Get to know a Scummer: Quagmire Edition

[Simenon]

Fellow scummers,
You have one week to ask Jdodge any question you wish. This will go from November 28th to December 5th. He must answer every question you ask him. Keep it relatively tasteful and don't ask him for his credit card number.

If you wish to sign up to be interviewed, sign up in the signup thread. Don't do it here or I will smite you.

Try to avoid jDodging your questions (pun)

[Yaw]

JDodge -- Are you stuck in Quagmire's body, or is he stuck in yours?

[xyzzy]

So far, which of these questions has been your favorite?

Least favorite?

[Quagmire]

So far, which of these questions has been your favorite?

JDodge -- Are you stuck in Quagmire's body, or is he stuck in yours?

Least favorite?

you

[Sarcastro]

Franklin Delano Roosevelt - Great President, or

Greatest

President?

[cicero]

"today i learned to love hate decided to cut hair".

Why is that your location? What does it mean? Also Where is your icon from?

[Albert B. Rampage]

Are you in a relationship, and what would your ideal relationship look like ?

[JDodge]

JDodge -- Are you stuck in Quagmire's body, or is he stuck in yours?

I don't know, I'm guessing it's a multiple personality thing

[Quagmire]

Franklin Delano Roosevelt - Great President, or

Greatest

President?

Neither. He was a terrible president. In fact, if the Great Depression didn't begin to end while he was in office, he would be the worst president that this country has ever had.

Why is that your location? What does it mean? Also Where is your icon from?

it's my location because i don't want to put anything generic into my location box -- i see so many people putting things like, "Minneapolis, MN" (my actual location) or "virginia" or the i-think-i'm-creative-but-everyone-has-thought-of-this "Location, Location!"

It's not abstract; it doesn't involve any critical thought. It's just totally random, and a pretty funny sequence of words. I've also been too lazy to change it and can't think of anything better off the top of my head.

My icon is from a group on last.fm that I liked: ru_idm (which stands for russian intelligent dance music)

Are you in a relationship, and what would your ideal relationship look like ?

no, and what do you mean "look like?"

[Simenon]

What are you hoping to accomplish by playing mafia?
Is mafia still fun?
Would you like games to be shorter? In post number or in game time?

[Albert B. Rampage]

What do you want it to be ? Who do you want it to be with ? Someone honest, caring ?

Cuddling vs. Hot wild ***, which one ?

And who would be in control of the relationship ?

[Thestatusquo]

*** is a pretty hot string of symbols.

Who do you hate most on the site, and why?

List the members of this site who you think are good.

[Quagmire]

before i answer anything, i want to point out that ABR just censored "sex."

[Simenon]

do you believe trying to stir up drama is pathetic? If so, what do you think about shea's questions?

[Quagmire]

What are you hoping to accomplish by playing mafia?
Is mafia still fun?
Would you like games to be shorter? In post number or in game time?

When I play mafia, I simply look to destroy my boredom. This means having fun, something which mafia isn't being anymore. The only way it can be fun is if I *make* it fun.

I'd like games to be shorter in game time, but not post number. Mafia is cyclical in this regard: If there's a short lull in posting, nobody's going to have anything to contribute. When people don't contribute, people don't have anything to post about, and that cycles into total inactivity. If there was a way to eliminate that at the source, that would be nice, but it's always annoying to see a good game die.

What do you want it to be ? Who do you want it to be with ? Someone honest, caring ?

Cuddling vs. Hot wild ***, which one ?

And who would be in control of the relationship ?

Over anything, I'd prefer someone who actually has depth (take that however you want it) and honesty over everything. I wouldn't want to feel insulted showing her off to friends (that means no ditzes or nonnys), and I want to be challenged as a person at times (i.e., not submissive). With that said, I don't want anybody to have any "control" over the relationship -- I want to do things as I please, and I'd be happy to allow her to do as she pleases (while staying in the bounds of a relationship). Who that is, I don't want to know yet.

Who do you hate most on the site, and why?

Hmm.. I'm going to go with AniX. I hate AniX because he embodies what's annoying in a person: unjustified arrogance. He thinks he's funny, but his humor is nothing more than saying "Scully is hot" and trying to exclaim your dominance over others by yelling louder. Also, shouting random phrases is NOT FUNNY, no matter what anyone else says.

List the members of this site who you think are good

ugh, this is going to take too long and i'm going to forget somebody:

me, shea, glork, jdodge, simenon, adel, shadowlurker, seol, mr. flay, primate, IH, rosso carne, fletcher/pbug/meme/dirge/atticus/spork/mlaker/maverick, cubsfan, flameaxe, BMQ, dranko20, kelly chen, yosarian2, mole, faerielord, scotmany, pablito, trojan horse, thok, thesp, mith, andycyca, more to be edited here as people think of them

[Quagmire]

do you believe trying to stir up drama is pathetic? If so, what do you think about shea's questions?

if you do it correctly, absolutely not

if you do it incorrectly, yes

shea's questions were annoying to answer, but were still alright with me

[Thestatusquo]

YOu think glork is good?

[Quagmire]

YOu think glork is good?

Yes.

[Thestatusquo]

In life? That was the purpose of the question...

[Simenon]

YOu think glork is good?

Yes.

What changed your opinion?

[Porochaz]

Glork is wrong

[Sarcastro]

Franklin Delano Roosevelt - Great President, or

Greatest

President?

Neither. He was a terrible president. In fact, if the Great Depression didn't begin to end while he was in office, he would be the worst president that this country has ever had.

Gasp! How totally unexpected! Who do you consider the greatest president, then?

[Adel]

what do you think of richie hawtin?

do you know who jack is?

what podcasts do you think have decent music?

have you ever heard of the "further" parties?

what do you think of abelton live?

final scratch?

Have you ever been to the WMC?

[Quagmire]

YOu think glork is good?

Yes.

What changed your opinion?

I noticed quite a bit less of him being the 'mafiascum moral authority' and taking the high road in every single conflict that this site ever had, and he also seemed to stop being an inoffensive douchebag and turned into a more offensive one, which is definitely a transformation i approve and support wholeheartedly.

he also gained a sense of humor and knows sports.

Gasp! How totally unexpected! Who do you consider the greatest president, then?

hmm.. I liked Theodore Roosevelt quite a bit, although Lincoln was a badass. I'll stick with the other Roosevelt.

what do you think of richie hawtin?

do you know who jack is?

what podcasts do you think have decent music?

have you ever heard of the "further" parties?

what do you think of abelton live?

final scratch?

Have you ever been to the WMC?

no opinion, yes, i don't listen to podcasts; only my music, if by "further" you actually mean "independent" then yes, no opinion, i wish, no

[Thestatusquo]

xblassassin: why does Quagmires "Get to Know a Poser" say Jdodge?