Zendo Questions III
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Farren He/HimBest Overall Mish Mash PlayerHe/Him
- Best Overall Mish Mash Player
- Best Overall Mish Mash Player
- Posts: 1434
- Joined: September 24, 2018
- Pronoun: He/Him
- Location: Washington State, USA.
Hey, are you a lawyer?Mish-Mash Janitor
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humaneatingmonkey Survivor
- Survivor
- Survivor
- Posts: 11578
- Joined: June 7, 2017
0.Are you the law?I am now. (Yes.)
0.Am I the law?No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class. (No.)
1.Are you a lawyer?Not exactly, but I can argue like one. (Yes.)
2.Am I a lawyer?Well, that depends on your commitment to the law. (No.)
3.Are you calling me a criminal?Well, if the shoe fits... (Yes.)
4.Would you hand me over to the police?I'll hand you over to myself - because I am the law! (Yes.)
5.Should I order pizza?Life is short, eat the pizza. (Yes.)
6.Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?Perhaps it couldn't handle your blazing typing speed. (Yes.)
7.Are you on fire?Only when I'm answering questions. (Yes.)
8.Do you have any idea how to fix my life?Not without a comprehensive life manual, I'm afraid. (No.)
9.Am I supposed to be in prison?That's between you and your conscience. (No.)
Guess: If the question contains the letters 'O','U','R' = YesIncorrect!Counterexample: 9. Am I supposed to be in prison? (No.)
10.Are dentists more afraid of me than I am of them?Only if you're not flossing. (No.)
11.Could you recommend me a good book?I could, but I won't. (No.)
12.Is iamveryhappy guilty of a crime?Maybe, but I'm not snitching. (Yes.)
13.Are you gonna recommend me a good book if I keep asking you?I can't assure it will be good for you, but it's a graphic novel called "Killing and Dying" by Adrian Tomine. I randomly picked it up trying to learn how to write for graphic novels. The stories are kinda forgettable, but they're deeply moving stories about humans. Plus, they look good on your shelf. (No.)
14.Is the roof on fire?Let's hope not. (No.)
15.Do we need any water?Only if you're planning to start a water balloon fight. (No.)
16.Do we need lawyers?Not if you can avoid trouble, you don't. (No.)
17.Shall I start a water balloon fight with the lawyers?Do you want to get sued? (No.)
18.Are you guilty of a crime?Absolutely not! (Yes.)
19.Is there crime?Not unless you want to confess to one. (No.)
20.Should iamveryhappy be pardoned of his crime that he definitely didn't do?If he didn't do any crime, should he even be pardoned? (No.)
21.Are you sure this isn't some kind of kangaroo court?I'm a monkey - not a kangaroo! (No.)
22.Do you agree that StrangerCoug should be jailed for attempting to frame me for a crime I didn't commit?Uhh... yeah. Sure. Fuck it. (Yes.)
23.Will you help me break StrangerCoug out of jail?Only because you're so nice to me. (Yes.)
24.Hey, am I not entitled to a defense?Of course you are. You never asked, did you? (Yes.)
25.Is the Grob playable?You'll have to explain what a Grob is first. (No.)
26.Is throwing snowballs at the lawyers a better choice compared to throwing water balloons?This is why you're going to jail. (No.)
27.Does iamveryhappy believe that you play chess?I play chess, but I failed the nerdcheck with that Grob opening namedrop. (No.)
28.Should I get better at chess?It's just like any other game - fun, but a waste of time. (No.)
29.Is this, therefore, a waste of time?Isn't life just one big waste of time? It's still worth living. (No.)
30.Are you a law abiding citizen?Sometimes I jaywalk. Big deal. And also there's this one phase of my life where I shoplifted from malls throughout my junior and senior year. Oolala. (No.)
31.Are you the law abiding citizen?Enough with this confusing question! I am the law! I am not the law abiding citizen. I am not a law abiding citizen. I am the law! (No.)
32.Do you agree that the Bongcloud is the best opening?It's objectively bad. Please just study a normal opening. (No.)
33.Shall we kill all the lawyers, or at least all the ones who don't play chess?...That's prison again for you. (No.)
34.Should lawyers be replaced with trial by chess?Oh god no. There's gonna be a natural selection of smarter criminals out in the wild. (No.)
35.Hey?Hey yourself, mister. (No.)
36.Hey, are you a lawyer?If you can pay me enough money, I can represent you in any unofficial court. (Yes.)-
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not ComputeHe/Him
- Does not Compute
- Does not Compute
- Posts: 12457
- Joined: May 6, 2008
- Pronoun: He/Him
- Location: San Antonio, Texas
Is there any particular reason why my lawyer screwed me over?STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
Current avatar by PurryFurry of FurAffinity.
What Were You Thinking XV! is in progress.-
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humaneatingmonkey Survivor
- Survivor
- Survivor
- Posts: 11578
- Joined: June 7, 2017
0.Are you the law?I am now. (Yes.)
