Open 413 - Duck, Duck, Shoot! (Game over!)

[Om of the Nom]

I swear if you just fucking hammered....

Mcqueen dies today (if that wasn't a hammer) or tomorrow (if that was a hammer).

[mcqueen]

Anyone who knows me knows I like to dive into things without thinking. I would have shot someone no matter what last night. I'd have rather taken my chances instead of not doing anything.

Why don't you go and tell me why I would no kill instead of shooting?

Also I like how you accuse me of lining you up for the game winning mislynch. If your plan goes right, I would be the game winning mislynch. But I'm trying to get rid of you today, not tomorrow.

I am so fucking obviously town this game and anyone who isn't scum and knows my meta can verify that. I am playing to my town meta (lazy-ish town meta) this game and I'm not playing to my scum meta.

I get NK'ed all the time now (I never used to cause I used to suck lol). I got NK'ed after two days of playing a game after replacing in N2 because I was unlynchable.

Just because you suck in general, doesn't mean I can't keep pushing you for your horrible play.

1. I already did. I'm not repeating myself for you. If you want information, or analyzation, whatever you call it, speculation, that I have already given, read my posts, or get out.
   
2. No. I don't give a fuck about your meta. Your whole fucking defense -- not just in this game -- is
   always
   pertaining to your "excellent" meta. If you can't give a defense without resorting to your meta, I would honestly just like to policy lynch you, without even adding in my thoughts/theories about your alignment.
   
3. No. I'm not getting policy lynched because of my "bad play." My "bad play," is not necessarily always scummy play, like people always go back to. hiplop has said before, that you shouldn't just lynch mcqueen because of his play, because his is... unique. Unique it is, my "bad play," is when I broke down in New York 144 (only the signup thread is left, it was destroyed in the crash). This here, is
   not
   my bad play. For me, this is pretty much my normal play. It's not my, "Omg, fuck you, you're so fucking town," play, either, but it's not my "bad play," or my scummy play. My play is always scummy at first glance, you have to be able to
   actually
   read me, to
   actually
   say if it's
   actually
   scummy.

P-Edit - Hey, Om of the Nom, it wasn't a hammer (Shattered Viewpoint is at L-1), and I'm

not

dying today. You are. You are scum, who's only defense is, "My excellent meta; My meta shows I'm so fucking obviously town." Well, actually it doesn't, so look back over that when you're dead.

[Om of the Nom]

If you care about getting me lynched then you will repeat yourself for me.

If you want a defense that isn't meta oriented then how about this?
I am town because I have made an active effort to find the scum and I am trying desperately to get them lynched as hard as I can. I am not lining up lynches to score myself a win and I am not bullshitting up cases to make my reads "appear" to be scum.
Is that good enough for you?

Who said anything about policy lynches? You're play this game is hugely scummy and I am being pro-town and trying to get you lynched for it.

[mcqueen]

If you care about getting me lynched then you will repeat yourself for me.

If you want a defense that isn't meta oriented then how about this?
I am town because I have made an active effort to find the scum and I am trying desperately to get them lynched as hard as I can. I am not lining up lynches to score myself a win and I am not bullshitting up cases to make my reads "appear" to be scum.
Is that good enough for you?

Who said anything about policy lynches? You're play this game is hugely scummy and I am being pro-town and trying to get you lynched for it.

This whole post is wrong as hell.

[Om of the Nom]

Also, why do you constantly defend yourself with "my play is always scummy at first glance"?

[Lastsurvivor]

Alright, so, I've messed up a little bit.

You've all been sent a PM. Answer it honestly.

[Lastsurvivor]

Okay, since someone saw the flip, here's all the stuff

D3 VOTECOUNT #5

Shattered Viewpoint (L-1) - mcqueen, drmyshotgun, brundibar, phillammon
mcqueen (L-3) - Om of the Nom, shattered viewpoint
Om of the Nom -
AcRv -
drmyshotgun -
Phillammon -
andrew94 -
brundibar -

Not voting: AcRv, andrew94, Phillammon, Shattered Viewpoint

V/LA: AcRv no internet access 6/29 - 7/3

With 8 alive, it takes 5 to lynch.

Deadline is in (expired on 2012-07-12 13:00:00)

At first, people call for no one to die today. "The mafia will have a majority over us!" they cry. Then some shout "YOLO!" and point their shotguns at Shattered Viewpoint. Ever since this game of mafia started, people have been saying he is someone else. That obviously means he's mafia, right? Shattered Viewpoint doesn't even have time to run before his blood and guts are on the ground. Everyone goes to his house and searches for mafia ties, but finds nothing but his shotgun.


Shattered Viewpoint,

Town 1-Shot Paranoid Gun Owner

, lynched Day 3.

PGOs who want to arm themselves should PM me. If I do not get a PM, I will assume you do not want to arm yourself tonight.

Night ends in (expired on 2012-06-28 12:09:00)

My apologies for fucking up to everyone...especially to SV.

[Lastsurvivor]

All the townspeople come out at once. Some of them seem more eager than the others to see the carnage waiting for them at the village square. In horror, they see AcRv, body dismembered.

