Get to Know a Scummer - somestrangeflea Edition

[somestrangeflea]

This is the thread where you get to ask me questions...

...about me!

It's a simple concept, yet the number of people I've seen in these threads asking questions about "Darren, Lord of the Grapefruit" is unbelievable.

The way I see it, I'm new, and so you now nothing about me, and so you need to know stuff about me, so I can become part of this "community-type-thing".

So, shoot.

Question 1...

[Guardian]

Will you still be here in a month? If the answer is not "YES", why should we ask you questions?

[somestrangeflea]

Well the answer is yes. And because the answer is yes, your other question is invalid.

Question 2...

[Eteocles]

1.) What is your political affiliation?
2.) Have you ever been convicted of a crime?
3.) What is your stance on the following:
a.) Immigration
b.) Gay marriage
c.) Abortion
4.) Do you have any peircings/tattoos on your body? If so, where?
5.) What is your social security number?
6.) Have you ever cheated on a significant other?
7.) How much is your personal income?
8.) Who would you do--Donald Trump, or Rosie O'Donald? You must answer.
9.) DO YOU WANT TO INCREASE YOUR PENIS SIZE?!?! CLICK HERE!!!
10.) Have you ever hurt somone or otherwise caused them to end up in the Emergancy Room? If so, Explain.

I hope those questions weren't too personal for you.

Edit: <3

[somestrangeflea]

1. None. When it boils down to it, I don't really care!
2. No. Worst I've got is being "booked" for climbing on the roof of a school at night, and proceeding to mess around with toy cars and mini skateboards. In hindsight, it was a bizarre thing to do.
3 a. If you're willing to attempt to learn our language and follow some of our traditions then come on over.
b.

EDITED DUE TO IDIOCY

: I'm all for it. I can't stand these religious nuts that try and stop it, I really can't.
c. It's not a good thing, but it can be necessary.
4. None.
5. Don't have one.
6. No.
7. Uh... unemployed :'(
8. Hey look, it's question 9!
9. Link broke.
10. No. I accidently threw a stone at someone's head, but they were OK.

Question 12...

[Mert]

Do you enjoy danceHello?

PS. I'm not gay and I'm for gay marriage, for the record.

[somestrangeflea]

From what I gather,

everyone

enjoys danceHello!

Question 13...

[Mert]

If your avatar and my avatar were to have a massive battle, whose would win and why?

[somestrangeflea]

Yours I'm afraid.

My avatar has the ability to provide others, namely Italian plumbers, with the ability to beat your avatar. However, it itself is reasonably poor in battle scenarios.

NOTE: The above was written when my avatar was the Quesiton Mark block. Obviously, Mario 'n' Yoshi can kick Link's ass.

Question 14...

[Eteocles]

Maybe the reason you aren't against Immigration has somthing to do with you not having a SS number.

Just a thought.

[somestrangeflea]

I live in the UK, and we don't get our National Insurance number (which is essentially the same thing) until we're 16.

And I am 15.

[Aimee]

Are you for or against the British monarchy?

[somestrangeflea]

Slightly against. IMO, it seems kinda pointless...

[JDodge]

Which sounds better: Parliament or Congress?

Prime Minister or President?

Secretary or Minister?

[somestrangeflea]

Parliament

President

Secretary

Question 21...

[ThaiBoxerShorts]

If you're not gay, you can't really be for it.

Please explain this utterly nonsensical statement.

I'm not gay, but I'm all for gay marriage. Kind of like how I'm not black, but I'm all for racial equality.

[Mert]

Where in the UK are you from?

[somestrangeflea]

I completely agree.

It was one of those things that sounded OK in my head, but really doesn't.

I'm changing it now, apologies.

EDIT: Oh, I'm from a small village, around 30 miles from Belfast, Ballymena direction.

Question 22...

[Eteocles]

Ha

<-- Is gay and really doesn't care that much.

[Glork]

What are your three favorite video games of all time? Why?

What do you think are the three best video games of all time (even if they are not among your personal favorites)? Why?

[Pinky]

EDIT: Oh, I'm from a small village, around 30 miles from Belfast, Ballymena direction.

Question 22...

Oh I like small town names! What's it called?

[somestrangeflea]

Faves:
Super Mario World (SNES) was colorful, and a lot of fun to play!
Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past (SNES) was great for the same reasons!
Halo 2 (Xbox), because the online play is a great laugh with friends.

Best:
Metal Gear Solid (PS1) basically invented the tactical espionage genre, with a great plot.
GTA: San Andreas (PS2), even though I never really liked it, almost everyone else did.
Halo 2 (Xbox) for being the first really good online game. It pretty much became the benchmark of online play.

EDITED:

Question 25...

[blahgo]

Who would win in a theoretical fight. Weird Al' Yankovic or the members of Gorillaz(Not including Del)?

[somestrangeflea]

They're both great, however...

Weird Al's humour and wit simply cannot stand up to the severe weirdness of the Gorillaz.

Gorillaz win!

Question 26...

[blahgo]

Slash Vs Jhonny Cash?