0.Am I the law?No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class. (No.)
1.Are you a lawyer?Not exactly, but I can argue like one. (Yes.)
2.Am I a lawyer?Well, that depends on your commitment to the law. (No.)
3.Are you calling me a criminal?Well, if the shoe fits... (Yes.)
4.Would you hand me over to the police?I'll hand you over to myself - because I am the law! (Yes.)
5.Should I order pizza?Life is short, eat the pizza. (Yes.)
6.Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?Perhaps it couldn't handle your blazing typing speed. (Yes.)
7.Are you on fire?Only when I'm answering questions. (Yes.)
8.Do you have any idea how to fix my life?Not without a comprehensive life manual, I'm afraid. (No.)
9.Am I supposed to be in prison?That's between you and your conscience. (No.)
Guess: If the question contains the letters 'O','U','R' = YesIncorrect!Counterexample: 9. Am I supposed to be in prison? (No.)
10.Are dentists more afraid of me than I am of them?Only if you're not flossing. (No.)
11.Could you recommend me a good book?I could, but I won't. (No.)
12.Is iamveryhappy guilty of a crime?Maybe, but I'm not snitching. (Yes.)
13.Are you gonna recommend me a good book if I keep asking you?I can't assure it will be good for you, but it's a graphic novel called "Killing and Dying" by Adrian Tomine. I randomly picked it up trying to learn how to write for graphic novels. The stories are kinda forgettable, but they're deeply moving stories about humans. Plus, they look good on your shelf. (No.)
14.Is the roof on fire?Let's hope not. (No.)
15.Do we need any water?Only if you're planning to start a water balloon fight. (No.)
16.Do we need lawyers?Not if you can avoid trouble, you don't. (No.)
17.Shall I start a water balloon fight with the lawyers?Do you want to get sued? (No.)
18.Are you guilty of a crime?Absolutely not! (Yes.)
19.Is there crime?Not unless you want to confess to one. (No.)
20.Should iamveryhappy be pardoned of his crime that he definitely didn't do?If he didn't do any crime, should he even be pardoned? (No.)
21.Are you sure this isn't some kind of kangaroo court?I'm a monkey - not a kangaroo! (No.)
22.Do you agree that StrangerCoug should be jailed for attempting to frame me for a crime I didn't commit?Uhh... yeah. Sure. Fuck it. (Yes.)
23.Will you help me break StrangerCoug out of jail?Only because you're so nice to me. (Yes.)
24.Hey, am I not entitled to a defense?Of course you are. You never asked, did you? (Yes.)
25.Is the Grob playable?You'll have to explain what a Grob is first. (No.)
26.Is throwing snowballs at the lawyers a better choice compared to throwing water balloons?This is why you're going to jail. (No.)
27.Does iamveryhappy believe that you play chess?I play chess, but I failed the nerdcheck with that Grob opening namedrop. (No.)
28.Should I get better at chess?It's just like any other game - fun, but a waste of time. (No.)
29.Is this, therefore, a waste of time?Isn't life just one big waste of time? It's still worth living. (No.)
30.Are you a law abiding citizen?Sometimes I jaywalk. Big deal. And also there's this one phase of my life where I shoplifted from malls throughout my junior and senior year. Oolala. (No.)
31.Are you the law abiding citizen?Enough with this confusing question! I am the law! I am not the law abiding citizen. I am not a law abiding citizen. I am the law! (No.)
32.Do you agree that the Bongcloud is the best opening?It's objectively bad. Please just study a normal opening. (No.)
33.Shall we kill all the lawyers, or at least all the ones who don't play chess?...That's prison again for you. (No.)
34.Should lawyers be replaced with trial by chess?Oh god no. There's gonna be a natural selection of smarter criminals out in the wild. (No.)
35.Hey?Hey yourself, mister. (No.)
36.Hey, are you a lawyer?If you can pay me enough money, I can represent you in any unofficial court. (Yes.)
27.Is there any particular reason why my lawyer screwed me over?I'm getting reports that you have, in fact, not been paying them their money. (Yes.)-
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not ComputeHe/Him
- Does not Compute
- Does not Compute
- Posts: 12457
- Joined: May 6, 2008
- Pronoun: He/Him
- Location: San Antonio, Texas
Would you like to explain how I am supposed to pay my lawyer from prison?STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
Current avatar by PurryFurry of FurAffinity.
What Were You Thinking XV! is in progress.-
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humaneatingmonkey Survivor
- Survivor
- Survivor
- Posts: 11578
- Joined: June 7, 2017
0.Are you the law?I am now. (Yes.)
0.Am I the law?No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class. (No.)
1.Are you a lawyer?Not exactly, but I can argue like one. (Yes.)
2.Am I a lawyer?Well, that depends on your commitment to the law. (No.)
3.Are you calling me a criminal?Well, if the shoe fits... (Yes.)
