Balto the Meet: May 28 to June 5, 2013

Majiffy · Post Post #476 (isolation #0) » Wed Feb 13, 2013 8:56 am

I guess put Mollie and myself down as maybe.

Majiffy · Post Post #477 (isolation #1) » Wed Feb 13, 2013 9:13 am

In post 468, DrippingGoofball wrote:http://www.bedbugreports.com/city/md-baltimore

http://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2011/05/2 ... -u-s-city/

Good god.

Majiffy · Post Post #490 (isolation #2) » Wed Feb 13, 2013 7:43 pm

In post 479, Maestro wrote:
In post 478, MattP wrote:
In post 476, Majiffy wrote:I guess put Mollie and myself down as maybe.

Wait this has to happen

And when you say both of you together like that I actually think you two are together IRL or something, Majiff. It was funny but now I'm superduper curious.

Less half the continental US between us, yeah, we kind of have a thing going. I thought that was obvious by now?

Majiffy · Post Post #492 (isolation #3) » Wed Feb 13, 2013 8:37 pm

FWAN?

Also if Molla or Yabbaguy are there I'm going to be audiowhoring it up with them the entire time.

Majiffy · Post Post #494 (isolation #4) » Thu Feb 14, 2013 12:50 am

Why do you feel bad?

Majiffy · Post Post #515 (isolation #5) » Fri Feb 15, 2013 3:20 pm

In post 496, MattP wrote:Unless "audiowhoring" means you will be there but will be talking to them the entire time, in which case your lingo is funny

It means I will be talking to them about

audio

the whole time.

In post 497, Maestro wrote:I feel bad because I royally sucked that game and "audiowhoring it up" implies that he will indeed be talking about it with people who did not suck, and pointing and laughing at me in the corner. Or not and I'm exaggerating but yeah.

... Probably more to do with hardware/software/industry shit, honestly.

In post 505, MattP wrote:
In post 504, DeathNote wrote:Did anyone confirm going to this meet because of the Ravens?

oh shit just to clarify we live in baltimore ohio

Thank god you mentioned it, I was going to Maryland.

Fuck you, Matt.

Majiffy · Post Post #552 (isolation #6) » Tue Feb 19, 2013 7:33 pm

Maestro and UN are 100% in? Well color me aroused.

Majiffy · Post Post #556 (isolation #7) » Wed Feb 20, 2013 6:15 am

Lololol

Majiffy · Post Post #589 (isolation #8) » Tue Mar 05, 2013 10:49 am

In post 574, gorckat wrote:An Eastern Shore hillbilly that "accidentally" spotlighted a deer with his head lamps and ran it over with his truck.

I fucking love venison.

Majiffy · Post Post #599 (isolation #9) » Thu Mar 07, 2013 8:03 pm

Please don't mind if I ask all you college students for things you probably cannot procure for me, I'm just being an old man hoping for one last kick in his old age.

Majiffy · Post Post #619 (isolation #10) » Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:12 am

I may not be able to make it out. Something has come up.

Majiffy · Post Post #633 (isolation #11) » Tue Mar 12, 2013 4:55 am

In post 620, gorckat wrote:That's just an anticipation erection.

You'll be fine.

LOL

In post 629, kuribo wrote:I've always wanted to run Bad Idea Mafia IRL

That's called Drunk, Naked Mafia.

I'll play it with you if you really want.

Majiffy · Post Post #637 (isolation #12) » Tue Mar 12, 2013 9:29 am

In post 635, kuribo wrote:
In post 633, Majiffy wrote:I'll play it with you if you really want.

ok but can we skip the mafia part

A man after my own

penis

heart.

Majiffy · Post Post #639 (isolation #13) » Wed Mar 13, 2013 8:51 am

WHY DOES THE GREATEST BONAROO OF ALL TIME [/kanye] HAVE TO FALL BETWEEN THIS AND XRIJF

WHY

Majiffy · Post Post #641 (isolation #14) » Thu Mar 14, 2013 9:43 am

Fucking Tom Petty and Paul McCartney and Mumford and Sons. All at one fucking festival.

