DOMAIN: Everything. By default, all are under him. Praise be upon him.
DOMAIN: Dimensions, and what their multiplicity entails. The gatekeeper of thought, and soul, and reality, from eachother. Praise be upon him.
DOMAIN: "." The importance of "." is known only to them. Whether or not this knowledge is not for mortals, or held for little justification, we may never know. Praise be upon them.
DOMAIN: Reality and Spam. The existence of a significant duality between these domains is arguable, but should be discussed. Praise upon him.
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And while not part of the council, still considered a Tier 1 god, this being:
DOMAIN: The gods themselves. She is the first and the creator, and the one who has so blessedly bestowed this prophecy upon my shoulders. The god who made the gods, and allowed them to choose their domains. Praise be upon her. She knows, and sees all, but does not control all, that would be Aronis.
Tier 2.1:
DOMAIN: The undead, and those who never lived, and are not yet born. Praise be upon her, and her grace to those no longer tied to reality.
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Tier 2.2:
DOMAIN: Sleep, dreams, and other related things. Praise be upon him, and every day, or else you may have bad sleep.
DOMAIN: The personal servant and underling of Papa Zito (praise upon him). Do not forget to honor him as you would any other god.
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Tier 2.3:
DOMAIN: Of fire and of heat, and other related things, of action. The yang to mykonian's yin. Praise upon him, but only as much as you do Firebringer.
DOMAIN: Of ice and cold, of frigidness and other things, of logic, and of calculation. The yin to Firebringer's yang. Praise be upon them, but only as much as you do mykonian.
DOMAIN: The god of stupidity and other imbecilic behaviors; the god of hedonism and self-indulgence. Those who praise him may be looked negatively upon, but all have their place. Praise upon him.
DOMAIN: The god of self-deprecation and criticism. Often seen as in opposition to CooLDoG, though this association is not well-founded. Praise upon him. (A personal favorite of this prophet.)
DOMAIN: The god of joy and friendship, and of storytelling. Those who worship them will be granted with all of these things.
DOMAIN: The god of sincerity, and of love. Praise be upon her, and her choice ass.
DOMAIN: The god of choices, and of morals, and especially of the combination of them. Praise upon them.
DOMAIN: The god of accountability and responsibility and honor. Praise upon them.
DOMAIN: The god of lies and trickery. Many here may like this about him.
DOMAIN: The god of flailing, fear and impulsiveness. Can be dangerous to be around.
DOMAIN: The personal servant of Cheetory6, as SleepyKrew is to Papa Zito. Do not forget Aeronaut either, as he is perhaps even more dangerous and unpredictable.
DOMAIN: The god of ranking, and of overseeing the tiers of which I am describing. The tiers are subject to change, as well as who the gods are. Mortals are ranked as well.
DOMAIN: The god of mediocrity and failure. Praise him, maybe. Why would you?
DOMAIN: The god of procrastination. Pray to him and you will become more distracted. I have experience with this.
DOMAIN: The god of slight misfortune and slight negativity. If you praise Zachstralkita individually, you might have a subpar experience. I warned you.
THE QUEEN OF THEM ALL,
DOMAIN: Goddess of the internet, and its gods as well. Reigns over all below her.
Tier 5.1
DOMAIN: The god of taste and identifying things for what they really are (terrible). Praise upon him.
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Tier 5.2
DOMAIN: The god of puns, good, bad, and smelly. Praise him and your puns may be revered for all time.
DOMAIN: The god of memes, and the classification and promotion of great memes. Pray to him or Hugh Mungus for many dank days in the future.
DOMAIN: The goddess of cute things on the internet, and those odd little quirks that make you appreciate life. Pray to her, and while your blessings may not be large, they will be nice.
DOMAIN: The god of "bestgirl". The interpretation of this concept is in my head, but not describable. Important god, still.
DOMAIN: The god of weird, silly, stupid things, such as dancing cows. A court jester for the gods, if you will. Pray to him and you will be granted hijinks and tomfoolery of the greatest spectacle.
DOMAIN: The goddess of messengers and messages. Possibly had some relation to what I am saying... I will praise her anyway. Praise to you, Postie. The grandest praises to you.
DOMAIN: The god of poor planning and predictable failures.
Notes: That's me. I am unaware if I am the original prophet, or extremely naive. I have found no trace of this religion so far, but I will deliver this message regardless.
Pray to these gods as much as you can, every day, and you will be granted with greatness in the eyes of them and your mortal friends. This message has been sent to me by the highest of gods, and I know that is true. Spread the word, my fellows, and may the prophets increase in number.