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Well someone better channel the spirit of chesstopia for me then Go ham on making a nice life for your citizens while being militarized, then go ham on military spending with the increased revenue and people a superpower and be callous and cruel.Papa Zito - "Your signature has been blanked...we remove signatures at a users request if said signature references them, or if it quotes from a thread in the Speakeasy, which is not allowed without permission of the poster"-
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Nation Name: Chesstopia 3.0
Region: Oekkezia (automatically filled in because you're replacing)
Secondary Resource: Oil (one of Oil, Iron, Natural Gas, or Rare Earths - you get Minerals by default because of your region)
Government: Right-Wing Monarchy
Optionally: Anything else you'd like to say about your nation. Can range from nothing to a two-thousand-word essay, although there's absolutely no need to if you're having trouble thinking of something.
Life in Chesstopia is life under a ruler who cares. A ruler who knows you and what's best for you so well that he doesn't need to even ask you, or anyone else before he makes policy decisions. All Hail King CHESSKID.
Do I have 10billion or 20 (i.e. did I miss a week). I'll put laws up when I spend my first money
OOC: I'm not going to be as insane as last game so you don't need to worry that I'm gonna kill you all. Promise <3Papa Zito - "Your signature has been blanked...we remove signatures at a users request if said signature references them, or if it quotes from a thread in the Speakeasy, which is not allowed without permission of the poster"-
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Chesskid belches loudly through an email and asks what the beliefs of this church are.In post 438, Lord Mhork wrote:construction and staffing of a Mhorkish Cathedral should he desire it.Papa Zito - "Your signature has been blanked...we remove signatures at a users request if said signature references them, or if it quotes from a thread in the Speakeasy, which is not allowed without permission of the poster"-
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Spending my money tomorrow
Chesstopia 2.0 would like to offer alliances and mutual defense treaties to everyone in whatever region my country is inPapa Zito - "Your signature has been blanked...we remove signatures at a users request if said signature references them, or if it quotes from a thread in the Speakeasy, which is not allowed without permission of the poster"-
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Hire a professional reader to read things aloud to Lord Chesskid
Pay him nothing, but make the position a very honorable one that many people will want to be
Hold strict auditions, and attempt to convince the prettier candidates to perform sexual favors on Lord Chesskid in exchange for the positionPapa Zito - "Your signature has been blanked...we remove signatures at a users request if said signature references them, or if it quotes from a thread in the Speakeasy, which is not allowed without permission of the poster"-
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5billion on improving mineral mining technology infrastructure/equipment
5 billion on improving oil mining technology and infrastructure/equipment
Outlaw condoms
100 million advertising campaign to hang up half sexy posters and half posters about how having kids is important to continuing the Chesstopian 3.0 way of life
800 million on forming military orphanages around the country for unwanted children, or children who cannot be cared for adequately by their parents. The children will be well treated, go to school, etc, and upon their 18 birthdays they will join whichever service branch they would like, and are even allowed to take a test to attempt to qualify for an officer position.
100 million on an advertising campaign that the lives of the children in these orphanages are pretty good, and that it's ok to send your kid there if you have to. Use some sappy line that will get all the women weeping but also donating their kids
1 billion on upkeep
5 billion on ambulances, firehouses, roadway improvements, garbage disposal, public transportation, public parks, etc to make life great for Chesstopians young and old alike
1 billion on an elite force of royal guards, tasked with protecting members of the royal family. Every member of this squad is so loyal they would consider it the greatest shame if a CHESSKID were to die under their protection, and the greatest honor to sacrifice their life to save one.