Majiffy · Post Post #648 (isolation #15) » Thu Mar 14, 2013 1:27 pm

Mother of god.

Majiffy · Post Post #649 (isolation #16) » Thu Mar 14, 2013 1:28 pm

In post 647, kuribo wrote:(unless they're a sociopath)

WELP, I GUESS IM GOOD TO GO.

Majiffy · Post Post #664 (isolation #17) » Thu Mar 14, 2013 3:55 pm

These sound like my kind of exploits.

Majiffy · Post Post #666 (isolation #18) » Thu Mar 14, 2013 4:14 pm

You know you can roll the windows down...

Majiffy · Post Post #668 (isolation #19) » Thu Mar 14, 2013 4:27 pm

inb4 fuck it, smash the windows.

Majiffy · Post Post #670 (isolation #20) » Thu Mar 14, 2013 7:33 pm

I'll sing Offspring with you as long as it's none of the new shit.

Majiffy · Post Post #679 (isolation #21) » Fri Mar 15, 2013 11:17 am

In post 673, TheTrollie wrote:In drunk mafia. Each player is called into another room. If they are town, they drink, if they are scum, they dont. Town's job is to find the sober people.

Oh god, I'm going to get lynched so much... damn my alcohol tolerance!

In post 678, kuribo wrote:just tell her, "honey, i'm getting shitfaced with some internet people"

Do this ^

Majiffy · Post Post #680 (isolation #22) » Fri Mar 15, 2013 11:22 am

The following is a transcription of actual events prior to the beginning of the Balto Meet

...

We were just outside of Baltimore, on the edge of Maryland, when the CO₂ began to take hold...

I remember Kuribo saying something like;

In post 678, kuribo wrote:I'm feeling light-headed. Maybe you should drive.

Then suddenly it seemed as if the sky was filled with huge bats, all swooping and screeching.

and I was yelling

In post 679, Majiffy wrote:Jesus, what are these goddamned animals?!

...

More to come.

Majiffy · Post Post #682 (isolation #23) » Fri Mar 15, 2013 11:42 am

Oh hell yes.

Majiffy · Post Post #686 (isolation #24) » Sat Mar 16, 2013 8:39 am

ohboyohboyohboyohboy.

Majiffy · Post Post #715 (isolation #25) » Sun Mar 17, 2013 2:58 pm

In post 709, xRECKONERx wrote:Also I'd love to go actually sit in on a congressional session of we have time.

yes plz

Majiffy · Post Post #722 (isolation #26) » Sun Mar 17, 2013 3:34 pm

Tree stump please.

Majiffy · Post Post #752 (isolation #27) » Tue Mar 19, 2013 7:43 am

In post 730, AngryPidgeon wrote:Clearly we need a smartphone app for this.

Meanwwhile, those of us with dumbphones...

In post 738, kuribo wrote:
In post 736, DrippingGoofball wrote:I'd only go to DC if there's a dark, dank cave I can play f2f mafia in.

what exactly do you think the Metro subway stations are? After dark, or even during the day, they literally look like the kind of place people would get murdered in. We can play F2F mafia in the subway station while hoping we don't witness anyone getting thrown to their deaths.

I thoroughly enjoyed the Washington metro when I was there. Certainly better than NYC, what a fucking stinkpot that place was.

Majiffy · Post Post #754 (isolation #28) » Tue Mar 19, 2013 9:40 am

In post 749, Kise wrote:Just be sure to get a room with the pull-out sofa.

But what if a sudden blizzard strikes? I suggest we all get naked and cuddle for warmth just in case.

Majiffy · Post Post #759 (isolation #29) » Tue Mar 19, 2013 12:43 pm

In post 755, MattP wrote:Majiffy what percent chance yer comin

I'd place it in the high 50s with a trend towards increasing as the days go by.

