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Post Post #225 (ISO) » Tue Oct 16, 2012 10:56 pm

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It's fakeclaiming for no good reason, which is very common VI behaviour.
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Post Post #226 (ISO) » Wed Oct 17, 2012 12:52 am

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No claim: People want to see your cow but you won't show it to them. So they lynch you and peek at your cow. They all knew it was a cow but for some weird reason they're pissed that you didn't tell them it was a pig.
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Post Post #227 (ISO) » Wed Oct 17, 2012 1:57 am

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Village idiot: You have 6 cows. No, wait, it's 2 cows. 15? Will 15 cows keep me from getting lynched?

I bet all you people attacking me don't have any cows. It's a cowless conspiracy!
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Post Post #228 (ISO) » Wed Oct 17, 2012 7:46 am

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In post 182, Ythan wrote:Do you want milk or chocolate milk?

More like, do you want rotten milk or rotten chocolate milk?
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Post Post #229 (ISO) » Wed Oct 17, 2012 10:19 am

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UberNinja that was forty six posts ago.
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Post Post #230 (ISO) » Wed Oct 17, 2012 11:23 am

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^I think that was the point..
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Post Post #231 (ISO) » Thu Oct 18, 2012 7:55 am

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Oh, Ythan.
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Post Post #232 (ISO) » Thu Oct 18, 2012 8:03 am

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This thread: hey, where the fuck did all the cows go?
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Post Post #233 (ISO) » Fri Oct 19, 2012 6:18 pm

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Cards Against Humanity: You have two stillborn cows, one with Chas Bono's head in its second stomach, the other of which will be featured in the Lifetime special, "What's Eating Aborted Veal Good For, Anyway?"
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Post Post #234 (ISO) » Fri Oct 19, 2012 6:22 pm

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Ban/Restriction Thread: Your two cows are banned for being alts of other banned users.
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Post Post #235 (ISO) » Fri Oct 19, 2012 7:27 pm

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In post 233, Mr. Flay wrote:Bono

U2: You have 4 cows. Two are self-righteous pricks that are awful at what they do. The other two are... Well who gives a fuck, anyway? You're making millions of cows at the end of the day.
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Post Post #236 (ISO) » Sat Oct 20, 2012 3:36 am

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Post Post #237 (ISO) » Sat Oct 20, 2012 4:50 am

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Wow that's even scarier than U2's Bono...
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Post Post #238 (ISO) » Sun Oct 21, 2012 12:19 pm

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It wasn't very funny, Flay.
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Post Post #239 (ISO) » Sat Nov 17, 2012 2:52 pm

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Follow-The-Cop

You have two cows busy following a dog that is trying to find a evil dog.
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Post Post #240 (ISO) » Sat Nov 17, 2012 3:17 pm

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In post 239, Lurker wrote:Follow-The-Cop

You have two cows busy following a dog that is trying to find an evil dog.

Fixed. Also, can we get a ban on Lurker for thinking he's funny?
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Post Post #241 (ISO) » Thu Feb 20, 2014 4:58 am

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This thread Has two dead cows.

I NECRO'D THEM
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Post Post #242 (ISO) » Thu Feb 20, 2014 1:12 pm

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Guyett: you have a gun. You shoot the first cow you see.
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Post Post #243 (ISO) » Thu Feb 20, 2014 4:08 pm

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Llamafluff: you have a gun and will never ever ever shoot it ever
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Post Post #244 (ISO) » Thu Feb 20, 2014 4:09 pm

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You have one live cow and one dead horse. You beat one.
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Post Post #245 (ISO) » Fri Feb 21, 2014 8:42 am

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I have just one cow.
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Post Post #246 (ISO) » Sat Feb 22, 2014 6:10 am

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The Mist: everyone believes you have two cows, when really you've never even seen a cow
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Post Post #247 (ISO) » Sat Feb 22, 2014 10:31 am

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In post 242, Lucky2u wrote:Guyett: you have a gun. You shoot the first cow you see.
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Post Post #248 (ISO) » Sun Feb 23, 2014 7:20 pm

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My cows were eaten.

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Post Post #249 (ISO) » Sun Feb 23, 2014 10:56 pm

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You have a dog.

Suddenly you can't find your dog, but you have a cow.

The cow dies. You are hungry.

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