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[Belisarius]

It's a mistake to put

me

in charge of guarding the drugs.

Why didn't you ask why I thought Paschendale was scummy?

Marry, sir, they have committed false report;
moreover, they have spoken untruths; secondarily,
they are slanders; sixth and lastly, they have
belied a lady; thirdly, they have verified unjust
things; and, to conclude, they are lying knaves.

[Anatole Kuragin]

Do you quarrel sir?

[Espressojet]

Do you quarrel sir?

Quarrel, sir? No, sir!

[xRECKONERx]

Since when was ABR the 'captain'? I thought the captain was dead?

Replace out or get policy lynched.

VOTE: Aronis

[Espressojet]

Espresso + Paschendale are mafia

2 down already, yall are making this too easy.

Why do you think I'm scum?

3 reasons:
a) trying really hard to see PR descriptions
b) fourth vote on a wagon on a townie
3) asking why I think you're scum

Ok:

1) I was confused by the rules posting. I'm new, gimme a break.
2) How can you prove that they're town?
c) What?

I) Take some time to think about why it's not a good idea for town members to open their bag of surprises and invite the mafia to look in. It's typically considered scummy behavior to speculate on power roles because they are the best weapon the town has and we typically want the mafia to be as ignorant as possible to those roles. I'll buy that you're new, but you have to understand it's still suspicious.
II) I've read my PM. No, I'm not quoting it to you.
tres) this was half-joking, but I found it interesting that as a curious scumhunter you didn't care at all about my reasons for suspecting Paschendale. ie. you asked why I thought YOU were scum, not both people I named. Townies should be more interested in figuring out why other people could be scum, not why they are acting scummy, since they know of their own innocence, especially if there's not even a strong effort against them to lynch

uno) I wasn't asking for everybody to reveal their information. It was a misunderstanding, as I thought role examples had been told to everybody. And then people fucked with me.
dos) I'm not going to ask you to, but that still doesn't convince me you know who's town unless you're scum yourself.
III) Pasch plays fairly scummily. On the off-chance that he IS scum, I don't want myself associated with him, thusly I refrained from saying "Why do you think

we're

scum?" Now that you're so invested, please, indulge the crew as to why you think Pasch is scum.

[Jargonaut]

You're the fourth vote on

Anatole's

wagon. He's talking about himself.

More votes on Venrob, yo. Espresso is also acceptable.

Can someone explain to me the deal with Aronis? I haven't been able to read the Star Wars game yet, and I'm wondering if it really warrants policy lynching him.

[xRECKONERx]

VOTE: Venrob for that unwarranted expository post and ugly vote change.

I'm not sure what you guys mean about Anatole. Care to explain?

Aronis, why did you vote twice in succession like that?

You're the fourth vote on

Anatole's

wagon. He's talking about himself.

More votes on Venrob, yo. Espresso is also acceptable.

Can someone explain to me the deal with Aronis? I haven't been able to read the Star Wars game yet, and I'm wondering if it really warrants policy lynching him.

Ringadingding actual scum found, guys.

Let's play RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU SEE WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!

VOTE: Jargonaut

Aronis legitimately worries me if the tales of the Star Wars game plus his HUH WTF IS A CAPTAIN thing are legitimate.

[Anatole Kuragin]

You're the fourth vote on

Anatole's

wagon. He's talking about himself.

More votes on Venrob, yo. Espresso is also acceptable.

Can someone explain to me the deal with Aronis? I haven't been able to read the Star Wars game yet, and I'm wondering if it really warrants policy lynching him.

thanks jargo, apparently this was not clear enough

[Anatole Kuragin]

VOTE: Venrob for that unwarranted expository post and ugly vote change.

I'm not sure what you guys mean about Anatole. Care to explain?

Aronis, why did you vote twice in succession like that?

You're the fourth vote on

Anatole's

wagon. He's talking about himself.

More votes on Venrob, yo. Espresso is also acceptable.

Can someone explain to me the deal with Aronis? I haven't been able to read the Star Wars game yet, and I'm wondering if it really warrants policy lynching him.

Ringadingding actual scum found, guys.

Let's play RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU SEE WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!

VOTE: Jargonaut

Aronis legitimately worries me if the tales of the Star Wars game plus his HUH WTF IS A CAPTAIN thing are legitimate.

Is it because she's down for a policy lynch? My hands are unsure.