AcRv,

town 1-shot Paranoid Gun Owner

, died Night 3.

One of the townspeople casually says, “So, this was a bad idea, wasn’t it?” before three of the townspeople pull out pistols.

Mcqueen

,

Phillammon

, and

Brundibar

begin to laugh like hyenas.

“Oh God,” shouts andrew94 as he begins to run away. Phillammon shoots him in the back of the head, more times than necessary. Andrew94,

town 1-shot Paranoid Gun Owner

, killed endgame.

Drmyshotgun, appropriately, points his shotgun at mcqueen.

“Shoot me,” says mcqueen slyly, “I dare you.”

Drmyshotgun pulls the trigger, and nothing happens. The mafia lets him fumble with his shotgun before he realizes that there are no bullets in it. Then, they laugh like hyenas before they shoot him again. Drmyshotgun,

town 1-shot paranoid gun owner

, killed endgame.

Om of the Nom kneels on the ground and prayed to the Lord. He doesn’t even utter a word before brundibar blows his brains onto the ground. Om of the Nom, town

1-shot paranoid gun owner

, killed endgame.

The three reflect on their success and then stare into the empty town.

“Now what?”

[Lastsurvivor]

SCUM:
Phillammon
brundibar
mcqueen

PGOS:
Om of the Nom
Shattered Viewpoint
kondi2424
AcRv
drmyshotgun
andrew94
Quinter
Jal


N1 ACTIONS

Brundibar kills Kondi2424

ARMING THEMSELVES:
AcRv
Om of the Nom
Quinter


N2 ACTIONS

No scum kill

ARMING THEMSELVES:
No one


N3 ACTIONS

Phillammon kills AcRv

ARMING THEMSELVES:
No one


DEAD QT

SCUM QT

MOD NOTES

Again, I apologize for my screw up in the end there. Don’t nullify the scum’s victory because of it…they did awesomely.

Also, congratz Phillammon on breaking your losing streak!

[mcqueen]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

This was by far my best scum game, as I was pretty much the leading mafiosi. I didn't portray myself as obviously town in-thread, though, but before Lastsurvivor made his mistake, I felt pretty strong and confident in my debate with Om of the Nom. I didn't feel like I was on the weaker side, like usual, I felt like I had a little bit of power. So, this was, as I said, by far my best scum game.

Good game, everyone!

Btw, Phillammon, I told you I'd get you a win. So much for a double digit losing streak.

[mcqueen]

@Lastsurvivor - I read your Mod Notes... lololololol. Nice predictions... when we no killed, I thought at least one person would arm themselves, but apparently no one did. I knew we'd be in (a special) MyLo, and we could have a perfect win that way, instead of risking one of us dying (as you said, if one of us died, it wouldn't be hard to catch the other two of us), then having it take longer to win. All we had to worry about was getting a mislynch tomorrow, then killing someone we thought wasn't armed, and we'd win. I had it figured out.

[mcqueen]

Also, @kondi2424 - Teehee. I've gotten my revenge, now. Btw, I read the Dead QuickTopic, and at the end, you had both my partners nailed as scum (

brundibar

, drmyshotgun,

Phillammon

), but not me. You even said I was town. I McQ'd you good, boii.

[kondi2424]

You did great this game, mcqueen. You were my second highest townread to AcRv.

[brundibar]

Yes, mcqueen you were great! You even had me convinced at times that you were town.

[andrew94]

that shatter viewpoint....

[mcqueen]

You did great this game, mcqueen. You were my second highest townread to AcRv.

Thanks.

Honestly, I wanted to keep you in the game, as it was fun townbuddying to you and all, but I figured you wouldn't arm yourself, and that I could say that scum should go get fucked, as they killed my townbuddy. I actually did say something like that at the beginning of Day 2, although I had to Preview Edit a few times, just so I could make it sound real and genuine, not fake, so I couldn't get called out on it.

Good game.

[mcqueen]

Yes, mcqueen you were great! You even had me convinced at times that you were town.

[Phillammon]

Thank goodness. I knew Ac was bluffing! Finally, I am victorious!

Also, McQueen: Wow. Also, Om, wow, but if I didn't know better I would have thought you were scum there.

[andrew94]

^ dont you meant own?

[drmyshotgun]

Uh-huh.
Couldn't guess any of the Scums.
I'm shit.

Good job Scums.

[Jal]

McQueen was so scummy. What the hell sort of drugs were you people on in this game? If McQueen went down, I wouldn't have gotten Phill though.

Good game all around.

[drmyshotgun]

I should have listened to Om.
I'm sorry for this.

BUt you agree that SV deserved his rope?

[mcqueen]

Thank goodness. I knew Ac was bluffing! Finally, I am victorious!

Also, McQueen: Wow. Also, Om, wow, but if I didn't know better I would have thought you were scum there.

I like how you changed your signature to 0% non-scum winning ratio. [-_____________________________-].

[Jal]

I probably would have roped SV myself, along with AcRV.

[Lastsurvivor]

I'm surprised no one has made comments about the mod notes yet <_<

I eventually started treating this game like a horse race. My edit of #17 in the mod notes kind of shows that.