Probably won't know for sure until maybe the beginning of May, because a lot of it depends on my financial ability to travel and simultaneously pay my phone and student loan bills.

Majiffy · Post Post #763 (isolation #30) » Wed Mar 20, 2013 5:30 pm

Majiffy · Post Post #774 (isolation #31) » Fri Mar 22, 2013 12:51 pm

I want to be tree stump. Make a stump card that looks like me.

Majiffy · Post Post #807 (isolation #32) » Sun Mar 24, 2013 9:17 am

Nah I like Pat, let's go with that.

Majiffy · Post Post #815 (isolation #33) » Tue Mar 26, 2013 1:29 pm

Wait when are we getting together for rimjobs?

Majiffy · Post Post #817 (isolation #34) » Tue Mar 26, 2013 1:41 pm

Excellent.

Majiffy · Post Post #819 (isolation #35) » Tue Mar 26, 2013 8:26 pm

Majiffy · Post Post #822 (isolation #36) » Tue Mar 26, 2013 11:12 pm

In post 820, gorckat wrote:Put me down for a pack of LifeSavers, I guess.

Sorry, just Rolos around here.

Majiffy · Post Post #828 (isolation #37) » Wed Mar 27, 2013 6:33 am

In post 823, Jake from State Farm wrote:what about almond joy? cause sometimes I feel like a nut

I FUCKING LOVE ALMOND JOY.

Prefer Mounds though.

Majiffy · Post Post #831 (isolation #38) » Wed Mar 27, 2013 9:09 am

Looooooool

Majiffy · Post Post #841 (isolation #39) » Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:53 pm

In post 833, Maestro wrote:Majiffy, is that Johnny Depp as Hunter S. Thompson I see in your face?

No, it's Sweet Lou from Grind

In post 835, UberNinja wrote:and i further thought that you reverse engineered majiffy's "get in" gif and made it "get out"

They're also both on the TR forums.

Majiffy · Post Post #843 (isolation #40) » Wed Mar 27, 2013 9:25 pm

Down.

Let me just figure out where I packed all my DVDs before the move. I'll also bring The Rum Diary.

Majiffy · Post Post #848 (isolation #41) » Thu Mar 28, 2013 5:12 am

In post 846, UberNinja wrote:i heard that movie sucked

plus i am not a huge johnny depp fan outside of pirates

No

And

GTFO.

Depp as Thompson >>>>>> Depp as Sparrow.

Majiffy · Post Post #849 (isolation #42) » Thu Mar 28, 2013 5:13 am

The only reason people thought Rum Diary sucked was because they expected it to be just like Fear & Loathing, which doesn't make any sense when you realize it's set about 11 years beforehand, long before Thompson became a major drug user.

Majiffy · Post Post #851 (isolation #43) » Thu Mar 28, 2013 6:02 am

And let's not forget about Batman Forever...

Majiffy · Post Post #855 (isolation #44) » Thu Mar 28, 2013 7:49 am

I enjoyed Chocolate Factory. Except for the fact that Depp's Wonka was way too close to Michael Jackson.

Majiffy · Post Post #861 (isolation #45) » Thu Mar 28, 2013 5:57 pm

As if we can afford to be mugged, ha.

Last time I got mugged, I had already spent the last of my money at the bar. Poor bastard didn't know what hit him.

Majiffy · Post Post #870 (isolation #46) » Fri Mar 29, 2013 5:41 am

In post 867, UberNinja wrote:I really like when mostly comedy actors do drama/serious stuff. It shows their versatility in a way that they don't usually get to exhibit

Like Carey in 23 and Smith in Pursuit of Happiness?

Majiffy · Post Post #873 (isolation #47) » Fri Mar 29, 2013 7:26 am

Oh Truman Show is one of my favorite Carey movies.

Although it still makes me feel paranoid that everyone is watching me.