Spend 200 million - declare September 19th a national holiday, CHESSKID day, and pay for celebrations in all the major cities
1 billion on military spending, a defense army of 10,000 troops
300 million on a fund for miners killed in accident's widows to be supported. Make it known that Lord Chesskid cares for all his citizens
Legalize Polygamy
500 million on constructing an elaborate and beautiful harem for Lord Chesskid, and stock it with 47 nubile young wives
Make it known that there is yet no first wife, and any wife wishing to be the first wife should try very hard to amaze Lord Chesskid....in bedPapa Zito - "Your signature has been blanked...we remove signatures at a users request if said signature references them, or if it quotes from a thread in the Speakeasy, which is not allowed without permission of the poster"-
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Lord Chesskid and his advisors are currently debating whether Mhorkist priests and churches will be allowed in Chesstopia 3.0Papa Zito - "Your signature has been blanked...we remove signatures at a users request if said signature references them, or if it quotes from a thread in the Speakeasy, which is not allowed without permission of the poster"-
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Lord Chesskid happily accepts
Raise taxes by ~2billion Explain to the people that this money is always going to be spent on the people of Chesstopia, to make their lives a better place. Lord Chesskid gives a televised speech and talks about the future of Chesstopia, and details the new public works projects that he personally ordered, and smiles warmly at Chesstopia. Behind him in the distance are all his wives, wearing just bikinisPapa Zito - "Your signature has been blanked...we remove signatures at a users request if said signature references them, or if it quotes from a thread in the Speakeasy, which is not allowed without permission of the poster"-
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In post 471, Klazam wrote:Topos has heard of the great priority Chesstopia 3.0 places upon its people. The Council of the People has decreed that the hand of friendship be extended towards this great country.
High Chancellor Klazam
Accepted and acceptedIn post 472, D3f3nd3r wrote:Arrakis seeks alliance with Ch3sstopia.Papa Zito - "Your signature has been blanked...we remove signatures at a users request if said signature references them, or if it quotes from a thread in the Speakeasy, which is not allowed without permission of the poster"-
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SureIn post 479, SalmonellaDreams wrote:We at the council would like to start an alliance with Chesstopia.
Chesstopia will ally with any nation that isn't a threat to their safety or the safety of planet mafiascum 2Papa Zito - "Your signature has been blanked...we remove signatures at a users request if said signature references them, or if it quotes from a thread in the Speakeasy, which is not allowed without permission of the poster"-
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Send Klazam a check for One Hundred Billion Dollars that he can't cash because it has N's on itPapa Zito - "Your signature has been blanked...we remove signatures at a users request if said signature references them, or if it quotes from a thread in the Speakeasy, which is not allowed without permission of the poster"-
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Oh I didn't read the bit about technologies...
can you just apportion the money I spent on my people to infastructure/educations and healthcare I guess?Papa Zito - "Your signature has been blanked...we remove signatures at a users request if said signature references them, or if it quotes from a thread in the Speakeasy, which is not allowed without permission of the poster"-
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Chesstopia expresses concern over the "god of blood" part of this new nationPapa Zito - "Your signature has been blanked...we remove signatures at a users request if said signature references them, or if it quotes from a thread in the Speakeasy, which is not allowed without permission of the poster"-
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No but I would happily receive some private time with a few cute female...dedicated... missionariesIn post 511, Magua wrote:Oh my, um, we would love to talk to you at length about Armok. May we interest you in some convenient stone engravings extolling the virtues of Armok, God of Blood?Papa Zito - "Your signature has been blanked...we remove signatures at a users request if said signature references them, or if it quotes from a thread in the Speakeasy, which is not allowed without permission of the poster"-
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So
if I put more money into those orphanages and more money into an ad campaign that life in my orphanages is good
will that reverse the problem
or are the people who disapprove just assholesPapa Zito - "Your signature has been blanked...we remove signatures at a users request if said signature references them, or if it quotes from a thread in the Speakeasy, which is not allowed without permission of the poster"-
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And my money will go up more as the money i spent on improvoment of minerals and oil takes effect, right?Papa Zito - "Your signature has been blanked...we remove signatures at a users request if said signature references them, or if it quotes from a thread in the Speakeasy, which is not allowed without permission of the poster"-
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Is my outlawing condoms even goign to result in that many more citizens and good stuff for meIn post 526, inspiratieloos wrote:
People will generally disapprove if you do things that limit them, but they get used to the status quo eventually. Throwing money at it is the simplest solution to quickly increase approval, just not taking any other unpopular decisions for a while also works.In post 523, chesskid3 wrote:So
if I put more money into those orphanages and more money into an ad campaign that life in my orphanages is good
will that reverse the problem
or are the people who disapprove just assholes
Putting more money in the orphanages will go to whatever you focus it on (military in case of the investment last turn), advertising it will go to approval.
