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If you lost both of your hands in a freak lawnmower accident and you weren't allowed to replace them with prosthetic hands, what would you get instead?

Haschel Cedricson wrote:If you lost both of your hands in a freak lawnmower accident and you weren't allowed to replace them with prosthetic hands, what would you get instead?

oh good, a wierd one to start it off. I'd probably like to attach utensils, because it would be pretty wierd having someone else feed me, or having to eat through a tube.

what's your biggest interest? (besides mafia obv)

Favorite sound?
Least favorite sound?
Favorite curse word?
A job you'd never do?
If God and Heaven existed, what would you like God to tell you at your arrival?

Which if these fates would you most rather choose?
1. Lose both your thumbs.
2. Lose your ability to smell.
3. Going in a coma for 5 years, and having to catch up on 5 years on current events, but no bodily harm.

Andycyca wrote:what's your biggest interest? (besides mafia obv)

Hmm. Thats a tough one. I'm probably the MOST involved with music. I play guitar in a band, saxophone in my high school's band, piano, bass and drums for my own leisure. I also dabble in composing.

Andycyca wrote: Favorite sound?
Least favorite sound?

fave= overdriven guitar
least= a crying baby

Andycyca wrote: Favorite curse word?

shit.

Andycyca wrote: A job you'd never do?

I would never be a priest, or a garbage man.

Andycyca wrote: If God and Heaven existed, what would you like God to tell you at your arrival?

To tell me that he doesnt mind that Ive been barking up the wrong tree this whole time.

eljcko wrote:Which if these fates would you most rather choose?
1. Lose both your thumbs.
2. Lose your ability to smell.
3. Going in a coma for 5 years, and having to catch up on 5 years on current events, but no bodily harm.

3. My thumbs are much too valuable to me as a musician, and what is the taste of food without smell? (try eating wearing a nose plug. its just not the same).

Do you use...

...Twitter?
...Last.fm?
...Firefox?
...Any open-source software?
...Linux?

Who is Elias?

Why is he a thief?

Is he a good thief?

Explain thy avatar.

Have a nice day!

Andycyca wrote:Do you use...

...Twitter?
...Last.fm?
...Firefox?
...Any open-source software?
...Linux?

no no yes no no.

Kison wrote:Who is Elias?

Elias is the main character of a novel I was writing a long time ago, which just sort of became my online persona.

Kison wrote: Why is he a thief?

Elias is a homeless orphan living in a large city. Stealing is just one way to get by. Besides, the city patrons certainly wont miss the odd loaf of bread now and then, right?

Kison wrote: Is he a good thief?

Pretty good. He gets by, and up until the point at which I delayed my writing he hadn't been caught.

Kison wrote: Explain thy avatar.

I googled thief and chose one that looked cool.

Kison wrote: Have a nice day!

thanks, you too.

Get out mah house?

Thestatusquo wrote:Get out mah house?

yes.

If you had to be stuck on an island with an historical figure, who would it be, and how long would it take before you decided to eat them?

Random post: CHEESE!

where did you alt name come from?

if i ask you a question will you STOP WHINING ABOUT NOBODY ASKING YOU QUESTIONS?

what's your best game as town so far?

what's your worst game as town so far?

what's your best game as scum so far?

what's your worst game as scum so far?

If you were going to die, but had one more mafia game you could play and you could choose any theme you wanted, what would it be and why?

K. My questions are based on my understanding that you and Shea are brothers. I have two brothers close in age to myself so the sibling thing interests me.

Are you guys close or is there lots of sibling tension?

Do you guys argue? A lot or a little?

Do you worry that one of you is a parent's favorite?

Are there other brothers and sisters? If so how do they play into your family dynamic?

Have you gotten into physical fistfights?

Who won?

Who would win now?

Did the winner of physical fights change as a result of growth spurts and such (younger brothers revenge?)

Has one of you protected the other from a bully?

What are you better at than your brother? What is he better at than you?

What do you most like/respect about him? What do you hope he likes/respects most about you?

What bugs you most about him? What do you think bugs him about you?

Obligatory: Should Shea stop trolling?

Why do you think no one likes you?

Why are you so fat?

How much Gypsy could a wood chuck chuck?

Do Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo?

a / s / l ?

Elias_the_thief wrote:

Andycyca wrote:Do you use...

...Firefox?
...Any open-source software?

yes no.

Liar! You admit to using OSS in the same post you deny it? Firefox is open source.

My question: How can we trust anything you say now?

-JEEP

What went oh so wrong?

jeep wrote:

Elias_the_thief wrote:

Andycyca wrote:Do you use...

...Firefox?
...Any open-source software?

yes no.

Liar! You admit to using OSS in the same post you deny it? Firefox is open source.

My question: How can we trust anything you say now?

-JEEP

Heh, I'm glad at least one person understood my trap.

neko2086 wrote:If you had to be stuck on an island with an historical figure, who would it be, and how long would it take before you decided to eat them?

The pillsbury doughboy, and not very long.