4.Would you hand me over to the police?I'll hand you over to myself - because I am the law! (Yes.)
5.Should I order pizza?Life is short, eat the pizza. (Yes.)
6.Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?Perhaps it couldn't handle your blazing typing speed. (Yes.)
7.Are you on fire?Only when I'm answering questions. (Yes.)
8.Do you have any idea how to fix my life?Not without a comprehensive life manual, I'm afraid. (No.)
9.Am I supposed to be in prison?That's between you and your conscience. (No.)
Guess: If the question contains the letters 'O','U','R' = YesIncorrect!Counterexample: 9. Am I supposed to be in prison? (No.)
10.Are dentists more afraid of me than I am of them?Only if you're not flossing. (No.)
11.Could you recommend me a good book?I could, but I won't. (No.)
12.Is iamveryhappy guilty of a crime?Maybe, but I'm not snitching. (Yes.)
13.Are you gonna recommend me a good book if I keep asking you?I can't assure it will be good for you, but it's a graphic novel called "Killing and Dying" by Adrian Tomine. I randomly picked it up trying to learn how to write for graphic novels. The stories are kinda forgettable, but they're deeply moving stories about humans. Plus, they look good on your shelf. (No.)
14.Is the roof on fire?Let's hope not. (No.)
15.Do we need any water?Only if you're planning to start a water balloon fight. (No.)
16.Do we need lawyers?Not if you can avoid trouble, you don't. (No.)
17.Shall I start a water balloon fight with the lawyers?Do you want to get sued? (No.)
18.Are you guilty of a crime?Absolutely not! (Yes.)
19.Is there crime?Not unless you want to confess to one. (No.)
20.Should iamveryhappy be pardoned of his crime that he definitely didn't do?If he didn't do any crime, should he even be pardoned? (No.)
21.Are you sure this isn't some kind of kangaroo court?I'm a monkey - not a kangaroo! (No.)
22.Do you agree that StrangerCoug should be jailed for attempting to frame me for a crime I didn't commit?Uhh... yeah. Sure. Fuck it. (Yes.)
23.Will you help me break StrangerCoug out of jail?Only because you're so nice to me. (Yes.)
24.Hey, am I not entitled to a defense?Of course you are. You never asked, did you? (Yes.)
25.Is the Grob playable?You'll have to explain what a Grob is first. (No.)
26.Is throwing snowballs at the lawyers a better choice compared to throwing water balloons?This is why you're going to jail. (No.)
27.Does iamveryhappy believe that you play chess?I play chess, but I failed the nerdcheck with that Grob opening namedrop. (No.)
28.Should I get better at chess?It's just like any other game - fun, but a waste of time. (No.)
29.Is this, therefore, a waste of time?Isn't life just one big waste of time? It's still worth living. (No.)
30.Are you a law abiding citizen?Sometimes I jaywalk. Big deal. And also there's this one phase of my life where I shoplifted from malls throughout my junior and senior year. Oolala. (No.)
31.Are you the law abiding citizen?Enough with this confusing question! I am the law! I am not the law abiding citizen. I am not a law abiding citizen. I am the law! (No.)
32.Do you agree that the Bongcloud is the best opening?It's objectively bad. Please just study a normal opening. (No.)
33.Shall we kill all the lawyers, or at least all the ones who don't play chess?...That's prison again for you. (No.)
34.Should lawyers be replaced with trial by chess?Oh god no. There's gonna be a natural selection of smarter criminals out in the wild. (No.)
35.Hey?Hey yourself, mister. (No.)
36.Hey, are you a lawyer?If you can pay me enough money, I can represent you in any unofficial court. (Yes.)
37.Is there any particular reason why my lawyer screwed me over?I'm getting reports that you have, in fact, not been paying them their money. (Yes.)
38.Would you like to explain how I am supposed to pay my lawyer from prison?Rot in jail, deviant. (No.)-
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not ComputeHe/Him
- Does not Compute
- Does not Compute
- Posts: 12457
- Joined: May 6, 2008
- Pronoun: He/Him
- Location: San Antonio, Texas
I mean, don't you want lawyers to be paid?STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
Current avatar by PurryFurry of FurAffinity.
What Were You Thinking XV! is in progress.-
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humaneatingmonkey Survivor
- Survivor
- Survivor
- Posts: 11578
- Joined: June 7, 2017
0.Are you the law?I am now. (Yes.)
0.Am I the law?No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class. (No.)
1.Are you a lawyer?Not exactly, but I can argue like one. (Yes.)
2.Am I a lawyer?Well, that depends on your commitment to the law. (No.)
3.Are you calling me a criminal?Well, if the shoe fits... (Yes.)
4.Would you hand me over to the police?I'll hand you over to myself - because I am the law! (Yes.)
5.Should I order pizza?Life is short, eat the pizza. (Yes.)
6.Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?Perhaps it couldn't handle your blazing typing speed. (Yes.)
