It’s always nice to get away from your normal life and take a vacation. What about a nice, pleasant cruise to sooth both mind and body? However, it seems an awful racket is keeping you up at night from the cabin next to you. It seems you’re not the only complaining about it, but of course the staff are too concerned about consuming as much alcohol as they can and the captain is happily navigating the ship. And what a ship it is! A great titan, really. One of the finest the world has ever seen.
However, it seems the lovey-dovey couple isn’t very happy about the complaints. They want a nice, stress free holiday as well. So, they decided to they would eliminate the problem: every last one of you.
Clutching a glass of champagne, a middle aged woman wander the decks of the ship, while the sun is just beginning to rise. She leans against the edge of the ship, looking out. She sees a rather large body of mass bobbing up and down in the water. Oh dear… was that a body? She reports the incident, but of course… not until after breakfast.
It’s up to all of you to find the couple, lest you want this ship to become a love boat… just for two.