1000 Blank White Cards - Game 1 over, vonflare wins!

[vonflare]

I win!

[Cheery Dog]

I think I want a do-over and making this a card sounds like the best way to do it.



ninja post while I was posting, does that me I'd already transformed mine?

[vonflare]

Yes, sorry.



At least, I think...

[Cheery Dog]

(not that I care vonflare getting the cheap win still results in it starting again)

[Felissan]

Basically, vonflare's card prevents you from drawing cards from the main deck. However, I've added in the rules that it's possible to draw a blank card out of nowhere if you can't get one from the deck, though I expected it to be only for when the deck becomes empty, like after that oven card.
PEdit: Oh. Indeed, you do win, vonflare.

Suckaaaa

was played by vonflare! Now there will be 13 copies of this card in future decks. Great.
Nobody can play a non-Suckaaaa card anymore, so the round ends without vonflare's win condition being altered.

vonflare won the game! Congratulations!

Here is the entire deck roughly sorted by alphabetic order for future games:

Spoiler: #

1000 Blank White Cards

Instead of playing a card, you may put any number of blank cards from your hand under this card and draw that many cards.
When there are 1000 or more cards under this card, discard it and put all cards set under it this way into your hand.

Spoiler: A

Area of Alliteration

Cards may only be played if they have at least two consecutive words that start with the same letter. Exclude articles and prepositions when determining consecutive words.

Spoiler: B

Spoiler: C

Cornucopia of Concepts

Each player draws an additional card each time they draw one or more cards.

Crappy Deal

Everyone except you discards one card from the game, draws a blank card and writes on it.

Cute Nazi Puppies

D'ahww, puppies! But They're Nazi's. Wait, what?

Spoiler: D

Spoiler: E

Eldritch Rituals

While this card is in play, everyone is forced to hail Cthulu! Fun times for everyone!

Evils of the battlefield

All currently in-effect cards are not visible,
This card cannot be destroyed or removed.
This card loses its effect after 3 rounds

Exodia the Forbidden One

If you control Left Arm of the Forbidden One, Right Arm of the Forbidden One, Right Leg of the Forbidden One, and Left Leg of the Forbidden One, you conditionally win the game.
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Spoiler: F

Spoiler: G

GAME UNDER

Anyone who is provisionally winning discards all their cards immediately.

Spoiler: H

Hindsight Blindness

If the previous card played would cause someone to provisionally win, this card becomes a copy of it, reinforcing that provisional win condition for that player.

Spoiler: I

Spoiler: J

JACKPOT!

You hit the Jackpot! You earn a number of points equal to the difference in points currently between yourself and the highest point holder plus 100,000!

Spoiler: K

Spoiler: L

Last Ditch Effort

If a player is about to win because s/he reaches a certain number of points, you may play this card out of turn to cut his/her points in half.

Spoiler: M

Marxism

When this is played, destroy all player-owned cards in play: It is now permanently illegal to own cards, all effects of cards are shared by everyone or the card is destroyed, group vote decides which.

Spoiler: N

Nazi Interest

The person who has this card wins whenever they receive a card that has something to do with Nazi's.

Spoiler: O

One Word Only

The person who has this card can only post one word per post, and can't double post.

Overprocrastination

This card does absolutely nothing.
Crap, I overprocrastinated.

Spoiler: P

Pathological Liar Post Restriction

The person who has this card wins if they convince the other players that they have a Post Restriction.

Spoiler: Q

Spoiler: S

Sheer Cold

BRRR! It's simply frigid outside! For warmth, cuddle up with the person of your choice. Of course, in the process, your hands will be intermingled. Your turn will be concluded by splitting your two hands between you. If there are an odd number of cards in your combined hands, you will get the extra card.

Spin Me Right Round Baby

Each round after cards are played, each player chooses a card that they have in play. Those cards then get randomly distributed to each player.

Subconscious Torment

All cards in the discard pile affect the whole table.

Spoiler: T

Try the Oven

All wet cards become destroyed without being discarded.

Spoiler: U

University Life

It's time to study...while you're in the library for the duration of the next turn, you are immune to any and all card effects, except for cards which specifically combat "University Life". Also, earn 50 points because of your efforts.

Spoiler: V

Spoiler: W

Wall-E Made This Card, You're Welcome

If a player is provisionally winning, Wall-E is now provisionally winning instead.
Waaaaallll-eeeeee!!

Winner's Defense

Play this card to set a new goal for winning: earn 500,000 points, and keep them for a single round.

Wraith of Spades

This card is now a 1/1 flying Wraith under your control (all players have 2 hp.)

Magic gathering!

Spoiler: X

Spoiler: Y

PEdit 2: Yes, I think I'll actually do a second game of 1000 Blank White Cards! And if anyone wants to be a co-mod, that would be greatly appreciated.

[Cheery Dog]

Where's the Distracting butterfly in that list? I should have revived it as well!

I think I laughed too hard when "Try the Oven" got played, especially after I clarified everything being everything.

[McMenno]

That card is going to be like a virus in future games... lol...

[vonflare]

Huehuehue

[Narninian]

anarchy is literally an iwin card with no counter (since all cards are immediately discarded). I would vote for it to be removed.

[Felissan]

There is one counter to anarchy, it is to try to ninja its user on the next turn with a drawn blank card that cancels the "I win". But that's not a real fail-safe counter, since its user can just play another card right after that if he's on at the beginning of his next turn. It can also be countered in advance by playing a card that would make it illegal. But I agree it's too overpowered to be fun.

[Felissan]

Oh, and the Butterfly was not meant to be a card, it's just a joke made in the context of the game.

[Cheery Dog]

I'm just going to have to redesign it then

[McMenno]

we should add a wotc for op cards.

[JerryArr]

we should add a wotc for op cards.

Agreed.

[YurikoJasmine]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat I was barely away!! Not fair!!


Good job vonflare.

[YurikoJasmine]

/in co-mod? What is a co-mod supposed to do?

[vettrock]

I thought all cards were considered played at the same time? Couldn't I just play an I win card that cancels his I win card?

[YurikoJasmine]

but you didn't have an I win card as all cards are turned into Suckaaaa :/

[vettrock]

but you didn't have an I win card as all cards are turned into Suckaaaa :/

But I have a blank card. Just because someone is logged in, their cards should not take effect until all cards for that round have been played.

[PrivateI]

It was stated earlier that all cards take effect once they are played.

[vonflare]

I vote anarchy to be removed too.

[Wall-E]

Good game vonflare

[Felissan]

@Yuriko: A co-mod is basically a second mod, which means you would help me keep the game updated and PM the players. I felt the need after turn 1 to have someone else help me, especially since I actually lost a lot of data from the drafts (I used drafts back then) where I kept track of all cards and hands. Are you sure you'd be able to help?

@McMenno: What does wotc mean? The only time I heard this acronym, it meant Wizards of the Coast, and I didn't find anything else by googling it.

[McMenno]

It means "Wisdom of the Crowd". Mostly, it's used in the context of signups, that if enough players don't want another player signing up for a certain game, their signup will be rejected.

[vonflare]

Btw, the place where OP cards go is known as the 'suckbox'. When a card is sent there it is said to be 'suckboxed'