GTKAS: STFUNOC Edition (Phate)

[Phate]

Possibly due to subconscious masochistic tendencies, I am going all GTKAS-vig, a la Anix and Adele.

You know the drill.

[Kelly Chen]

Why do I recognize your name?

[Phate]

You've seen it in xyzzy's sig.

[Simenon]

I think that's the boat out of general discussion. All aboard!

Did you get a sense of empowerment out making this thread?
Do you actually think people will get to know you better?

[Phate]

Not really.
Doubt it; hence the title.

[Simenon]

Do you really, really hate me and all I stand for?

Do you know where this is going?

[Simenon]

Remember when jdodge started trolling you and I said you were going to be the new White and you became the new White why am so always right all the time?

[Adel]

have you ever been molested?



have you ever been molested by a relative?



have you ever been forcibly molested by a relative?



1. have you ever been forcibly and violently molested by a relative?

2. have you ever been forcibly and violently molested by a relative of the same gender?

3. have you ever been forcibly and violently molested by a relative of the same gender and not been believed when you attempted to report it to your parents or other authority figures?
4. have you ever been forcibly and violently molested by a relative of the same gender and not been believed when you attempted to report it to your parents or other authority figures only for the same kind of incident to repeat itself over and over again over a period of months?
5. have you ever been forcibly and violently molested by a relative of the same gender and not been believed when you attempted to report it to your parents or other authority figures only for the same kind of incident to repeat itself over and over again over a period of months and now you not only live with the mental scarring, but you also have a physical disability from the torture you experienced?
6. have you ever been forcibly and violently molested by a relative of the same gender, to the point of hospitalization, and not been believed when you attempted to report it to your parents or other authority figures only for the same kind of incident to repeat itself over and over again over a period of months and now you not only live with the mental scarring, but you also have a physical disability from the torture you experienced?
7. have you ever been forcibly and violently molested by a relative of the same gender, to the point of hospitalization, and over a period of years become acclimated to the point of considering the treatment to be normal life?
8. have you ever wanted to be forcibly and violently molested by a relative of the same gender, to the point of hospitalization, and over a period of years become acclimated to the point of considering the treatment to be normal life?
9. have you ever kept a person significantly younger than yourself chained in a basement or tool shed without their consent for a period longer than 96 hours?
10. have you ever wanted to keep a person significantly younger than yourself chained in a basement or tool shed without their consent for a period longer than 96 hours?
11. did you actually read every word I typed in this post?

[Erg0]

have you ever wanted to keep a person significantly younger than yourself chained in a basement or tool shed without their consent for a period longer than 96 hours?

So less than 96 hours is ok? I've gotta run home...

[Phate]

Do you really, really hate me and all I stand for?

Do you know where this is going?

No, and no.

Remember when jdodge started trolling you and I said you were going to be the new White and you became the new White why am so always right all the time?

You aren't.

1. have you ever been forcibly and violently molested by a relative?

2. have you ever been forcibly and violently molested by a relative of the same gender?

3. have you ever been forcibly and violently molested by a relative of the same gender and not been believed when you attempted to report it to your parents or other authority figures?
4. have you ever been forcibly and violently molested by a relative of the same gender and not been believed when you attempted to report it to your parents or other authority figures only for the same kind of incident to repeat itself over and over again over a period of months?
5. have you ever been forcibly and violently molested by a relative of the same gender and not been believed when you attempted to report it to your parents or other authority figures only for the same kind of incident to repeat itself over and over again over a period of months and now you not only live with the mental scarring, but you also have a physical disability from the torture you experienced?
6. have you ever been forcibly and violently molested by a relative of the same gender, to the point of hospitalization, and not been believed when you attempted to report it to your parents or other authority figures only for the same kind of incident to repeat itself over and over again over a period of months and now you not only live with the mental scarring, but you also have a physical disability from the torture you experienced?
7. have you ever been forcibly and violently molested by a relative of the same gender, to the point of hospitalization, and over a period of years become acclimated to the point of considering the treatment to be normal life?
8. have you ever wanted to be forcibly and violently molested by a relative of the same gender, to the point of hospitalization, and over a period of years become acclimated to the point of considering the treatment to be normal life?
9. have you ever kept a person significantly younger than yourself chained in a basement or tool shed without their consent for a period longer than 96 hours?
10. have you ever wanted to keep a person significantly younger than yourself chained in a basement or tool shed without their consent for a period longer than 96 hours?
11. did you actually read every word I typed in this post?

1-9: no.
10: nope, not a pedophile.
11: no, I skipped most of 4-8.

[Adel]

well that took the fun out of my post.

[Phate]

I read enough to smile at it.

[Erg0]

Ok, here's a question: who gave you the awards that you claim in your signature?

Also, what is the basis for claiming to be the site's 19th most "prolific" poster with fewer than 700 posts to your name? If you're referring to posts per day, I don't think you've met the qualifying period.

[Phate]

The awards in my signature are tongue-in-cheek.

The first one was from my entrance on page ~35 in the Corsican Syndicate.

The second one was from Sage. You can find it in the Sponsor a New Player Mafia thread, or in my first newbie game.

The third is, yes, based on posts per day, and yes, I know it's inaccurate.

[Erg0]

Well, I got to know you better so I suppose this thread has served its purpose.

I won't tell you what I learned - try and guess.

[Phate]

Arrogance. Presumptuousness. Insult synonyms here.

[Erg0]

Actually, it was "possible inferiority complex". Are you in any games with ABR? I want to test Sim's claim that you're the new White.

[Phate]

No, I am in no games with ABR, nor do I wish to be. Sim's claim that I'm the new White was based on JDodge&Posse's early reaction to me in scumchat.

I am now an accepted member of scumchat, mostly by JDodge&Posse.

[Oman]

Actually, it was "possible inferiority complex". Are you in any games with ABR? I want to test Sim's claim that you're the new White.

BURN!

[Phate]

What Oman would classify as a burn just isn't burninating enough to be a burn. I guess he's going for the whole "If you can't do, watch as someone else does and support them" approach, but he's even phailing at that.

[Oman]

And your lame attempts at imitating Jdodge are just marvelous, aren't they?

[Adel]

what is the general scumchat posse's opinion of me?

[JDodge]

Why the hell did you decide to circumvent the GTKAS system?

Why should I not kick you out of Asshat for circumventing the GTKAS system?

Why is Oman such a douche and a prick?

EDIT: For Adel:

[12:07:40 AM] jdodge1019: Adel: "what is the general scumchat posse's opinion of me? "
[12:07:42 AM] jdodge1019: OPINIONS
[12:07:42 AM] jdodge1019: NOW
[12:07:51 AM] thokstar: Dead cat?
[12:08:30 AM] buhbuhbam13: "meh"
[12:10:07 AM] *** mazzehmedeh has left the chat.
[12:10:26 AM] clickypencil: dead O_o
[12:10:33 AM] bouncyelmo: kinda sharp edges but she's kind of interesting
[12:10:56 AM] bouncyelmo: I lolled hard at what she said about Oman

for the record, i agree with Elmo

[Brutal Assassin]

JD, we're not supposed to acknowledge that there is a scumchat posse. I'll have to take this up with the higherups.

[Oman]

[12:10:33 AM] bouncyelmo: kinda sharp edges but she's kind of interesting
[12:10:56 AM] bouncyelmo: I lolled hard at what she said about Oman

I with elmo.