Mafia 23: Siege of San Quida - Game over!

[Dasquian]

Status:

The game is over, with a victory for the Town!

Survived (6/20):

Cubsfan4life - Townie
meaning of life 42 (replacing mlaker) - Townie
sycko999 (replacing KingEnigma) - Retired Thief
Yoko Kurama - Sleuth
Tigris - Medic
spork76 (replacing NanookTheWolf) - Cop

Didn't (14/20):

Phoebus - Townie, gunned down night 1

bigbenwd - Mafia Goon, eaten by something large night 1

Carmine - Mafia Goon, lynched day 1

Morpheus - Beneficiary, died of hypothermia night 2

FrogGurl - Townie, garrotted night 2

PopsicleStix - Mafia Goon, lynched day 2

JDTAY - Townie, fed to piranhas night 3

Green Crayons - Henchman, decapitated night 3

Uraj45 - Mafia Godfather, lynched day 3

Dragon Phoenix - Thief, turned into the town's breakfast night 4

dragonmaster - Townie, lynched day 4

Yanqush - Townie, lynched day 5

Corsato (replacing discer) - Townie, shot through the head night 7

Flying Dutchman (replacing gashlycrumb) - Evil Genius, lynched day 7

History:

Day 1 : Start - End
Day 2 : Start - End
Day 3 : Start - End
Day 4 : Start - End
Day 5 : Start - End
Day 6 - Start - End
Day 7 - Start - End of game

[Dasquian]

Rules, stolen from Werebear, who stole them from himself and from MeMe before that, and... well, I dunno. They're the standard rules anyway, give or take a few rewordings of my own. Read them!

* Nights will last around 3 RL days. The deadline will be posted. If you need an extension, just tell me, I might need one someday myself.
* Days will last as long as they need to. If discussion lags, I will impose a deadline. If discussion picks up, the deadline will be rescinded. ONCE. If I have to institute it again, it’s permanent.
* Votes must be in bold. If you do not bold your vote, it will not be counted. I will probably still see it, I'll just purposely ignore it, and laugh at you.
* Vote changes must be preceded by an unvote, or they will not be counted. See above.
* Once a player has reached the necessary majority to lynch, the day is over. Unvoting them will not save their life.
* No lynches are allowed, they require the same votes as a lynch.
* The game is not to be discussed outside of the thread.
* Once your death scene has been posted, you’re dead. No posting except to say, "Alack! Curses!"
* Don’t edit/delete previously submitted posts. No matter what stupid thing you've done.
* No quoting mod PMs from me, at all. It probably won't matter if you do, but it's the principle of the thing. Don't do it. You may of course paraphrase the information in the PMs.
* If you have a night choice to make, it is due by the posted deadline. When you miss a choice, you don't do anything, which sucks for you and your allies. You will have no excuse because I will have sent you a reminder 24 hours before
* If you're going to be gone any amount of time, let everyone know. Please.
* I am always right. If you think I made a mistake, you are wrong and should privately let me know so I can laugh at your foolishness. I certainly will not correct the mistake and be grateful to you for pointing it out, because I am always right.
* Have fun, or I'll gut you

good

.

[Dasquian]

Mafia 23: Siege of San Quida!

San Quida was a pleasant little town in the foothills of Sicily (probably somewhere near Renlino, they seem to have the same naming convention...), where townsfolk go about their simple and happy lives with a smile on their face, and laughter in their heart. That is, until the

mafia

moved in. Jeeze, isn't it always the way? A poor nameless, non-descript NPC townsfolk was found just a few hours ago, face-down in the gutter with a knife sticking out of his back - a quick search of his pockets reveals this crumpled note:

You're just a plain old

Townie

. You have no night actions, and you win when all anti-town roles are dead. Good luck!

Looks like the poor chap would've been a Townie, if he'd even made it out of Day 0. If there are any other Townies in the town, that's probably what their role PM would look like too

Anyway - ancient tradition states that the arrival of the mafia requires daily lynchings and big arguments, so that's just what'll happen - thankfully the mafia (and any other creeps who tend to show up on these sort of occasions) are rule-abiding murderers, so they won't be taking the easy route of simply gunning everyone down in one go. Everyone makes their way back home for the night, hoping to still be around the following morning when "discussions" begin...

Roles are going out! Please CONFIRM BY PM as soon as you get your role PM.

