Mafia 26: Suburbia - Game over!

[bloojay]

On the outskirts of Bloojayville, the tiny village of Suburbia has become infested with evil sorts of all. Kinds. Fools. You must stop the evil! Take matters into your own hands!

Living Residents

inHimshallibe-Townie, survivor.
PeaceBringer-ADD Kid, survivor.

Dead Residents

mikehart-Undercover Muslim Terrorist, flooded with bills Night 1
mole-Townie, blown to bits Night 1
Internet Stranger-Yuppie Family Goon, lynched Day 1
Phoebus-Plastic Surgeon, blown to bits Night 2
blackhawk-Townie, lynched Day 2
Crola-Doctor, pants sued off him and blown to bits Night 3
Save The Dragons-Townie, modkilled Day 3
spork76-Cop, beaten with a fat wallet Night 4
Phoebus II (replacing NanookTheWolf)-Yuppie Family Goon, blown to bits Night 4
halfpint-Mayor of Suburbia, lynched Day 4
mepmuff-Pervert, impaled with a Bush/Cheney '04 sign Night 5
Flying Dutchman-Ultra-Phobic Nosy Neighbor, blown to bits Night 5
sycko999-Townie, lynched Day 5
Crola II-Retired Cop, killed by falling interest rates Night 6
Recky-Townie, blown to smithereens Night 6
SpeedyKQ-Undercover Muslim Terrorist, lynched Day 6
lazarusmoth-Underover Muslim Terrorist, killed by a booming economy Night 7
mole II (replacing motox)-Yuppie Family Godfather, blown up Night 7.

[bloojay]

Rules

(stolen from discer who stole them from Werebear who stole them from Meme)

"Nights" will last around 3 RL days. The deadline will be posted. If you need an extension, just tell me, I might need one someday myself.

"Days" will last as long as they need to. If discussion lags, I will impose a deadline. If discussion picks up, the deadline will be rescinded. Aren't I the nice one??? (the correct answer is... NO)

Votes must be in bold. If you do not bold your vote, it will not be counted. If you are not counted, you do not exist.

Once a player has reached the necessary majority to lynch, the day is over. Unvoting them will not save their life.

No lynches are allowed, they require the same votes as a lynch. Any player who votes no lynch goes home and may not post for the rest of the day unless that player reaches half the majority vote for a lynch.

The game is not to be discussed outside of the thread unless your role specifically states that you may do so. You button your lip, or I button it for you.

Once your death scene has been posted, unless you're not dead, you’re dead. You will be told if you're not dead. Once your dead please DO NOT POST ANYTHING until the game is over.

Don’t edit/delete previously submitted posts. No matter what stupid thing you've done. Why can't you just THINK? I mean, come on!

Don’t quote any PMs or e-mails from me, lest I kill you.

If you have a night choice to make, it is due by the posted deadline. If you miss a deadline, your choice will be made randomly for you. This usually involves you being very unhappy.

If you're going to be gone any amount of time, let everyone know.

The mod is god. Any mistakes such as inaccurate vote counts are obviously YOUR mistake. Please point out your mistakes so I can correct them. And if I ask you to eat play-doh, you say "WHAT COLOR, MOD!". Sacrifices of small woodland animals accepted.

[bloojay]

All but one confirm, and i still need most of the choices...I'd really like to get this thing started before the weekend.
Thanks.

[bloojay]

The Suburbia Times

Terrorist Found Dead

mikehart, an Undercover Muslim Terrorist whose presence threatened the town, was found this morning dead under an immense pile of bills. Who killed him remains to be known.

Townsperson Found Dead Also

mole, an upstanding example of a Suburbian Townie, was sadly blown to bits last night, along with his house. The only thing investigators were able to discern was that a missle had done the damage.

Botched Surgery Brings Citizen Upon Road To Recovery

Due to a botched plastic surgery, local PeaceBringer has to spend the day recovering. I don't know why we put this in the paper, but I hope that you readers find a better reason.

mole-Townie, blown to bits.
mikehart-Undercover Muslim Terrorist, flooded with bills.

