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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 8:14 am
by Friend Computer
Current Mod: Friend Computer


Players:

McMenno (Bruised hip)
Nexus
Radja
Xalxe
KingdomAces (Severe body burns)
KuroiXHF
Equinox
Cheery Dog
ErrantParabola
Snakes

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 8:24 am
by Nexus
Greetings Friend Computer.

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 8:29 am
by Friend Computer
Greetings! enter a command
in bold
to join!

Command: _

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 8:31 am
by McMenno
wonder who friend computer is

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 8:31 am
by Nexus
Command:
join

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 8:53 am
by Radja
defriend computer

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 8:55 am
by Xalxe
Join and be very happy

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 9:37 am
by Friend Computer
Processing replies.
McMenno wrote:
wonder who friend computer is
Command failed:
Sadly, the mod is not a character here.
Nexus wrote:Command:
join
WELCOME!
Radja wrote:
defriend computer
Command failed:
You never friended me.
Xalxe wrote:
Join and be very happy
Thank you.

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 3:09 pm
by Friend Computer
Remember, you are allowed to *gasp* make commands relevant to the story.

Also, just to clarify, only one action per "turn".

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 3:11 pm
by KingdomAces
Look around

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 3:12 pm
by KuroiXHF
scratch nose

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 4:22 pm
by Equinox
Command:
Hello, Friend Computer.

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 4:36 pm
by Cheery Dog
Fall asleep

Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2016 5:43 am
by Friend Computer
Processing commands.
KingdomAces wrote:
Look around
You are in a grey room. As in, completely gray. You are all sitting on chairs. There is a (Gray) door and a window, as well as a fireplace and table. There is a bottle on the table.
KuroiXHF wrote:
scratch nose
Command failed:
You attempt to scratch your nose. Unfortunately, you are tied to the chair (as are all players) and thus cannot move.
Equinox wrote:Command:
Hello, Friend Computer.
Welcome.
Cheery Dog wrote:
Fall asleep
You fall asleep.

Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2016 5:49 am
by McMenno
cut ropes using side of fireplace

Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2016 5:57 am
by KuroiXHF
Think about scratching my nose.

Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2016 5:59 am
by Xalxe
Put on orange jumpsuit

Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2016 6:13 am
by Morning Tweet
This situation feels oddly familar..

Command:
Hop over towards the fireplace.

Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2016 6:43 am
by Friend Computer
Processing commands.
McMenno wrote:
cut ropes using side of fireplace
Command failed:
You are not close enough to the fireplace.
KuroiXHF wrote:
Think about scratching my nose.
You think about scratching your nose.
Xalxe wrote:
Put on orange jumpsuit
Command failed:
You are still tied to the seat.

You can hear distant footsteps.

Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2016 6:46 am
by KuroiXHF
Fail this command.

Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2016 6:56 am
by Nexus
Request that friend computer lets me free, please

Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2016 7:04 am
by Equinox
Command:
Examine bottle.

Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2016 7:34 am
by McMenno
get next to fireplace, then perform previous command

Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2016 9:01 am
by Friend Computer
Processing commands.
KuroiXHF wrote:
Fail this command.
Command failed:
A paradox was formed.
Nexus wrote:
Request that friend computer lets me free, please
Command failed:
I am not a player in this game.
Equinox wrote:Command:
Examine bottle.
It's a glass bottle filled with a clear liquid.
McMenno wrote:
get next to fireplace, then perform previous command
Command failed:
The fireplace is not sharp enough. You have received a
WOUND (Bruised hip)
.

Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2016 9:10 am
by KuroiXHF
Guys. I've just deduced that this is not an actual computer.

Computers would have crashed or received an error due to the paradox. This has not. I have beaten the computer.