[Dasquian]

If your name is still in

red

up at the top of the page, it's because I haven't received your confirmation PM yet! Please PM me ASAP if you haven't already - I'll start looking for replacements in a couple of days.

[Dasquian]

A big "thank you" to gashlycrumb, who's replaced Crola. Nemo and discer have been prodded, so hopefully not much longer to wait now You can send any choices you might have if you want, but there will be a proper, deadlined night after everyone has confirmed.

[Dasquian]

Well, I've got nearly all the confirmations so I'm going to go ahead and officially start night. The deadline is

Wednesday, May 2nd, 10pm BST (GMT+1)

, about two and a half days from this post. Any missing choices will be made randomly by me, and you might not like that On future nights, missing choices will be counted as doing nothing.

It's

NIGHT

, choices please!

[Dasquian]

Phew, finally got a replacement for Nemo. Deadline is extended a short while to allow Tigris time to pick up his role, talk to any comrades he may or may not have, and make any choices he may or may not have (of course, he might just be a townie and I might just be screwing with y'all )

To everyone else, if you haven't sent me a choice already do so!

[Dasquian]

Day dawns on San Quida, and all twenty of you arrive at the town hall to decide who needs a good hanging. Actually, that's a lie. Only eighteen of you turn up at the hall and after twenty minutes of tutting and pointed looking-at-watches, you decide to go and see what's keeping Phoebus and bigbenwd.

First stop is Phoebus' house, and it appears he's got a terminal case of being brutally gunned down and dying alone in a pool of his own blood. He won't be making today's meeting, or any future ones for that matter. That's a shame, because he was a

Townie

, and had only the best of intentions.

Disheartened, the crowd head to bigbenwd's house - perhaps he just forgot to get up? Unfortunately, no. You don't find bigbenwd, but you

do

find a crushed skeleton, soaked in digestive juices and wearing scraps of fur. The mind boggles. It's not all bad news though, as a search (well, looting) of his house reveals empty pizza boxes, tommy-guns, spare horse heads, and various other clues that prove that ben was a

Mafia Goon

.

It is

DAY

! With 18 of you alive, 10 votes are needed for a lynch. Start talking...

[Dragon Phoenix]

Not too bad (sorry Phoebus).

Random

vote Popsiclestix

[dragonmaster]

hey, one mafia dude down.

random vote: Yoko

[Uraj45]

Oh Yay! Hard to get much of a better start than that.

random vote: mlaker

[Cubsfan4life]

I love it when one evil kills a member of the other evil

random

Vote: Green Crayons

[JDTAY]

not random yet completely unjustified vote: Dragon Phoenix

I didn't want to go to the effort of visiting random.org.

[KingEnigma]

Random Vote: JDTAY

Last person to post...dangit thats a reason....

[PopsicleStix]

Wow... Interesting way to start a new day... Lets get down to buisness shal we?

Vote: Carmine

her last zero posts were extremely scummy to me. I bet she's scum!...

[JDTAY]

Dude, KingEnigma, if everyone used that reason for voting, noone would ever get lynched, unless there was a guy stupid enough to post 10 times before realizing what everyone was doing.

[bigbenwd]

hey, it's not THAT good that I died, is it? I'm gonna go sit in my corner of shame now.

[PopsicleStix]

Yeah, uh JADTAY I think he was being sarcastic...

[KingEnigma]

yeah, JDTAY, I was random voting and for some reason i was trying to think of a reason to random vote someone, and you just turned out to be the last person to post, so there you go.

and dont freak out so much....it may go away

[gashlycrumb]

We're lucky to start off the game with one fewer mafioso. Good one, that. It's too bad about Phoebus.

First name on the alphabetical list who's not yet posted

vote: Carmine.

Start talking!

[FrogGurl]

Good morning all, yay that one scum is dead already. And let's start on a

Random vote on someone who hasn't been voted for yet: Morpheus

[NanookTheWolf]

Hey ya'll, I'll go after Discer, I suppose.

Vote: Discer

[discer]

vote: JDTAY

He stole my opportunity to vote for DP cause I've never voted for him before. That I can recollect.

[Yoko Kurama]

I might as well start a bandwagon

Vote-Carmine

[JDTAY]

Whoa, starting the first bandwagon of the game, and against me nonetheless, that really warrants a vote.

unvote: Dragon Phoenix
OMGURRS vote: discer