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Mini 1471: Rural Mafia (Game Over)

Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 9:37 pm
by goodmorning
Welcome to Mini #1471: Rural Mafia


Way out in the middle of nowhere is a teeny tiny town with a teeny tiny population. The only help the Townspeople have out there is themselves, their pitchforks, and some strong hangin' ropes. Now, they haven't used them hangin' ropes for over sixty years, but they're about to need them again - the Mafia has infiltrated the Town! Several of the Townspeople are traitors(!) working to kill the rest so that the teeny tiny town can be used as a trade stop in the drug trade. Does the stress drive anyone crazy? Is yoga devil worship? Will the Mafia control the town? Where the hell is this place, anyway?

Find out in: Rural Mafia!


Playerlist:

1.
Gen_Wolf
Human Destroyer
2. roflcopter
3.
Mr E Roll
DrippingGoofball
4. Desperado
5. Empking
6.
ConfidAnon
Zaicon
7. SalmonellaDreams
8.
psychoanalysis
The Chamber of Kittens
9. RedCoyote
10.
talah
kuribo
11.
likeabauss
notscience
12.
Target1
GuyInFreezer
13. Robbnva

Spoiler: Alive
Empking,
Serial Killer
, has won[/spoiler]

Spoiler: Deceased
ConfidAnon
Zaicon,
Mafia Goon
, lynched Day 1
Gen_Wolf
Human Destroyer,
Vanilla Town
, killed Night 1
Robbnva,
Vanilla Town
, killed Night 1
Target1
GuyInFreezer,
Vanilla Town
, lynched Day 2
Mr E Roll
DrippingGoofball,
Town Neighbourizer
, killed Night 2
Desperado,
Vanilla Town
, lynched Day 3
roflcopter,
Mafia Goon
, killed Night 3
psychoanalysis
The Chamber of Kittens,
Vanilla Town
, killed Night 3
SalmonellaDreams,
Vanilla Town
, lynched Day 4
talah
kuribo,
Vanilla Town
, killed Night 5
RedCoyote,
Town Doctor
, lynched Day 6
likeabauss
notscience,
Vanilla Town
, endgamed[/spoiler]

Rules (stolen from literally everyone who has ever modded a game on this site at some point):
1. All sitewide rules/guidelines apply.
2. I'm using this colour, try not to use it or I'll assume you're impersonating me.
3. Communication about this game is not allowed outside of this thread, excepting in Mod-supplied locations.
4. Don't quote things about this game that come from outside of the thread. You may paraphrase. Use good judgement.
5. Breadcrumbing and other forms of in-thread communication are fine. Don't do anything weird and encrypted though.
6. Prods will be issued after 72 hours, or 48 on request (requested prods for a time period less than 72 hours will not be counted as "official" prods). If you don't post for 24 hours after a prod, you will be replaced.
7. Players with three "official" prods will be replaced.
8. Players on V/LA will not be prodded until 48 hours after their V/LA ends.
9. Days 1 and 2 will be three weeks long. Subsequent days will last two weeks. Nights 1 and 2 will be three days in duration. Subsequent nights will last two days. The scum may elect to shorten the night by 24 hours, provided all night actions have been submitted. Daystart PMs will be provided.
10. Votes must be bolded/votetagged.
11. Lynches require simple majority (50% + 1). No lynch will occur if this is not reached by deadline. You may also vote no-lynch. No-lynch will also require simple majority.
12. Once a lynch has been reached, all living players and the lynched player may continue talking until the flip is posted.
13. If actions are not submitted by deadline they are forfeit.
14. Flavour is not relevant. At all. It's the same tinytown stuff that has been run in the Normal sections
forever
.
15. Rules will be modified if necessary. Players will be notified if this occurs.


Spoiler: Sample Vanilla PM
You are a
Vanilla Townie
.
You just want life to go back to normal. After all, you wouldn't be living it if you didn't like it, right?

Each Day you may
pitchfork
vote for who you think is Mafia.
Each Night you may sleep.
You win when no threats to the (teeny tiny) Town remain.

Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 9:39 pm
by goodmorning
Roles have been randomized and PMs are being sent. Day 1 will begin when 10/13 have confirmed.

Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 5:37 am
by goodmorning
10/13 have confirmed. The remainder have 48 hours from the time of this post to do so or be replaced.

Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 5:41 am
by goodmorning
Votecount 1.0


Not Voting [13] - Gen_Wolf, roflcopter, Mr E Roll, Desperado, Empking, ConfidAnon, SalmonellaDreams, psychoanalysis, RedCoyote, talah, likeabauss, Target1, Robbnva

With 13 alive, it takes
7
to lynch. The day will end in (expired on 2013-07-29 12:39:36)

Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 5:46 am
by Empking
Good morning everyone.

Vote: Rofl

Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 5:46 am
by roflcopter
cue the rural juror jokes [/30rock]

vote: redcoyote


hi!

Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 6:09 am
by likeabauss
vote Empking


Because your avatar. It's Nemo on crack, and everybody knows you shouldn't do drugs.

Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 7:36 am
by RedCoyote
VOTE: likeabauss

If we're voting based on avatars, then this is mine. That's just freaky looking.

Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 7:36 am
by RedCoyote
But hey rofl and everyone else! This looks like a solid player list. :cool:

Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 10:22 am
by talah
Dammit you guys have yourselves in a voting loop and I wanted to vote empking.. Or whoever voted empking.. Or whoever voted whoever voted......

VOTE: SalmonellaDreams

'Cause your name's too long and it's gonna be weird calling you Salmon all game :P

Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 10:48 am
by Mr E Roll
How do you get salmonella? By eating raw chicken.

Everybody knows that raw chicken is slimy.

Everybody knows that slimy is a synonym of scummy

Therefore everybody should know that Salmonella Dreams is scummy.

VOTE: SalmonellaDreams

Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 12:45 pm
by Target1
Vote: psychoanalysis

Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 7:07 pm
by Gen_Wolf
vote target 1


no reason for your vote?

Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 10:51 pm
by talah
VOTE: Gen_Wolf

No good. Empking and roflcopter also had no reason for their votes. What was the intent of your vote?

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 12:35 am
by Gen_Wolf
they both gave reasons just not very good or real ones. Target just voted? why such a silly question when you know what I mean?

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 12:58 am
by talah
Nah sorreh I don't know what you mean. I'd like to know why you see the difference as important. Did you miss the other no-reasons, did it stand out to you, were you trying to apply pressure, you were reacting?

Also please don't phrase a statement as a question - eg "Target just voted?"

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 1:02 am
by Robbnva
you have been around since 2011, so you aren't a n00b, why are you acting like one Gen?

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 1:12 am
by talah
What was noobish about what Gen just said?

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 1:21 am
by talah
2 x questions to Gen
1 x questions to Robb

imma not keep a tally guise but answer if you're online please

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 1:28 am
by Gen_Wolf
Sorry Robb I won't say anything. I will let you do all the scumhunting. Shot bru.

Sorry Talah, on a tablet so grammer wasn't the best. I realise it's rvs but surely you offer a reason a long with your vote. Roflcopter voted RC and said hi, so his reason was silly but he offered recognition to RC so there was meaning behindhis silly vote. I don't like the fact target just voted even if it is rvs. It's like he voted because he had to so he could fit in.

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 1:31 am
by Robbnva
In post 17, talah wrote:What was noobish about what Gen just said?
Because there is nothing suspicious about voting with no reason, especially during rvs.

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 1:42 am
by Gen_Wolf
Cool, that is your opinion and I will have mine

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 2:10 am
by Robbnva
Ok

vote: gen wolf

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 2:32 am
by Robbnva
I suspect when I look through your games later ill find at least 1 example of you as town voting without reason. I also expect ill find you not questioning people who voted without reason.

If I'm wrong ill unvote.

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 3:16 am
by Gen_Wolf
You prob are right. But you need to go back to 2011 to find my last complete game, just to help you.