Scenes We'd Like to See... - Signups Constantly!

[somestrangeflea]

Blatantly stolen from Mock the Week.

I'll post suggestions for scenarios we'd love to see, and the two teams playing post their suggestions. The thread will then be converted into a poll and everyone else can vote for which they think made the funniest responses, with the most votes winning the round! It's a game, about being funny!

Rules

1. Players can /in alone, or as a team of 2.
2. No inappropriate content please. It's just not as funny as you might expect, and you'll just lose!
3. Only one suggestion per post.
4. No double posting. If you've posted a suggestion, you have to wait until someone else posts before having another turn.
5. Teams will be performing for 72 hours, with the previous teams's poll running above it.
6. Due to the (unforeseen) interest of the game, all players are required to post at least one suggestion per game. Failure to do so will result in not being permitted to enter for the next 5 games. It holds up the queue, and it's just bad manners.
7. Have fun![/list:o]
   
   Game 1 - Rejected Lines From the Final Harry Potter Book
   
   YogurtBandit & xdaamno & ShadowLurker
   vs
   
   Maz Mediaz & livingod & Guardian
   
   
   
   Game 2 - Rejected Gameshow Ideas
   
   Gatorguy91 & xyzzy & bethelmark
   vs
   
   Guardian & Maz Mediaz & inHimshallibe
   
   
   
   Game 3 - Chain E-Mails Which Never Caught On
   
   
   JordanA24 & Khelvaster & Oman
   
   vs
   YogurtBandit & JDodge & Panzerjager
   
   
   Game 4 - Things You're Unlikely to Hear In an Election Campaign
   
   
   creampuffeater & thestatusquo & fritzler
   
   vs
   
   The Fonz
   &
   livingod
   &
   xyzzy
   
   
   
   Game 5 - Things You Don't Want to Hear from an Aeroplane Cockpit
   
   
   creampuffeater & thestatusquo & fritzler
   
   vs
   Maz Mediaz & Guardian & Oman
   
   
   Game 6 - Worst Things to Hear in an Elevator
   
   
   Gatorguy91 & JDodge & Bethelmark
   
   vs
   YogurtBandit & NabakovNabakov &
   panzerjager
   
   
   
   Game 7 - Rejected Exam Questions
   
   Kinetic & JordanA24 & Flameaxe
   vs
   
   Oman & Maz Mediaz & Snix
   
   
   
   Game 8 - Rejected Ideas for National Holidays
   
   
   YogurtBandit
   &
   JDodge
   &
   NabakovNabakov
   
   vs
   
   bethelmark
   &
   Jingolaw
   &
   KaleiÐoscøpe
   
   
   
   Game 9 - Adverts You'd Never See on eBay
   
   
   Oman
   &
   Maz Medias
   &
   Snix
   
   vs
   bird1111 & Gatorguy91 & bethelmark
   
   
   Game 10 - "Original" Names of Inventions
   
   JordanA24 & Jingolaw & JDodge
   vs
   
   NabakovNabakov
   &
   PokerFace
   &
   Aegor
   
   
   
   Game 11 - Rejected Names for Cars
   
   
   Oman
   &
   JDodge
   &
   Snix
   
   vs
   Jingolaw & Gatorguy91 &
   Elias_The_Thief
   
   
   
   Game 12 - First Drafts of Famous Lines from Movies
   
   
   NabNab
   &
   VampanezeHunter
   &
   Shanba
   
   vs
   
   JDodge
   &
   Maz Medias
   &
   Flameaxe
   
   
   
   Game 13 - Pickup Lines which Never Work
   
   Snix & Maz Medias & NabNab
   vs
   
   PokerFace
   &
   JDodge
   &
   VampanezeHunter
   
   
   
   Game 14 - Bad Things to Say to Your Girl/Boyfriend's Parents
   
   Nekka-Lucifer & VampanezeHunter
   vs
   
   JDodge
   &
   Snix
   
   
   
   Game 15 - Worst Things to Hear the Hour Before Your Wedding
   
   
   VampanezeHunter
   &
   Snix
   
   vs
   Nekka-Lucifer & Bethelmark
   
   
   Game 16 - Rejected Superhero Superpowers
   
   
   MoS
   &
   Oman
   &
   VampanezeHunter
   &
   JDodge
   
   vs
   edion0 & Snix & PokerFace & JordanA24
   
   
   Game 17
   
   ChannelDelibird & Battle Mage & Snix & MoS
   vs
   shaka!! & Sammich & NabNab

[YogurtBandit]

/in on team A

[Xdaamno]

/In for team A

[NabakovNabakov]

Flea, keep this game running until August, please? I will be back, and I will dominate.

[Maz Medias]

/in B

[somestrangeflea]

Flea, keep this game running until August, please? I will be back, and I will dominate.

It'll contantly be running, with different teams every 3 days. Players can /in for the next possible game at any point.

[livingod]

/in in b

[Guardian]

/in b. respect.

[Maz Medias]

Oh yes, homies. It is now on.

[ShadowLurker]

/in ALONE

[Guardian]

I dont think inning should be allowed before the previous round ends. it will lead to backlog and disinterest. you call tho ;O..

[somestrangeflea]

It could, but it'll keep the game in a consistent flow...

ShadowLurker didn't specify a team, and so is added to team A.

Anyway, we now have 6 players! And so game 1 can start!

Game 1

YogurtBandit & xdaamno & ShadowLurker
vs
Maz Mediaz & livingod & Guardian

Your first scene is "Rejected lines from the final Harry Potter book."

GOGOGO!

[Guardian]

SL asked to be alone Are we go?

[Guardian]

Voldermort: "Harry, I am your father."

[Guardian]

"Snape gasped one last time, and died. Good riddance, what a douche! Just like my ex-husband, let me tell you. Modeled Snape after that one I did. Never there for me, always playing around with his potions, icky slicked back black hair... oh, I digress. So yes, Snape died, and then"

[somestrangeflea]

We are go. I realise he asked to be alone, but he doesn't have a choice in the matter. This is a 2 team game with 3 players on a team. What I meant in the tules was that you can join with a group of people yourself, or be mixed with randomers.

EDIT: I would like to take this opportunity to point out rule 4 above. This is just to make sure that one person doesn't hijack the thread!

[Xdaamno]

Hagrid: "'Ere, 'Arry, we got y' a knew birthday present, as we saw y' 'anging 'round with that Ginny: a con' dm."

Off the top of my head

[Maz Medias]

Percy: "Hey, Harry! Snape kills Dumbledore! Wait, you already knew?"

[YogurtBandit]

Ginny: "Do I really Have to get married to YOU?"

[Xdaamno]

Snape: "Harry... have... have you ever kissed a man?"

And thus I abandon that genre of jokes.

[Maz Medias]

So basically, Jes-- I mean Harry takes on a crucifix-- er, Crucio Curse to purify manki-- uh, Snape.

[PJ.]

lol, I like that one Maz.

[Xdaamno]

Ditto.

[Maz Medias]

Ron: "Hey Harry, I caught a Pikachu!"

[Guardian]

Voldermort, to harry: "Harry, OMGUS, we are at LYLO -- don't vote me, I am not the scum, Dumbledore is! Don't you see that all his arguments against me are WIFOM!?"