Elect The Executioner: GG

[pablito]

Switching to 3 for Piggy

[Mist7676]

3 for piggy!!!

[animorpherv1]

That's 14. Piggy is elected and has 24 hours.

[xofelf]

PiggyExecutioner15 sounds like a slasher flick and I am all for that.

[PiggyGal15]

Piggy knew exactly what she was doing, already prepared for this moment.

Spoiler:

Just kidding, no I'm not. I'll have something ready soon... eventually...

why did you all do this to me?

I'm not ready

[PiggyGal15]

Piggy woke up, still feeling rather sick from the cold she was still getting over. Going on her computer she opened up Skype and responded to all the messages. It was tough being out of commission for a whole day but she got right back in to the swing of things.

Heading over to her favourite websites, Piggy started writing all her beautiful smut again - it was her favourite pastime. However, xofelf and Shadoweh felt the need to constantly bother her, justifying that it was Piggy's birthday and they should have a fun night and all that jazz. Sighing but indulging their cute faces, Piggy spent hours talking to them only to have animorpherv1 start pestering her too. Grr, how dare all these fools keep her from writing her beautiful smut?!

Eventually they all gave her some space to go back to writing when Mist7676 and pablito decided to make her life even more miserable by dumping the responsibility of writing for this game on her. Why was no one letting her just write her smut in peace!?

Getting absolutely fed up with all these distractions, Piggy cut herself off from everything else, happily finishing up everything she wanted to write. This Dirk Strider/Rainbow Dash crossover was her best masterpiece yet! When she was finished, she couldn't help but wonder what life would be like if she lived in an a/b/o universe... It then occurred to her that thinking about writing fics about her friends was sort of crossing the line, and quickly snapped back to reality. Except, she pondered, wasn't she already writing a fanfic about her friends? Geez, things were getting too meta.

Ignoring all the inception, she went back to mafiascum and noticed she had several PMs.

'Who be a messaging me?'

Piggy wondered to herself, opening up her inbox to see it filled with prods, specifically from inspectorscout! UGGGGGGHHHHH!

That was

it!

Piggy had had enough! Felissan had the gall to ask her when she was going to post her death scene and Piggy was

done

. She flipped the ginormous table and everyone watched as it rose high up in the air and came crashing down.

Spoiler: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

inspectorscout was squashed by the table

[Shadoweh]

WE JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN ON YOUR BIRTHDAY GEEZ

[animorpherv1]

Round 4, 3 days, 13 to elect. Phoneposting is fun.

[PiggyGal15]

*just realizes she forgot to add D3f3nd3r in her death post*
I'm sorry Will this make it up to you?

3 to d3f

[Shadoweh]

3 points to animality

[xofelf]

3 points to pabs

[pablito]

3 to ani

[inspectorscout]

Oh.

[Felissan]

Awwwn sorry for making you go berzerk. Does this compensate for it?
VOTE: 3 to Piggy

[Mist7676]

3 to ani ~

[D3f3nd3r]

3 to Ani

[Felissan]

Actually, scratch that.
VOTE: 2 to Piggy, 1 to Ani

[PiggyGal15]

Ani's already elected, but I'll still switch

3 to ani

anyways

[animorpherv1]

ROUND 4

animorpherv1 (13): Shadoweh, Mist7676, d3f3nd3r, (1) Felissan, PiggyGal15
d3f3nd3r (3): PiggyGal15
pablito (3): xofelf
PiggyGal15 (2): (2) Felissan

Not Voting (3): animorpherv1
(expired on 2016-07-16 14:18:00) for me.

[animorpherv1]

(I'm so sorry - I couldn't find a running story that I liked all the way through, and I had to rush this before work tonight. You all deserve better than this.)

The End.


Swift, Cold, Calculated. This was none of those things.


I was walking home from a night on the town with a few (rather intoxicated) friends - I was the "designated walker", the person who made sure they don't walk into the middle of the street or some similarly awful. It had been a surprisingly pleasant night up to that point, and although my friends' breath basically smelled like dirty socks, it meant nothing to me, they tell great stories.

All of a sudden, I hear an "oomph!" someone fell over - nothing surprising, it's probably just some drunkard losing their balance. When I look down to see what happened, his foot was caught in a noose of some kind. I set him back on his feet, removed the noose with my handy swiss army knife, and carefully continued onwards.

There were no other incidents until I dropped everyone off. A few minutes later, I heard fleeting footsteps behind me. As I looked, I saw a dark, hooded figure there, with a large blade of some type that I didn't even know existed, so I started running to my house as fast as I could. It was no use - I could run up the streets, through whatever shortcuts, but the hooded figure kept gaining on me. And so I decided I had to turn and fight, but with

what

? I can't just run into them, I'll get slashed to bits.

That's when, quite literally, it hit me. I ran smack dab into the handle of a scythe, tumbling over it and onto the ground. Quickly realizing my chance, I stood back up and grabbed the scythe -

"I have one chance to do this, or I'm going to get stabbed to bits"

I thought to myself. So I swung with all the force in my body, hitting the cloaked figure and watching them tumble to the ground, bleeding profusely.

After a few parting shots to make sure the figure was dead, I walked up and removed the hood, immediately remembering who the figure was based off of a news ad.

Spoiler: It was...

Mist7676, wanted for the murder of JDGA!

I called the police afterwards and got home scot free afterwards.

[animorpherv1]

Mist7676 falls to the ground in a dramatic fashion, immediately followed by a large CLUNK in the back. The voice is somewhat clearer.

Male:

We're experiencing some technical difficulties. Please continue with your killings.

ROUND 3

Not Voting (21): animorpherv1, xofelf, PiggyGal15, Shadoweh, D3f3nd3r, pablito, Felissan

11 points to elect.

Deadline (expired on 2016-07-18 23:06:10).

[Mist7676]

I'm shook because it wasn't even I that murdered JDGA

[D3f3nd3r]

3 to Pablito

[animorpherv1]

3 to d3f3nd3r

[xofelf]

3 to paaaaaaabs