Edit: Yes, your investments in mining will counteract the loss in economy.
or is just all bad stuffPapa Zito - "Your signature has been blanked...we remove signatures at a users request if said signature references them, or if it quotes from a thread in the Speakeasy, which is not allowed without permission of the poster"-
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All I want is a small powerful defense army of loyal people because chesstopia gave them shelter for their whole childhoods you knowPapa Zito - "Your signature has been blanked...we remove signatures at a users request if said signature references them, or if it quotes from a thread in the Speakeasy, which is not allowed without permission of the poster"-
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All I want is a small powerful defense army of loyal people because chesstopia gave them shelter for their whole childhoods you knowPapa Zito - "Your signature has been blanked...we remove signatures at a users request if said signature references them, or if it quotes from a thread in the Speakeasy, which is not allowed without permission of the poster"-
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$3 on a bag of popcorn for Lord Chesskid to eat while he watched the unfolding world dramaPapa Zito - "Your signature has been blanked...we remove signatures at a users request if said signature references them, or if it quotes from a thread in the Speakeasy, which is not allowed without permission of the poster"-
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Given the recent allegations, no cathedrals will be allowed, until Chesstopia 3.0 has witnessed how these results play outPapa Zito - "Your signature has been blanked...we remove signatures at a users request if said signature references them, or if it quotes from a thread in the Speakeasy, which is not allowed without permission of the poster"-
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open my pm please
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Lord Chesskid slowly waddled towards his podium, his face grim and sober. He looked straight into the camera, into the eyes of Chesstopians everywhere.
I'm sure you've all been watching with shocked eyes at the news recently, of how corrupt and ill-intentioned other nations can be, and how quickly this peace we have between our countries turns to talk of war. It is with a heavy heart that I must spend much more of our great countries money on military and defense than I had otherwise planned, but I will go to any lengths, and do anything to keep my people safe.
Thank you, and good night, loyal Chesstopians.
And he waddled away, waddle waddle.
1 billion on upkeep
500 million on more funding for orphanges
3 billion on counterintelligenceCall them the CCC- the Chesstopian Covert Counterintelligence
3 billion on border securityIf it's coming into this country, I want it searched. I want it questioned.
2 billion on further improvements to the mining of minerals technologyPapa Zito - "Your signature has been blanked...we remove signatures at a users request if said signature references them, or if it quotes from a thread in the Speakeasy, which is not allowed without permission of the poster"-
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Border security includes like
border defenses like
turrets
and stuff btw
spend the rest on however many more troops that can buy me(it's not much money. Just worried with everyone talking about war here)Papa Zito - "Your signature has been blanked...we remove signatures at a users request if said signature references them, or if it quotes from a thread in the Speakeasy, which is not allowed without permission of the poster"-
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Chesstopia likes the idea of the railroad, by the way. Funds are a bit tight at the moment, but we approve and will help with the planning.Papa Zito - "Your signature has been blanked...we remove signatures at a users request if said signature references them, or if it quotes from a thread in the Speakeasy, which is not allowed without permission of the poster"-
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And we* don't expect construction to get underway until we can afford to pay our fair sharePapa Zito - "Your signature has been blanked...we remove signatures at a users request if said signature references them, or if it quotes from a thread in the Speakeasy, which is not allowed without permission of the poster"-
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I accidentally a word that made that sound agressive when it was actually friendly so I editted it back inPapa Zito - "Your signature has been blanked...we remove signatures at a users request if said signature references them, or if it quotes from a thread in the Speakeasy, which is not allowed without permission of the poster"-
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TS: Chesstopia is happy to pool the resources for the funding of much more profitable and efficient ways of mining minerals. We welcome your assistance and funding.