Begin Discussion!
PS: Crola will be unavialable until Monday or Tuesday.

[Recky]

Looks like as good a night as we could realistically have hoped for, since we didn't lose anyone with an active pro-town role, and one of the scum has been removed

Random vote Phoebus

[Save The Dragons]

Random Vote: Blackhawk

[mepmuff]

vote: Recky

First name to catch my eye for some obscure reason (nothing more nothing less).

Also: I don't know what to make of the Peacebringer new story. Anyone else who does?

[sycko999]

Vote: Pbug

for not confirming.

[sycko999]

Mabye PB is really ugly...Or he could be evil and trying to look not like a terrorist. Another reason might be that there is a crazy plastic surgen that does stuffff.

[TBuG]

Vote: sycko999

for pointing it out

Apparently PeaceBringer was targeted and can't post because of the target...

[spork76]

O.k. I'm cop i'm coming out cause I found out IS is scum.

vote IS

[TBuG]

Unvote: sycko999

Vote: spork76

Idiot. How do you know if you're paranoid or insane?

[spork76]

i don't but we'll find out by lynching my found scum!

[TBuG]

Could you POST anything scummier?

[blackhawk]

Okay so we know we have a Terroristic Muslim, possibly a group of them, we also know that someone in suburbia kills people with immense stacks of bills and other people are being killed with missiles, possibly from the terrorist Muslim, and we also can infer that there is a Plastic Surgeon that can interfer with someone involvement for at least 1 day, well thats all I got.

[spork76]

yes

[spork76]

yes

[TBuG]

Gawd... Can I vote twice? spork and spork.

[halfpint]

Hi all ....

I find it odd that spork claimed he was a cop on his very first post ... is it possible to have 2 cops in a game like this, right (I'm relatively new as you can see by my join date)? Anyway, the reason I bring this up is because it seems plausible to me that spork could claim cop and if it's possible to have 2 cops, someone else claiming cop wouldn't refute his claim. So it's possible that spork is claiming all of this as scum. Then, if IS turns out to be a townie, as scum, spork could claim to be an insane cop and be in the clear.

But .... I do find it suspicous that PBuG would just automatically turn around and vote on spork after he claimed cop.

Anway, that's all I have to contibute now. I would like to hear from IS.

[bloojay]

The First Vote Count!
Phoebus-1 (Recky)
blackhawk-1 (Save The Dragons)
Recky-1 (mepmuff)
PBuG-1 (sycko999)
spork76-1 (PBuG)
Internet Stranger-1 (spork76)

[Save The Dragons]

i don't but we'll find out by lynching my found scum!

I just heard the sound of a bunch of people hitting thier hands against thier head.

So it's possible that spork is claiming all of this as scum. Then, if IS turns out to be a townie, as scum, spork could claim to be an insane cop and be in the clear.

I think that's called Lepton's Gambit...I probably spelled the name wrong...I just don't see spork doing it.

Spork, we do NOT lynch someone's claim just so they can be found innocent and you look paranoid or insane. The burden is on YOU. Not the town.

And the n00b posting is getting a little old...

[halfpint]

I think that's called Lepton's Gambit

Thanks.

And the n00b posting is getting a little old...

Is this directed towards me? Or spork? Just wondering.

[Phoebus]

But isn't it a straight thing?
Lynch IS - save the day one roundabout voting rubbish.
If he's scum. YAY! If not, we have tomorrow's lynch.
Lepton's gambit on day one has a very good upside.

Tomorrow, when we lynch spork, and he turns out not a cop and seems to be doing this for spite (which I have a feeling this might be) we can all publicly decide not to play with him again. Public censure.

vote: IS

And whoever asked,
yes there can be multiple cops in such a game. Interestingly enough, they can also have multiple sanitites. I'll leave y'all to debate spork's possible sanities but I'm all for ending day one quickly. With IS out of commission for a couple days, someone has to do his job, no?

[Save The Dragons]

Sorry halfpint, that was directed to Spork.

Vote IS

[mepmuff]

I'd like to hear from IS, before placing my vote. And after that it probably goes there anyway...