PUNCHline - final joke posted - who won?

[xofelf]

Woah, Xalxe isn't trash.

[pablito]

Felissan wins point #1!

Lady Lambdadelta to judge joke "What’s the new fad diet?"

Deadline Wednesday the 17th at 23:00 EDT

(expired on 2016-08-17 22:00:00)

[pablito]

Lady Lambdadelta was PMing me some questions and privately submitted "line" to me earlier today. I've been out so didn't get a chance to post her decision.

Joke:


Punchline:






If choosing "This game" - please specify first or second.

Deadline Friday at 1:30am or whenever Lady Lambdadelta publicly chooses a punchline. (expired on 2016-08-19 00:30:00)

[Lady Lambdadelta]

8th graders

[pablito]

Xofelf wins the point!

Hands already sent out. Deadline for sleepykrew joke about Bernie is 6pm Saturday the 20th. Earlier if all get in.

(expired on 2016-08-20 17:00:00)

[xofelf]

Yeeeees, cyberwoman with corn <33333

[pablito]

Sleepy sent me a long time ago that he wants "line". So let's move ahead to next phase.

Joke:
What did Bernie Sanders eat for dinner?


Punchlines:






Deadline for Sleepy to pick in 24 hrs. Saturday the 20th at 3am edt. (expired on 2016-08-20 02:00:00)

[SleepyKrew]

pineapple person

[pablito]

xofelf takes another! she's now tied with Sleepy for first at 4 points.

xofelf to judge next joke: What’s Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?



honestly all of the punchlines are in - so after xofelf posts action, I'll put up the punchlines.

Also, after Cheery's turn there will be a rule change to create speed rounds until the end of the game. Instead of only being able to complete actions (ie: punch, line, discard, burn) when you're a judge, every player will have a second assigned turn to complete actions. In other words - during Felissan's judging, Felissan and Sleepy will both be able to complete actions. Also during Sleepy's judging, Felissan and Sleepy both can complete actions. Therefore it will be Felissan-SleepyKrew, N-xofelf, Lady Lambdadelta-Cheery Dog as the pairs for actions. This will only start when Felissan's judging starts.

Turn resolves as such: Draw to six cards - play actions - play punchlines (on next turn draw to six).

[xofelf]

Alright, cool. Line please.

[pablito]

Joke:


Punchlines:






Deadline in 24 hrs: Sunday the 21st at 1:00am EDT

(expired on 2016-08-21 00:00:00)

[xofelf]

Oh my god,

tree fiddy

[pablito]

Congrats Lady Lambdadelta on her 3rd point!

Cheery Dog next judge - I got 99 problems but a _________ ain’t one.

Deadline Monday the 22nd at 2am EDT
(expired on 2016-08-22 01:00:00)

[Cheery Dog]

I'll request my

line

now.

[pablito]

I'm watching kayak team heats right now.

[pablito]

Cheery Dog joke:

I got 99 problems but a ______ ain't one.

Punchlines:






Deadline Tuesday the 23rd at 11:30 pm EDT
(expired on 2016-08-23 22:30:00)

[Cheery Dog]

Clash of the Mash is releveant at the moment to earn somebody a point.

[pablito]

Relevancy earns N another point! 3 for N.

Points table:
4 - SK, xof
3 - N, LLD, Cheery
1 - Felissan

Felissan's joke: Why am I sticky?

Felissan + SleepyKrew - to submit public actions in thread.
N, LLD, SK, xof, Cheery - to privately PM punchlines.

Deadline on Wednesday the 24th at 00:30 EDT
(expired on 2016-08-23 23:30:00)

[Felissan]

Line.

[SleepyKrew]

line

[pablito]

Joke:
Why am I sticky?


Punchlines:







Felissan Deadline Wed 24th of August at 10:30pm EDT
(expired on 2016-08-24 22:30:00)

[Felissan]

Unwanted political discussion.

[Lady Lambdadelta]

that's a very odd pick, friend. @_@

[pablito]

And with that pick sleepy has won his 5th point and only needs one more point to win!

N joke deadline for Friday the 26th at 12pm edt.

(expired on 2016-08-26 09:00:00)

[N]

line