity of my medical condition."

The bartender says, "You're correct, and I'm sorry. That was rude of me. Look, how about you come in again, and we do this whole thing right?"

The horse says, "That would be much appreciated, yes."

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, a horse just walked in here. That's pretty weird, isn't it?" And everyone there agreed that it was.

[VisceraEyes]

Holy pisswater..

omg...

[VisceraEyes]

Hito wins Jase, I'm sorry.

[Jase]

>:-[

[Jase]

Man look at hito all up in here stealing my thunder like he's Thor son of Odin.

[hitogoroshi]

To be fair I owe the funny wording of the punchline to the genius of Faraday. I am but a humble beggar at the foot of the stairs to his temple.