[Aronis]

Since when was ABR the 'captain'? I thought the captain was dead?

Replace out or get policy lynched.

VOTE: Aronis

Policy Lynch, please.

[Jargonaut]

Erm, yeah I didn't say I supported a policy lynch of the guy, I'm just wondering what the fuss is about.

Aronis are you trolling or what

[Aronis]

The 'fuss' is about a game, where the town didn't believe my claim of flavor cop, but if I claimed how I got results, my results would become useless, so I refused. Then I got killed, so I claimed an innocent result on albert, who was Darth Traya.

[Aronis]

And sorta. I'm not replacing out, so if they want to kill me, they can mislynch me today. And I really don't have any interests in this game atm.

[Paschendale]

1. I have no idea how to read Venrob. He replaced out of almost every game we've had together in the first day so I just really don't know anything about his play except that it's constantly erratic and often useless. I hope to see play here that defies this tradition. I'm not on board with Hito's reasons in 71, either. But maybe it's just because I have a Venrob shaped black hole in my brain.

2. Albert still just talking theme stuff wories me a bit. Who gives a shit about the captain's log or our supposed duties on the ship? Also this meta argument about Star Wars mafia is horribly stupid. So what if Aronis played terribly in a past game? What does that have to do with his alignment here?

3. Anatole's OMGUS against myself and Espresso (unaccompanied by votes) is pathetic.

4. I'd like an actual complete sentence from Havingfitz.

5. I bite my thumb at Belisarius.

6. I don't see the thing on Jargonaut. Someone will have to explain this one to me.

[xRECKONERx]

His whole "explain the wagon" thing is phrased in a very scummy way. I can elaborate more when I'm not phone posting and drunk.

[Espressojet]

5. I bite my thumb at Belisarius.

Ok, so, I'm loving the Shakespeare quotes, but in real fuckin life I'm performing Romeo and Juliet so this is pretty funny for me. We open in a week.

[T S O]

I kinda agree with you it's phrased scummily but I like the rest of Jargo's posting a lot.

[hitogoroshi]

do you want me to break down "the aristocrats" for you too? perhaps a treatise on the ins and outs of airline food or blondes?

sorry son if your "jest" was not actually distinguishable as a joke it is the sources fault not the audience, comedians can't blame the audience that is Just The Rule. I guess I do see it though, which sucks because now Reck isn't confirmed town anymore

Nah for real though I'm liking Anatole's recent posts enough I think it outweighs the hands-up-if-you-see-it.

I'm aborting the mutiny. Anatole has no profile picture, and wishes to remain anonymous.

VOTE: Anatole

this is a bad vote, wagon swelling without acknowledging it is skeevy

TSO is legit

[hitogoroshi]

I'm just gonna repeat myself because I am a Man of Action

Aronis has only 1 post... VOTE: Aronis

You aren't captain, you are pilot. Albert is captain. And I am brig guard guarding Aronis? Well I think I'll trust the captain here and VOTE: Aronis

two back to back votes for Aronis, BOTH of which have escape mechanisms so he doesn't have to be responsible for Aronis's flip

[Anatole Kuragin]

3. Anatole's OMGUS against myself and Espresso (unaccompanied by votes) is pathetic.

You aren't a very attentive player.

[Anatole Kuragin]

Wake up, le sheeple. There are rebels in THIS VERY SHIP. They were probably planted by the Slugs.

P-edit:

She just said it was an accident included from an open setup, espresso.

Why are you trying so hard to see people's roles?

VOTE: espressojet

Since you couldn't be buggered to find it yourself, pas.

[Anatole Kuragin]

Pas, are you perhaps accusing me of seeing espresso vote for me, then going back in time to cast the world's first pre-cog OMGUS vote?

or are you just bullshitting your way through the game because you are scum

[T S O]

well, we all agree that Espresso and Venrob are scummy.

I can do either of them, though I think I'd prefer Espresso.

[Belisarius]

No, we do

not

"all" agree on anything.

Venrob is lynchbait and I will rot in hell before I'll grant scum a free mislynch because a player has an unpopular playstyle. If you want my vote on someone, show me scum motivated actions, not "scummy" (read: varied from current sitemeta) playstyle.

Anatole is also town. He's done more scumhunting than anyone this game.

[T S O]

Are you going to grant Venrob a pass?

Will you also extend that olive branch to other players like Aronis?