GTKAS - elvis_knits

[Andycyca]

Hi! You may write a short "about me" before starting.

Where are you from?
What is your best skill?
What's your best accomplishment on MafiaScum?
What is your hobby?
What's the most important thing in a friend?
What's the most important thing in a co-worker?
Do you have any long-term project? Which one?
What other internet sites do you recommend us?
Best thing about being a Mafia player?
Could you please tell us a joke?
You have $20k and a big house. Would you host a Meet? If yes, who would you invite first?
How would your funeral be like?
Where would you travel first with $10k USD?
What inspires you?
What turns you down?
Favorite...
...alcoholic drink?
...non-alcoholic drink?
...food?
...musician (yes, includes composers and performers)?
...movie?
...actor?
...actress?
...mafia role?
...mafia alignment?
...card game?
...online activity?
...game (pen-and-paper, electronic or whatever)?
Who on this queue would you like to see here next week?

[charter]

How many scum have you caught by claiming scum?
How effective would you say it is?

[Mirth]

Puppy pictures?

If you could have an affair with a historical figure, who would it be and why?

[MafiaSSK]

EK,el_kn,e_k,elvis,knits or elvis_knits?

[cicero]

Why "elvis_knits"?

[PokerFace]

I <3 you. Do you <3 me?

Do you feel awkward after the

What did you think of alpaca threesome?

Are you associated with any other Furry Animals?

What was the last thing you acted in? What do you love about acting?

Do my numerous spelling and grammar errors from my fast typing constitute as a scum tell?

[Adel]

Joy Division or New Order?
My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult or Electric Hellfire Club?
Throbbing Gristle or Coil?
Crash Worship or Waldteufel?

also, which these Einstürzende Neubauten songs do you like better:
a or b or c or d or e?

Do you attend religious services? What kind?

What kind of

actions

do you use in your spiritual practice? (prayer, chanting, singing, dancing and service are all possible examples)

What is your favorite kind of ritual to participate in?

[Adel]

If you could physically disable one person, sit on his shoulders and flay his face with your nails until your blouse was wet with scarlet, and then rub salt into his wounds until there was only bone under your fingers, who would that person be? Why?

[Mirth]

If you could physically disable one person, sit on his shoulders and flay his face with your nails until your blouse was wet with scarlet, and then rub salt into his wounds until there was only bone under your fingers, who would that person be? Why?

Do you think that this is what I'm going to have to post bail for Adel for or will she come up with a more creative means of getting arrested?

[Adel]

If you had to be arrested for one thing, what would you like to be arrested for?

[shaft.ed]

Sean Hannity, Really?

[Lord Gurgi]

Hey.

[Adel]

Sean Hannity, Really?

Did you notice that Obama mis-pronounces "Dijon" with a flat middle-America accent, while Hannity says those tricky French vowels correctly?

[elvis_knits]

Hi! You may write a short "about me" before starting.

My name is Carrie and I once made a ceramic jack-o-lantern in the shape of Elvis.

Where are you from?

Grew up in New York. Now I live in Virginia.

What is your best skill?

Writing or something artsy.

What's your best accomplishment on MafiaScum?

Probably winning Family Guy Mafia as SK

What is your hobby?

Hiking, outdoor activities.

What's the most important thing in a friend?

Loyalty.

What's the most important thing in a co-worker?

Loyalty.

Do you have any long-term project? Which one?

To convince my dog to stop karate chopping guys in the balls.

What other internet sites do you recommend us?

If you're an old lady like me you'll like this one:

http://www.fabric.com/
Best thing about being a Mafia player?

Playing with fun people.

Could you please tell us a joke?

The first one that comes to mind:
Ronald Reagan and Queen Elizabeth are riding horses up a hill. Queen Elizabeth is riding in front or Ronnie, and her horse farts. Queen Elizabeth is mortified, so when they get to the top of the hill, she turns to Ronnie and says:
"Mr. President, I am so sorry."
Ronald Reagan says, "It's okay, I thought it was the horse."

You have $20k and a big house. Would you host a Meet? If yes, who would you invite first?

Sure.
I'd invite:
rajrhcpfreak
DGB
Adel
Shaft.ed
farside
tajo
FL
rofl
Yos/Malyss
strappado
Mirth
Pokerface
Prozac
Oman
And anyone who posts in this thread or wants to come!

How would your funeral be like?

I don't know. I'll let someone else worry about that. I am always afraid I'll die unexpectadly in an accident because then people will find my unfinished stories and see how they suck.

Where would you travel first with $10k USD?

I'd really like to visit some cool European places, but honestly, I would probably go to a Caribbean island first. I love the beach.

What inspires you?

The unexpected. Nature.

What turns you down?

Douchebags.

Favorite...
...alcoholic drink?