Majiffy · Post Post #874 (isolation #48) » Fri Mar 29, 2013 7:27 am

In post 872, UberNinja wrote:I'm actually kind of excited to see how Transformers 4 turns out though, now that Mark Wahlberg is replacing Shia Le Douche.

Oh, a Transformers movie I'll actually watch.

Thanks for the heads up.

Majiffy · Post Post #877 (isolation #49) » Fri Mar 29, 2013 8:49 am

Majiffy · Post Post #879 (isolation #50) » Fri Mar 29, 2013 8:56 am

Majiffy · Post Post #881 (isolation #51) » Fri Mar 29, 2013 9:27 am

Do I?

PM me.

Majiffy · Post Post #884 (isolation #52) » Fri Mar 29, 2013 1:27 pm

Welp, I came.

Majiffy · Post Post #898 (isolation #53) » Wed Apr 03, 2013 6:28 pm

>Was Admin for a day
>Didn't start Tigerpocalypse '13.

Majiffy · Post Post #902 (isolation #54) » Thu Apr 04, 2013 6:18 am

In post 899, chamber wrote:(he never actually had admin powers)

WHAT KIND OF TROLL DO YOU CALL YOURSELF.

Majiffy · Post Post #910 (isolation #55) » Thu Apr 04, 2013 10:10 am

It's ok I'll man up and give Kuribo two rimjobs.

Majiffy · Post Post #930 (isolation #56) » Fri Apr 05, 2013 7:47 am

In post 927, Jake from State Farm wrote:have you seen my dongle

You left it plugged into my hub.

Majiffy · Post Post #935 (isolation #57) » Fri Apr 05, 2013 9:30 am

In post 932, UberNinja wrote:Omg ur 5 1/4" is so big

Said no one ever.

Majiffy · Post Post #937 (isolation #58) » Fri Apr 05, 2013 10:25 am

Poor tanstalas.

Majiffy · Post Post #939 (isolation #59) » Fri Apr 05, 2013 11:00 am

Majiffy · Post Post #954 (isolation #60) » Sat Apr 06, 2013 8:50 am

Kuribo I love your new avatar.

Majiffy · Post Post #955 (isolation #61) » Sat Apr 06, 2013 8:56 am

In post 942, Maestro wrote:does pirate mollie know about this?

Majiffy · Post Post #972 (isolation #62) » Sun Apr 07, 2013 8:48 am

In post 969, UberNinja wrote:
Majiffy has a very large
DAMMIT MATT

Nose.

Also this thread went from win/10 to holyfuckingawesome/10 with that Kuribo picture.

Majiffy · Post Post #975 (isolation #63) » Sun Apr 07, 2013 9:23 am

In post 973, DrippingGoofball wrote:
In post 968, MattP wrote:Nothing sexual please!!!!

Umph, that totally dried up the well of my inspiration, thanks a lot, mate.

Heh.

Majiffy · Post Post #985 (isolation #64) » Mon Apr 08, 2013 6:20 pm

Needs a KuriboCult avatar tbh.

Majiffy · Post Post #991 (isolation #65) » Wed Apr 10, 2013 4:12 pm

Still in the wrong thread there Jake.

Majiffy · Post Post #995 (isolation #66) » Thu Apr 11, 2013 5:31 am

Rofllll

Majiffy · Post Post #1000 (isolation #67) » Thu Apr 11, 2013 2:00 pm

Wish I could go to this meat:

Majiffy · Post Post #1002 (isolation #68) » Thu Apr 11, 2013 2:08 pm

Majiffy · Post Post #1005 (isolation #69) » Thu Apr 11, 2013 2:28 pm

DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Majiffy · Post Post #1015 (isolation #70) » Thu Apr 11, 2013 2:59 pm

WE WILL ALL BE YOUR STEPFATHER(S)

Majiffy · Post Post #1023 (isolation #71) » Thu Apr 11, 2013 3:46 pm

UT ruined the c-c-c-combo breaker of UN Cultist Avatars for a whole page uninterrupted.

