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If a house existed where all the members of this forum lived, what job would you have? How would living with you be like? What should be in the house? What would you room be like? What would the house look like? And any other thoughts about the house and the area around the house you have.

My room would be the one at the bottom of the stairs off to the side, and nobody would go down there unless they were heading into the basement. Living with me would be easy because you'd never see me unless I was omw to the bathroom or sneaking food out of the fridge at midnight. Hashtag best roommate ever.

In post 1, zakk wrote:My room would be the one at the bottom of the stairs off to the side, and nobody would go down there unless they were heading into the basement. Living with me would be easy because you'd never see me unless I was omw to the bathroom or sneaking food out of the fridge at midnight. Hashtag best roommate ever.

Or you could have a bathroom in your room.

My name is on the deed and I have an intercom system I use to discuss random things I care about and also play mood-destroying music to cockblock other members of the forum.

It already exists... it's called poly/gay haus.

There is several all scummer houses iirc

my house is 100% scummers right now

i would be a coke addict

In post 7, inte wrote:i would be a coke addict

So there are no rules against drugs?

In post 6, Untrod Tripod wrote:my house is 100% scummers right now

so is mine kek

In post 9, zakk wrote:

In post 6, Untrod Tripod wrote:my house is 100% scummers right now

so is mine kek

Spoiler:

truly, one is the loneliest number

I will join you, Zakk.

In post 10, Majiffy wrote:

In post 9, zakk wrote:

In post 6, Untrod Tripod wrote:my house is 100% scummers right now

so is mine kek

Spoiler:

truly, one is the loneliest number

I will join you, Zakk.

As will I and the 18860 members of this forum all in one giant house.

Better be a lot of bathrooms

Majiffy wrote:Better be a lot of bathrooms

Only one. And we call it Majiffy.

In post 11, Annadog40 wrote:

In post 10, Majiffy wrote:

In post 9, zakk wrote:

In post 6, Untrod Tripod wrote:my house is 100% scummers right now

so is mine kek

Spoiler:

truly, one is the loneliest number

I will join you, Zakk.

As will I and the 18860 members of this forum all in one giant house.

In this scenario are there multiple of the same person if they have alts and multiheaded people representing hydrae?

I'd probably need a bedroom on the ground floor, something about being in a basement or a 2nd floor room sounds like it would be bad feng shui and I'd never be able to get anything productive done because I'd be too busy feeling out of focus

That was all bullshit but I sincerely believe it

Anyway uhh I'd probably live in my room and be too afraid to talk to anyone and you'd only see me when I'm going to/coming from work. Someone would say hi to me and I'd piss myself in fear and run into my bedroom crying/drink myself to sleep

Also I'd have a bunk bed, but no one else is allowed to sleep in my room, and I only ever sleep on the bottom bunk because it makes me feel safe

Also also I'd have posters everywhere

That's about it

In post 14, Axxle wrote:

In post 11, Annadog40 wrote:

In post 10, Majiffy wrote:

In post 9, zakk wrote:

In post 6, Untrod Tripod wrote:my house is 100% scummers right now

so is mine kek

Spoiler:

truly, one is the loneliest number

I will join you, Zakk.

As will I and the 18860 members of this forum all in one giant house.

In this scenario are there multiple of the same person if they have alts and multiheaded people representing hydrae?

Maybe people with alts have multiple rooms and Hydras have a shaired room.

In post 13, PJ. wrote:

Majiffy wrote:Better be a lot of bathrooms

Only one. And we call it Majiffy.

My body is ready

I'd be Earth, from the webcomic Nebula.

In post 13, PJ. wrote:

Majiffy wrote:Better be a lot of bathrooms

Only one. And we call it Majiffy.

The line for the toilet would be five miles long.

I would live on the top floor with a motherfucking slide down to the living room

I would go to the kitchen and eat Pizza topped with cheese and Gold leaf cause I can.