Mostly white wine or beer. Sadly, I really do like Coors light, the redneck/NASCAR beer.

...non-alcoholic drink?

Diet Coke.

...food?

Pizza.

...musician (yes, includes composers and performers)?

Counting Crows.

...movie? [/b]American Beauty[/b]
...actor?

Steve Carell

...actress?

Kate Winslet

...mafia role?

Vanilla

...mafia alignment?

Town

...card game?

Hand and Foot

...online activity?

Trolling GD

...game (pen-and-paper, electronic or whatever)?

Scrabble

Who on this queue would you like to see here next week?

Xyl

[elvis_knits]

How many scum have you caught by claiming scum?
How effective would you say it is?

A few...

It can be effective because it's unexpected. But sometimes people get their panties in a bunch and lynch you for claiming scum

It's dangerous, but the payoff can be big.

Did you know I live in C-ville? I saw in some other thread that you went to Foxfield!

[elvis_knits]

Puppy pictures?

If you could have an affair with a historical figure, who would it be and why?

I would bang Shakespeare.

[elvis_knits]

EK,el_kn,e_k,elvis,knits or elvis_knits?

I respond to any. I think EK or elvis is easiest, and sometimes write that when quoting myself.

[elvis_knits]

Why "elvis_knits"?

I like Elvis and I like to knit. I'm not sure why I put the two together though.

Wait, I think it was a bad play on "Elvis Lives."

[elvis_knits]

I <3 you. Do you <3 me?

OBV <3

Do you feel awkward after the

What did you think of alpaca threesome?

HOT.

Are you associated with any other Furry Animals?

Puppies.

What was the last thing you acted in? What do you love about acting?

Do my numerous spelling and grammar errors from my fast typing constitute as a scum tell?

No, you do it no matter what

[PokerFace]

See italics

What is your best skill?

Writing or something artsy.

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I am always afraid I'll die unexpectadly in an accident because then people will find my unfinished stories and see how they suck.

...wait so you write stuff? It can't be that bad. What kind of things do you write? Ever consider acting or trying to get something you have written published or performed?

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...food?

Pizza.

Awesome, what kind of Pizza?

[Mirth]

Awwwwwwwwwwww. More please?

Favourite fictional character?

[elvis_knits]

Joy Division or New Order?

Joy Division, although the New Order guy looks like Oman, which almost changed my mind.

My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult or Electric Hellfire Club?

Both scare me... I'll take Thrill Kill Cult.

Throbbing Gristle or Coil?

Coil. Dance moves more awesome.

Crash Worship or Waldteufel?

Crash Worship.

also, which these Einstürzende Neubauten songs do you like better:
a or b or c or d or e?

d

Do you attend religious services? What kind?

Not regularly, but I am Episcopalian. I've been to a fair number of other religious services. I grew up in a mostly Jewish area, so I've been to temple a few times, and I've been to a bunch of other Christian demoninations. I basically think all religions are good. It's the extremists that try to kill gay people or molest young boys, or blow up buildings, and that's not really a part of any religion as far as I can tell.

I think there's power in repeated actions, like prayer. Even if it was just made up by someone a long time ago. There's something cool and powerful about sharing actions and words with tons of people you don't know, and tons of people through time.

What kind of

actions

do you use in your spiritual practice? (prayer, chanting, singing, dancing and service are all possible examples)

It's funny you asked this since I made the above answer before looking at this questions.

I pray. I do yoga and I used to go to a cool dance class that combined lots of different movement forms and meditation. I got out of the habit since walking my dog for hours each day made me too tired. But here's the link: http://www.nianow.com/

I guess it's not a classical spiritual practice, but doing Nia always felt healing for mind/body/soul.

What is your favorite kind of ritual to participate in?

I like rituals of all kinds. But something involving movement/dancing is the most fun.

[elvis_knits]

If you could physically disable one person, sit on his shoulders and flay his face with your nails until your blouse was wet with scarlet, and then rub salt into his wounds until there was only bone under your fingers, who would that person be? Why?

I'm trying to work up to this Adel, but I'm afraid you might have to do it for me. I'm not this hardcore yet.

When I'm angry with someone I mostly fantasize about having the perfect wording to tell them the exact ways in which they suck. Because when someone is a real dick to me I rarely have the right words at the right time. I need a script. Maybe that's why I'm a writer.

[elvis_knits]

If you could physically disable one person, sit on his shoulders and flay his face with your nails until your blouse was wet with scarlet, and then rub salt into his wounds until there was only bone under your fingers, who would that person be? Why?

Do you think that this is what I'm going to have to post bail for Adel for or will she come up with a more creative means of getting arrested?

I'm confident Adel knows how to break out of prison. She will leave a trail of hollowed-out bodies and exploded buildings.

[elvis_knits]

If you had to be arrested for one thing, what would you like to be arrested for?

Streaking.