For shame, UT, for shame.

Majiffy · Post Post #1037 (isolation #72) » Fri Apr 12, 2013 9:21 am

Majiffy · Post Post #1038 (isolation #73) » Fri Apr 12, 2013 9:21 am

Actually they look like Furry Juggalos, the worst kind of Juggalos.

Majiffy · Post Post #1047 (isolation #74) » Sat Apr 13, 2013 4:08 am

Yeah you've only got two things to be afraid of in regards to airplanes; kids kicking the back of your seat, and getting molested by airport security.

Majiffy · Post Post #1049 (isolation #75) » Sat Apr 13, 2013 4:24 am

You try to avoid getting molested?

What are you, some kind of sexual deviant?

Majiffy · Post Post #1052 (isolation #76) » Sat Apr 13, 2013 5:37 am

In post 1050, kuribo wrote:
i think you're coming to the wrong meet if thats' your goal

judging from the posts that were deleted

!

Majiffy · Post Post #1057 (isolation #77) » Sat Apr 13, 2013 8:20 pm

Giggity.

Majiffy · Post Post #1062 (isolation #78) » Sun Apr 14, 2013 4:12 am

Pretty much.

Majiffy · Post Post #1066 (isolation #79) » Sun Apr 14, 2013 6:42 am

In post 1065, ChannelDelibird wrote:There is plenty enough of me to go around (although I keep meaning to work on that).

Haven't we all?

Majiffy · Post Post #1070 (isolation #80) » Sun Apr 14, 2013 7:20 am

memememe

Majiffy · Post Post #1073 (isolation #81) » Sun Apr 14, 2013 9:01 am

In post 1072, UberNinja wrote:can Mollie and I share a bed or something?

serious question

* Fixed for me

Majiffy · Post Post #1100 (isolation #82) » Tue Apr 16, 2013 2:13 pm

Well next time don't play I'll-hold-it-if-you-hold-it.

Majiffy · Post Post #1114 (isolation #83) » Tue Apr 16, 2013 2:50 pm

In post 1105, Iecerint wrote:It doesn't really make any more sense with context from the previous page....

"We both peed"
"don't play I'll hold it if you hold it"

How does that not make sense to you?

Majiffy · Post Post #1117 (isolation #84) » Tue Apr 16, 2013 3:04 pm

You guys never add me on skype :colbert:

Majiffy · Post Post #1126 (isolation #85) » Tue Apr 16, 2013 3:12 pm

mjfiscariot

Majiffy · Post Post #1128 (isolation #86) » Tue Apr 16, 2013 3:17 pm

Probably a bit like your picture.

Majiffy · Post Post #1133 (isolation #87) » Tue Apr 16, 2013 3:21 pm

In post 1131, kuribo wrote:
In post 1126, Majiffy wrote:mjfiscariot
SENT YOU A FIEND REQUEST

Y U NO WANT TO BE MY F

R

IEND.

Majiffy · Post Post #1135 (isolation #88) » Tue Apr 16, 2013 3:26 pm

Majiffy · Post Post #1137 (isolation #89) » Tue Apr 16, 2013 3:36 pm

DO YOU EVEN LIFT?

Majiffy · Post Post #1140 (isolation #90) » Tue Apr 16, 2013 3:45 pm

Yeah I'm looking to lift some food into my mouth sometime in the near future...

Majiffy · Post Post #1142 (isolation #91) » Tue Apr 16, 2013 3:48 pm

I was on one of those fitness sites for a day or so... but you had to put in like actual "workout" exercises.

Majiffy · Post Post #1146 (isolation #92) » Tue Apr 16, 2013 4:07 pm

D: that picture.

Majiffy · Post Post #1154 (isolation #93) » Tue Apr 16, 2013 5:45 pm

Welp, I'm hard.