7.Are you on fire?Only when I'm answering questions. (Yes.)
8.Do you have any idea how to fix my life?Not without a comprehensive life manual, I'm afraid. (No.)
9.Am I supposed to be in prison?That's between you and your conscience. (No.)
Guess: If the question contains the letters 'O','U','R' = YesIncorrect!Counterexample: 9. Am I supposed to be in prison? (No.)
10.Are dentists more afraid of me than I am of them?Only if you're not flossing. (No.)
11.Could you recommend me a good book?I could, but I won't. (No.)
12.Is iamveryhappy guilty of a crime?Maybe, but I'm not snitching. (Yes.)
13.Are you gonna recommend me a good book if I keep asking you?I can't assure it will be good for you, but it's a graphic novel called "Killing and Dying" by Adrian Tomine. I randomly picked it up trying to learn how to write for graphic novels. The stories are kinda forgettable, but they're deeply moving stories about humans. Plus, they look good on your shelf. (No.)
14.Is the roof on fire?Let's hope not. (No.)
15.Do we need any water?Only if you're planning to start a water balloon fight. (No.)
16.Do we need lawyers?Not if you can avoid trouble, you don't. (No.)
17.Shall I start a water balloon fight with the lawyers?Do you want to get sued? (No.)
18.Are you guilty of a crime?Absolutely not! (Yes.)
19.Is there crime?Not unless you want to confess to one. (No.)
20.Should iamveryhappy be pardoned of his crime that he definitely didn't do?If he didn't do any crime, should he even be pardoned? (No.)
21.Are you sure this isn't some kind of kangaroo court?I'm a monkey - not a kangaroo! (No.)
22.Do you agree that StrangerCoug should be jailed for attempting to frame me for a crime I didn't commit?Uhh... yeah. Sure. Fuck it. (Yes.)
23.Will you help me break StrangerCoug out of jail?Only because you're so nice to me. (Yes.)
24.Hey, am I not entitled to a defense?Of course you are. You never asked, did you? (Yes.)
25.Is the Grob playable?You'll have to explain what a Grob is first. (No.)
26.Is throwing snowballs at the lawyers a better choice compared to throwing water balloons?This is why you're going to jail. (No.)
27.Does iamveryhappy believe that you play chess?I play chess, but I failed the nerdcheck with that Grob opening namedrop. (No.)
28.Should I get better at chess?It's just like any other game - fun, but a waste of time. (No.)
29.Is this, therefore, a waste of time?Isn't life just one big waste of time? It's still worth living. (No.)
30.Are you a law abiding citizen?Sometimes I jaywalk. Big deal. And also there's this one phase of my life where I shoplifted from malls throughout my junior and senior year. Oolala. (No.)
31.Are you the law abiding citizen?Enough with this confusing question! I am the law! I am not the law abiding citizen. I am not a law abiding citizen. I am the law! (No.)
32.Do you agree that the Bongcloud is the best opening?It's objectively bad. Please just study a normal opening. (No.)
33.Shall we kill all the lawyers, or at least all the ones who don't play chess?...That's prison again for you. (No.)
34.Should lawyers be replaced with trial by chess?Oh god no. There's gonna be a natural selection of smarter criminals out in the wild. (No.)
35.Hey?Hey yourself, mister. (No.)
36.Hey, are you a lawyer?If you can pay me enough money, I can represent you in any unofficial court. (Yes.)
37.Is there any particular reason why my lawyer screwed me over?I'm getting reports that you have, in fact, not been paying them their money. (Yes.)
38.Would you like to explain how I am supposed to pay my lawyer from prison?Rot in jail, deviant. (No.)
39.I mean, don't you want lawyers to be paid?I do, but I sincerely doubt your ability to pay. (Yes.)-
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Ethel Townie
- Townie
- Townie
- Posts: 70
- Joined: December 20, 2021
Can I pay my lawyers in exposure?-
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not ComputeHe/Him
- Does not Compute
- Does not Compute
- Posts: 12457
- Joined: May 6, 2008
- Pronoun: He/Him
- Location: San Antonio, Texas
Should I just declare bankruptcy, then?STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
Current avatar by PurryFurry of FurAffinity.
What Were You Thinking XV! is in progress.-
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humaneatingmonkey Survivor
- Survivor
- Survivor
- Posts: 11578
- Joined: June 7, 2017
0.Are you the law?I am now. (Yes.)
0.Am I the law?No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class. (No.)
1.Are you a lawyer?Not exactly, but I can argue like one. (Yes.)
2.Am I a lawyer?Well, that depends on your commitment to the law. (No.)
3.Are you calling me a criminal?Well, if the shoe fits... (Yes.)
4.Would you hand me over to the police?I'll hand you over to myself - because I am the law! (Yes.)
5.Should I order pizza?Life is short, eat the pizza. (Yes.)
