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Not_Mafia known for hammering regardless of alignment.In post 9, RationalMadman wrote:What do you mean? Scum can't hammer to win on day phaae one.
In post 16, Agent of Chaos wrote:DS1 Bosses Ranked By How Well I Think They Could Protect Me From Spiders
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Smough: +Greatest spider smashing tool of all time (And I'm not even talking about his mallet). +Is daddy af. +Not a single fuck given about spiders. +Literally a spider bulldozer.
Kalameet: +Amazing AOE spider blasts. +Can telepathically command the spiders to leave. -Thinks he's Professor X.
Great Grey Wolf Sif: +Excellent Spider hunting skills. +Very Eager. +Is the goodest boi. -Sometimes might just play with the Spiders or puts them in his mouth and try to chew them but drop them on the floor by accident and then just paw at them while they spider around.
Artorias: +Highly aggro and excellent spider tracking. -Leaves goo everywhere.
Manus: +Can flatten many spiders with his giant hand. +AOE and ranged Spider killing capabilities.
Ornstein: +Quick and agile spider slaying potential. +Is a living bug zapper racket. -Would be more ideal for mosquitos and wasps.
Crossbreed Priscilla: +Can turn invisible to hunt spiders. +Is a girl, probably fucking hates spiders. -Scythe seems like impractical spider hunting weapon.
Gaping Dragon: +Innate spider fumigation powers (Acid Throw Up). -Vomit on your carpet?
Gwyn Lord of Cinder: +Has absolutely no fear of Spiders. +Can hurl lightening bolts at spiders. -Spiders probably live in his beard.
Seath The Scaleless: +Giant tentacles could crush thousands of spiders at once. +Powerful AOE spider genocide capabilities. +Is invulnerable unless the spiders infest his tree. -Seath is probably fucking terrified of spiders he just has that energy.
Dark Sun Gwyndolin: +Can use magic for long range spider kills. -Probably would run away from the spiders. -Their tentacles are almost as gross as the spiders themselves.
Iron Golem: +Almost completely invulnerable to Spiders. +Could crush hundreds of spiders with every step. -Might die if a spider bites his heel.
Demon Firesage: Same pros and cons as Asylum Demon but benefits from +Accidentally kills lots of spiders when he farts +Devastating AOE Spider killing blasts
Capra Demon: Average Spider killing potential. -Demons probably don't care too much about spiders. +Dual wielding spider smashers is a plus tho.
Asylum Demon/Stray Demon: +Good spider smashing weapon. -Poor spider tracking. -Probably doesn't care too much about spiders
Bell Gargoyle: -Poor spider killing weapon. -Poor spider searching visibility due to impractical helmet.
-Often very lethargic (made of stone?). +There are two of them which means more spider killing man-power and can kill spiders in two different places at the same time.
Ceaseless Discharge: -Too big to notice spiders. +Probably accidentally kills lots of spiders due to involuntary lava discharge.
Taurus Demon: -Probably doesn't care about spiders. -God forbid a spider get the drop on him.
Four Kings: -Too dark to see spiders in the abyss. +Spiders might not even exist in the abyss. +Extremely high spider killing manpower. +Spiders have extremely low DPS capabilities. -The Abyss is scarier than spiders.
Moonlight Butterfly: +Spider killing laser beams. -Distant relative of spiders? -Probably doesn't care about spiders.
Pinwheel: -Is a little bitch. -Is sometimes multiple little bitches.
Centipede Demon: -Is also an Arthropoda (may have compassion for spiders).
Gravelord Nito: -Definitely doesn't care about spiders. -Contains many spiders. -Can summon skeletons containing more spiders.
Bed of Chaos: -Utterly infested with spiders.
Chaos Witch Quelaag: -Is literally a Spider.
Wow, you assumed we lynch mafia without revealing any PR? At day 1?In post 12, RationalMadman wrote:Scum has 2/5 chance to hit a PR, that is not ridiculously low.
Someone is getting a permaban.In post 19, Enchant wrote:lynch
The chances are 1/5 if you mean the PR that can catch the type of scum but there's both Cop and Seer regardless if I understand the setup correctly.In post 19, Enchant wrote:you