Majiffy · Post Post #1157 (isolation #94) » Tue Apr 16, 2013 6:26 pm

In post 1155, MattP wrote:if any1 in the area ever wants to go on a forest adventure pls let me know

i live for forests

I feel like "forests" is key for something...

Majiffy · Post Post #1159 (isolation #95) » Tue Apr 16, 2013 6:51 pm

Mebbe you should add them first.

Majiffy · Post Post #1162 (isolation #96) » Tue Apr 16, 2013 7:29 pm

... You said you lived in Japan! You liar!

Majiffy · Post Post #1164 (isolation #97) » Tue Apr 16, 2013 7:42 pm

Well.

Majiffy · Post Post #1171 (isolation #98) » Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:44 pm

In post 1170, Elmo TeH AzN wrote:Just you.

Majiffy · Post Post #1175 (isolation #99) » Tue Apr 16, 2013 9:03 pm

In post 1173, Maestro wrote:I'm on a Mac

I don't get it. Is this supposed to be ironic?

Majiffy · Tue Apr 16, 2013 9:08 pm

And I like being able to fix any problems that may arise because I know how to properly operate a computer.

Majiffy · Tue Apr 16, 2013 9:34 pm

DO YOU EVEN DEFRAG BRO

Majiffy · Wed Apr 17, 2013 5:48 am

In post 1181, xRECKONERx wrote:shut up tans

Majiffy · Wed Apr 17, 2013 9:51 am

In post 1186, AngryPidgeon wrote:I used to hate on macs but now my work laptop is a macbook.

I used to be ambivalent to macs, then I had to use them at the first studio I worked at. Every day, another fucking AFDASFSADADSOAO FUCK YOU MAC moment.

Majiffy · Wed Apr 17, 2013 6:56 pm

In post 1188, xRECKONERx wrote:Macs are really easy to use, they're just retardedly overpriced for what they do.

Also they're ineffective at what they should be able to do but can't because LOL ISN'T IT SO SIMPLE?

I prefer my shit complex; then I know I can fix any chain in the system instead of WELL FUCK IT GUESS I NEED TO GO SPEND ANOTHER 2 GRAND ON A NEW COMPUTER LOL

Majiffy · Wed Apr 17, 2013 6:56 pm

In post 1188, xRECKONERx wrote:Macs are really easy to use, they're just retardedly overpriced for what they do.

Also they're ineffective at what they should be able to do but can't because LOL ISN'T IT SO SIMPLE?

I prefer my shit complex; then I know I can fix any chain in the system instead of WELL FUCK IT GUESS I NEED TO GO SPEND ANOTHER 2 GRAND ON A NEW COMPUTER LOL

Majiffy · Wed Apr 17, 2013 6:56 pm

Dat double post

Majiffy · Wed Apr 17, 2013 7:01 pm

ERMAHGERD HAPPEH SCUMDAY MAESTRO

Majiffy · Wed Apr 17, 2013 7:02 pm

In post 1193, Maestro wrote:I wanna make some kind of thread where I can rant about how much I love the site and how much it's changed me and stuff

and then I wanna go on an adventure

Mushrooms can make it happen!

Majiffy · Thu Apr 18, 2013 1:58 pm

Loool

Majiffy · Sat Apr 20, 2013 7:20 am

Mollie and I won't be making this. We're going to Rochester for the Jazz festival instead. So if anyone is in the upstate NY region...

Majiffy · Sat Apr 20, 2013 5:04 pm

In post 1245, Maestro wrote:biiiiiiiiiitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch

Sorry brah. Maybe we can do a Skype call!

Majiffy · Sun Apr 21, 2013 4:48 am

In post 1249, Jake from State Farm wrote:
In post 1244, Majiffy wrote:Mollie and I won't be making this. We're going to Rochester for the Jazz festival instead. So if anyone is in the upstate NY region...
You an mollie a couple?

Majiffy · Mon Apr 22, 2013 10:32 am

Ah! You bastard!