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Oh yes the person who proposed splitting our research with us on minerals.
Do we want to do this inside of all of Okkezia(close enough)
and if not how much is fair for you to give me for us to share tech and then joint research? (slash have you spent any money researching)Papa Zito - "Your signature has been blanked...we remove signatures at a users request if said signature references them, or if it quotes from a thread in the Speakeasy, which is not allowed without permission of the poster"-
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@TS: sure. We should wait for a reply from/ask the rest of okkezia
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ok time to square how much money we're all poolign for tech
either you guys can give me a bit and i'll share tech, or we can all pool tech and you guys fund the research this turn
i'm good with eitherPapa Zito - "Your signature has been blanked...we remove signatures at a users request if said signature references them, or if it quotes from a thread in the Speakeasy, which is not allowed without permission of the poster"-
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yeah spending 5 bil a turn combiend from the 4 of us on the tech, and maybe 1bil on building it each independently seems a great way to startIn post 741, orcinus_theoriginal wrote:
5 bil each by next turn seems like a healthy sum?In post 732, chesskid3 wrote:ok time to square how much money we're all poolign for tech
either you guys can give me a bit and i'll share tech, or we can all pool tech and you guys fund the research this turn
i'm good with either
and im good sharing my current tech if just you 3 work out a way for the 3 of you to pay this turns 5 bil, and then we'll split it down the middle starting next turn?Papa Zito - "Your signature has been blanked...we remove signatures at a users request if said signature references them, or if it quotes from a thread in the Speakeasy, which is not allowed without permission of the poster"-
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Establish the free sharing of mining technology among Okkezian nations, contingent on an entry amount of $1.67 Billion, which will be spent this turn on researching further improvements in mining minerals. Chesstopia will freely share its current level of tech with all nations who join the coalition
1 billion on upkeep
2 billion on building more mineral mining rigs and stuff
1 billion on improvements to the processes of mining crude oil
3 billion on education improvements
1 billion on more orphanages and public awareness that we'll take your kids and that if you're pregnant you dont have periods so you can save money and not buy condoms...
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Every member of the coalition agrees to spend 1.25 billion per turn on research and share all tech freely and cooperate in research, also.
Spending additional money to upgrade old mining rigs/build new ones with the new technology is up to individuals.Papa Zito - "Your signature has been blanked...we remove signatures at a users request if said signature references them, or if it quotes from a thread in the Speakeasy, which is not allowed without permission of the poster"-
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More efficient/cheaper/better processes for extracting minerals
STUFF THAT MAKES US MORE MONEYPapa Zito - "Your signature has been blanked...we remove signatures at a users request if said signature references them, or if it quotes from a thread in the Speakeasy, which is not allowed without permission of the poster"-
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Orcinus
it's 1.67b this turn, 1.25 every turn thereafter, so every turn we all get improvements corresponding to 5billion in total research
and we should probably spend a bit of money on our own _building_ these improved rigs we come up with with the seasonly researchPapa Zito - "Your signature has been blanked...we remove signatures at a users request if said signature references them, or if it quotes from a thread in the Speakeasy, which is not allowed without permission of the poster"-
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forgot about that
oh wait i still have like 600k
600k or whateverz i have left on the railroadPapa Zito - "Your signature has been blanked...we remove signatures at a users request if said signature references them, or if it quotes from a thread in the Speakeasy, which is not allowed without permission of the poster"-
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also my approval better fuckign go back up
you told me it went up over time if i dont make controversial decisions
waited 2 turns of nothing, no rise
now i repealed the goddamn law
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