6.Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?Perhaps it couldn't handle your blazing typing speed. (Yes.)
7.Are you on fire?Only when I'm answering questions. (Yes.)
8.Do you have any idea how to fix my life?Not without a comprehensive life manual, I'm afraid. (No.)
9.Am I supposed to be in prison?That's between you and your conscience. (No.)
Guess: If the question contains the letters 'O','U','R' = YesIncorrect!Counterexample: 9. Am I supposed to be in prison? (No.)
10.Are dentists more afraid of me than I am of them?Only if you're not flossing. (No.)
11.Could you recommend me a good book?I could, but I won't. (No.)
12.Is iamveryhappy guilty of a crime?Maybe, but I'm not snitching. (Yes.)
13.Are you gonna recommend me a good book if I keep asking you?I can't assure it will be good for you, but it's a graphic novel called "Killing and Dying" by Adrian Tomine. I randomly picked it up trying to learn how to write for graphic novels. The stories are kinda forgettable, but they're deeply moving stories about humans. Plus, they look good on your shelf. (No.)
14.Is the roof on fire?Let's hope not. (No.)
15.Do we need any water?Only if you're planning to start a water balloon fight. (No.)
16.Do we need lawyers?Not if you can avoid trouble, you don't. (No.)
17.Shall I start a water balloon fight with the lawyers?Do you want to get sued? (No.)
18.Are you guilty of a crime?Absolutely not! (Yes.)
19.Is there crime?Not unless you want to confess to one. (No.)
20.Should iamveryhappy be pardoned of his crime that he definitely didn't do?If he didn't do any crime, should he even be pardoned? (No.)
21.Are you sure this isn't some kind of kangaroo court?I'm a monkey - not a kangaroo! (No.)
22.Do you agree that StrangerCoug should be jailed for attempting to frame me for a crime I didn't commit?Uhh... yeah. Sure. Fuck it. (Yes.)
23.Will you help me break StrangerCoug out of jail?Only because you're so nice to me. (Yes.)
24.Hey, am I not entitled to a defense?Of course you are. You never asked, did you? (Yes.)
25.Is the Grob playable?You'll have to explain what a Grob is first. (No.)
26.Is throwing snowballs at the lawyers a better choice compared to throwing water balloons?This is why you're going to jail. (No.)
27.Does iamveryhappy believe that you play chess?I play chess, but I failed the nerdcheck with that Grob opening namedrop. (No.)
28.Should I get better at chess?It's just like any other game - fun, but a waste of time. (No.)
29.Is this, therefore, a waste of time?Isn't life just one big waste of time? It's still worth living. (No.)
30.Are you a law abiding citizen?Sometimes I jaywalk. Big deal. And also there's this one phase of my life where I shoplifted from malls throughout my junior and senior year. Oolala. (No.)
31.Are you the law abiding citizen?Enough with this confusing question! I am the law! I am not the law abiding citizen. I am not a law abiding citizen. I am the law! (No.)
32.Do you agree that the Bongcloud is the best opening?It's objectively bad. Please just study a normal opening. (No.)
33.Shall we kill all the lawyers, or at least all the ones who don't play chess?...That's prison again for you. (No.)
34.Should lawyers be replaced with trial by chess?Oh god no. There's gonna be a natural selection of smarter criminals out in the wild. (No.)
35.Hey?Hey yourself, mister. (No.)
36.Hey, are you a lawyer?If you can pay me enough money, I can represent you in any unofficial court. (Yes.)
37.Is there any particular reason why my lawyer screwed me over?I'm getting reports that you have, in fact, not been paying them their money. (Yes.)
38.Would you like to explain how I am supposed to pay my lawyer from prison?Rot in jail, deviant. (No.)
39.I mean, don't you want lawyers to be paid?I do, but I sincerely doubt your ability to pay. (Yes.)
40.Can I pay my lawyers in exposure?Lawyers are not artists. (No.)
41.Should I just declare bankruptcy, then?I think you need a lawyer to do that. (No.)-
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not ComputeHe/Him
- Does not Compute
- Does not Compute
- Posts: 12457
- Joined: May 6, 2008
- Pronoun: He/Him
- Location: San Antonio, Texas
Can't I represent myself in bankruptcy court?STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
Current avatar by PurryFurry of FurAffinity.
What Were You Thinking XV! is in progress.-
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humaneatingmonkey Survivor
- Survivor
- Survivor
- Posts: 11578
- Joined: June 7, 2017
0.Are you the law?I am now. (Yes.)
0.Am I the law?No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class. (No.)
1.Are you a lawyer?Not exactly, but I can argue like one. (Yes.)
2.Am I a lawyer?Well, that depends on your commitment to the law. (No.)
3.Are you calling me a criminal?Well, if the shoe fits... (Yes.)
4.Would you hand me over to the police?I'll hand you over to myself - because I am the law! (Yes.)
5.Should I order pizza?Life is short, eat the pizza. (Yes.)