Majiffy · Mon Apr 22, 2013 10:41 am

Not as sorry as you will be

Majiffy · Mon Apr 22, 2013 10:44 am

That line sounds like it's straight out of a cheesy 80s sadomasochistic porno.

Majiffy · Mon Apr 22, 2013 10:53 am

Majiffy · Mon Apr 22, 2013 11:14 am

Looks like a bowl of mashed potatoes to me.

Majiffy · Wed Apr 24, 2013 7:49 am

Loool

Majiffy · Wed Apr 24, 2013 9:27 am

Finish... the fucking story

What about the Cock?!

Majiffy · Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:16 pm

In post 1328, Iecerint wrote:my boss-lady

Pretty sure we've just been calling them "boss" since at least the 1960s.

Majiffy · Wed Apr 24, 2013 3:22 pm

They call those "workplace romances".

Majiffy · Wed Apr 24, 2013 3:22 pm

Or, in the 1950s, "secretaries".

Majiffy · Mon Apr 29, 2013 4:51 pm

First Google+ review;

I'm black and I was scared of this place. Seedy as f. ... Especially after I saw that drug deal go down just outside my room.

Don't lose hope, DGB.

Majiffy · Mon Apr 29, 2013 5:31 pm

Well, maybe next time, that punk-ass snitch will keep his fucking mouth shut.

Majiffy · Wed May 01, 2013 8:18 am

ITT the whitest guys you know

Majiffy · Thu May 02, 2013 7:13 am

In post 1368, Jake from State Farm wrote:Casnio

I had a Casnio keyboard once.

Majiffy · Thu May 02, 2013 7:51 am

I like the stuck-on letters for the keys, that's a classy touch.

Majiffy · Thu May 02, 2013 10:50 am

Yeah you're all lucky I'm not coming. 22 gallons of lube, and Maestro and UN slipping and sliding all over each other just to hang out with me. Could be a real sticky situation.

Majiffy · Thu May 02, 2013 10:51 am

All innuendos carefully dropped for your enhanced reading pleasure.

Majiffy · Sat May 04, 2013 2:18 pm

No blood *In* the room. Outside, on the other hand...

Majiffy · Sat May 04, 2013 6:26 pm

O h g o d

Majiffy · Sun May 05, 2013 3:20 pm

I believe those were our plans.

Majiffy · Mon May 06, 2013 11:07 am

Can't even go to the Jazz Festival, I'm locked up with blackjack dealer training for the next 8 weeks.

T.T

Majiffy · Mon May 06, 2013 1:56 pm

In post 1422, Maestro wrote:...and this is just for confirmation: you'd be singing Tenor I in the MafiaScum Barbershop Quartet's Star Wars a Capella?

Don't make me sad

Majiffy · Tue May 07, 2013 5:38 pm

In post 1440, kuribo wrote:
In post 1439, MattP wrote:Kuribo can you list your top 10 favorite gay bars and blubs in bmore for me?
* Haven't been to Baltimore since August 25, 2011 for the Redskins / Ravens pre-season game

What a response.

Majiffy · Thu May 09, 2013 3:49 pm

Majiffy · Thu May 09, 2013 7:12 pm

While you have them on the line, ask them if putting your penis in it

also

voids the warranty.

Plz respond back soon it's making a whirring noise and I'm feeling a bit of a pinch.

Majiffy · Fri May 10, 2013 10:10 am

In post 1490, Maestro wrote:P.S. Nintendo customer service is 100x better then Comcast's at 2 AM on a Friday, I approve

Try calling Propellerheads to activate your key for Reason 6. Then crack open a 6 pack of beer, smoke a bowl, and watch a Superbowl before they answer the phone.

And ugh I really just want to ride around with Kuribo and Amrun.

Maybe I'll try to hitchhike into their car.

Majiffy · Sun May 12, 2013 3:06 pm

Whenever I'm Hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor.

Balto the Meet: May 28 to June 5, 2013

I have to write a gushy post as soon as I have time