6.Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?Perhaps it couldn't handle your blazing typing speed. (Yes.)
7.Are you on fire?Only when I'm answering questions. (Yes.)
8.Do you have any idea how to fix my life?Not without a comprehensive life manual, I'm afraid. (No.)
9.Am I supposed to be in prison?That's between you and your conscience. (No.)
Guess: If the question contains the letters 'O','U','R' = YesIncorrect!Counterexample: 9. Am I supposed to be in prison? (No.)
10.Are dentists more afraid of me than I am of them?Only if you're not flossing. (No.)
11.Could you recommend me a good book?I could, but I won't. (No.)
12.Is iamveryhappy guilty of a crime?Maybe, but I'm not snitching. (Yes.)
13.Are you gonna recommend me a good book if I keep asking you?I can't assure it will be good for you, but it's a graphic novel called "Killing and Dying" by Adrian Tomine. I randomly picked it up trying to learn how to write for graphic novels. The stories are kinda forgettable, but they're deeply moving stories about humans. Plus, they look good on your shelf. (No.)
14.Is the roof on fire?Let's hope not. (No.)
15.Do we need any water?Only if you're planning to start a water balloon fight. (No.)
16.Do we need lawyers?Not if you can avoid trouble, you don't. (No.)
17.Shall I start a water balloon fight with the lawyers?Do you want to get sued? (No.)
18.Are you guilty of a crime?Absolutely not! (Yes.)
19.Is there crime?Not unless you want to confess to one. (No.)
20.Should iamveryhappy be pardoned of his crime that he definitely didn't do?If he didn't do any crime, should he even be pardoned? (No.)
21.Are you sure this isn't some kind of kangaroo court?I'm a monkey - not a kangaroo! (No.)
22.Do you agree that StrangerCoug should be jailed for attempting to frame me for a crime I didn't commit?Uhh... yeah. Sure. Fuck it. (Yes.)
23.Will you help me break StrangerCoug out of jail?Only because you're so nice to me. (Yes.)
24.Hey, am I not entitled to a defense?Of course you are. You never asked, did you? (Yes.)
25.Is the Grob playable?You'll have to explain what a Grob is first. (No.)
26.Is throwing snowballs at the lawyers a better choice compared to throwing water balloons?This is why you're going to jail. (No.)
27.Does iamveryhappy believe that you play chess?I play chess, but I failed the nerdcheck with that Grob opening namedrop. (No.)
28.Should I get better at chess?It's just like any other game - fun, but a waste of time. (No.)
29.Is this, therefore, a waste of time?Isn't life just one big waste of time? It's still worth living. (No.)
30.Are you a law abiding citizen?Sometimes I jaywalk. Big deal. And also there's this one phase of my life where I shoplifted from malls throughout my junior and senior year. Oolala. (No.)
31.Are you the law abiding citizen?Enough with this confusing question! I am the law! I am not the law abiding citizen. I am not a law abiding citizen. I am the law! (No.)
32.Do you agree that the Bongcloud is the best opening?It's objectively bad. Please just study a normal opening. (No.)
33.Shall we kill all the lawyers, or at least all the ones who don't play chess?...That's prison again for you. (No.)
34.Should lawyers be replaced with trial by chess?Oh god no. There's gonna be a natural selection of smarter criminals out in the wild. (No.)
35.Hey?Hey yourself, mister. (No.)
36.Hey, are you a lawyer?If you can pay me enough money, I can represent you in any unofficial court. (Yes.)
37.Is there any particular reason why my lawyer screwed me over?I'm getting reports that you have, in fact, not been paying them their money. (Yes.)
38.Would you like to explain how I am supposed to pay my lawyer from prison?Rot in jail, deviant. (No.)
39.I mean, don't you want lawyers to be paid?I do, but I sincerely doubt your ability to pay. (Yes.)
40.Can I pay my lawyers in exposure?Lawyers are not artists. (No.)
41.Should I just declare bankruptcy, then?I think you need a lawyer to do that. (No.)
42.Can't I represent myself in bankruptcy court?You'll have to get out of jail, unfortunately. (No.)-
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humaneatingmonkey Survivor
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0.Are you the law?I am now. (Yes.)
0.Am I the law?No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class. (No.)
1.Are you a lawyer?Not exactly, but I can argue like one. (Yes.)
2.Am I a lawyer?Well, that depends on your commitment to the law. (No.)
3.Are you calling me a criminal?Well, if the shoe fits... (Yes.)
4.Would you hand me over to the police?I'll hand you over to myself - because I am the law! (Yes.)
5.Should I order pizza?Life is short, eat the pizza. (Yes.)
6.Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?Perhaps it couldn't handle your blazing typing speed. (Yes.)
7.Are you on fire?Only when I'm answering questions. (Yes.)
8.Do you have any idea how to fix my life?Not without a comprehensive life manual, I'm afraid. (No.)
9.Am I supposed to be in prison?That's between you and your conscience. (No.)
Guess: If the question contains the letters 'O','U','R' = YesIncorrect!Counterexample: 9. Am I supposed to be in prison? (No.)
10.Are dentists more afraid of me than I am of them?Only if you're not flossing. (No.)
11.Could you recommend me a good book?I could, but I won't. (No.)
12.Is iamveryhappy guilty of a crime?Maybe, but I'm not snitching. (Yes.)
13.Are you gonna recommend me a good book if I keep asking you?I can't assure it will be good for you, but it's a graphic novel called "Killing and Dying" by Adrian Tomine. I randomly picked it up trying to learn how to write for graphic novels. The stories are kinda forgettable, but they're deeply moving stories about humans. Plus, they look good on your shelf. (No.)
14.Is the roof on fire?Let's hope not. (No.)
15.Do we need any water?Only if you're planning to start a water balloon fight. (No.)
16.Do we need lawyers?Not if you can avoid trouble, you don't. (No.)
17.Shall I start a water balloon fight with the lawyers?Do you want to get sued? (No.)
18.Are you guilty of a crime?Absolutely not! (Yes.)
19.Is there crime?Not unless you want to confess to one. (No.)
20.Should iamveryhappy be pardoned of his crime that he definitely didn't do?If he didn't do any crime, should he even be pardoned? (No.)
21.Are you sure this isn't some kind of kangaroo court?I'm a monkey - not a kangaroo! (No.)
22.Do you agree that StrangerCoug should be jailed for attempting to frame me for a crime I didn't commit?Uhh... yeah. Sure. Fuck it. (Yes.)
23.Will you help me break StrangerCoug out of jail?Only because you're so nice to me. (Yes.)
24.Hey, am I not entitled to a defense?Of course you are. You never asked, did you? (Yes.)
25.Is the Grob playable?You'll have to explain what a Grob is first. (No.)
26.Is throwing snowballs at the lawyers a better choice compared to throwing water balloons?This is why you're going to jail. (No.)
27.Does iamveryhappy believe that you play chess?I play chess, but I failed the nerdcheck with that Grob opening namedrop. (No.)
28.Should I get better at chess?It's just like any other game - fun, but a waste of time. (No.)
29.Is this, therefore, a waste of time?Isn't life just one big waste of time? It's still worth living. (No.)
30.Are you a law abiding citizen?Sometimes I jaywalk. Big deal. And also there's this one phase of my life where I shoplifted from malls throughout my junior and senior year. Oolala. (No.)
31.Are you the law abiding citizen?Enough with this confusing question! I am the law! I am not the law abiding citizen. I am not a law abiding citizen. I am the law! (No.)
32.Do you agree that the Bongcloud is the best opening?It's objectively bad. Please just study a normal opening. (No.)
33.Shall we kill all the lawyers, or at least all the ones who don't play chess?...That's prison again for you. (No.)
34.Should lawyers be replaced with trial by chess?Oh god no. There's gonna be a natural selection of smarter criminals out in the wild. (No.)
35.Hey?Hey yourself, mister. (No.)
36.Hey, are you a lawyer?If you can pay me enough money, I can represent you in any unofficial court. (Yes.)
37.Is there any particular reason why my lawyer screwed me over?I'm getting reports that you have, in fact, not been paying them their money. (Yes.)
38.Would you like to explain how I am supposed to pay my lawyer from prison?Rot in jail, deviant. (No.)
39.I mean, don't you want lawyers to be paid?I do, but I sincerely doubt your ability to pay. (Yes.)
40.Can I pay my lawyers in exposure?Lawyers are not artists. (No.)
41.Should I just declare bankruptcy, then?I think you need a lawyer to do that. (No.)
42.Can't I represent myself in bankruptcy court?You'll have to get out of jail, unfortunately. (No.)
43.Hey, are you?Am I what? (No.)-
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humaneatingmonkey Survivor
- Survivor
- Survivor
- Posts: 11578
- Joined: June 7, 2017
0.Are you the law?I am now. (Yes.)
0.Am I the law?No, you belong to the filthy petitioner class. (No.)
1.Are you a lawyer?Not exactly, but I can argue like one. (Yes.)
2.Am I a lawyer?Well, that depends on your commitment to the law. (No.)
3.Are you calling me a criminal?Well, if the shoe fits... (Yes.)
4.Would you hand me over to the police?I'll hand you over to myself - because I am the law! (Yes.)
5.Should I order pizza?Life is short, eat the pizza. (Yes.)
6.Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?Perhaps it couldn't handle your blazing typing speed. (Yes.)
7.Are you on fire?Only when I'm answering questions. (Yes.)
8.Do you have any idea how to fix my life?Not without a comprehensive life manual, I'm afraid. (No.)
9.Am I supposed to be in prison?That's between you and your conscience. (No.)
Guess: If the question contains the letters 'O','U','R' = YesIncorrect!Counterexample: 9. Am I supposed to be in prison? (No.)
10.Are dentists more afraid of me than I am of them?Only if you're not flossing. (No.)
11.Could you recommend me a good book?I could, but I won't. (No.)
12.Is iamveryhappy guilty of a crime?Maybe, but I'm not snitching. (Yes.)
13.Are you gonna recommend me a good book if I keep asking you?I can't assure it will be good for you, but it's a graphic novel called "Killing and Dying" by Adrian Tomine. I randomly picked it up trying to learn how to write for graphic novels. The stories are kinda forgettable, but they're deeply moving stories about humans. Plus, they look good on your shelf. (No.)
14.Is the roof on fire?Let's hope not. (No.)
15.Do we need any water?Only if you're planning to start a water balloon fight. (No.)
16.Do we need lawyers?Not if you can avoid trouble, you don't. (No.)
17.Shall I start a water balloon fight with the lawyers?Do you want to get sued? (No.)
18.Are you guilty of a crime?Absolutely not! (Yes.)
19.Is there crime?Not unless you want to confess to one. (No.)
20.Should iamveryhappy be pardoned of his crime that he definitely didn't do?If he didn't do any crime, should he even be pardoned? (No.)
21.Are you sure this isn't some kind of kangaroo court?I'm a monkey - not a kangaroo! (No.)
22.Do you agree that StrangerCoug should be jailed for attempting to frame me for a crime I didn't commit?Uhh... yeah. Sure. Fuck it. (Yes.)
23.Will you help me break StrangerCoug out of jail?Only because you're so nice to me. (Yes.)
24.Hey, am I not entitled to a defense?Of course you are. You never asked, did you? (Yes.)
25.Is the Grob playable?You'll have to explain what a Grob is first. (No.)
26.Is throwing snowballs at the lawyers a better choice compared to throwing water balloons?This is why you're going to jail. (No.)
27.Does iamveryhappy believe that you play chess?I play chess, but I failed the nerdcheck with that Grob opening namedrop. (No.)
28.Should I get better at chess?It's just like any other game - fun, but a waste of time. (No.)
29.Is this, therefore, a waste of time?Isn't life just one big waste of time? It's still worth living. (No.)
30.Are you a law abiding citizen?Sometimes I jaywalk. Big deal. And also there's this one phase of my life where I shoplifted from malls throughout my junior and senior year. Oolala. (No.)
31.Are you the law abiding citizen?Enough with this confusing question! I am the law! I am not the law abiding citizen. I am not a law abiding citizen. I am the law! (No.)
32.Do you agree that the Bongcloud is the best opening?It's objectively bad. Please just study a normal opening. (No.)
33.Shall we kill all the lawyers, or at least all the ones who don't play chess?...That's prison again for you. (No.)
34.Should lawyers be replaced with trial by chess?Oh god no. There's gonna be a natural selection of smarter criminals out in the wild. (No.)
35.Hey?Hey yourself, mister. (No.)
36.Hey, are you a lawyer?If you can pay me enough money, I can represent you in any unofficial court. (Yes.)
37.Is there any particular reason why my lawyer screwed me over?I'm getting reports that you have, in fact, not been paying them their money. (Yes.)
38.Would you like to explain how I am supposed to pay my lawyer from prison?Rot in jail, deviant. (No.)
39.I mean, don't you want lawyers to be paid?I do, but I sincerely doubt your ability to pay. (Yes.)
40.Can I pay my lawyers in exposure?Lawyers are not artists. (No.)
41.Should I just declare bankruptcy, then?I think you need a lawyer to do that. (No.)
42.Can't I represent myself in bankruptcy court?You'll have to get out of jail, unfortunately. (No.)
43.Hey, are you?Am I what? (No.)
44.Are you?Am I what?! (No.)-
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BlueSnakelet He/ItGoonHe/It
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Are you tired of answering all these questions?Let he who is with sin, and loves it, cast the final stone.-
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BlueSnakelet He/ItGoonHe/It
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I'll take that as a "yes".
In post 0, StrangerCoug wrote: 5. If the Oracle takes longer than 72 hours to answer a question, the Oracle shall forfeit. If no Petitioners have submitted questions or guesses for 72 hours, then any Petitioner may ask the Oracle to reveal the rule and step down.
6. The Petitioner who first guesses correctly shall become the next Oracle. If there is no such Petitioner (such as after an Oracle is forced to forfeit) or if said Petitioner does not choose a rule within a reasonable timespan, the first poster to so choose may become the next Oracle.Let he who is with sin, and loves it, cast the final stone.-
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BlueSnakelet He/ItGoonHe/It
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0.Are you the law?I am now. (Yes.)
0.Is humaneatingmonkey the law?Not anymore. (No.)Let he who is with sin, and loves it, cast the final stone.-
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not ComputeHe/Him
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- Joined: May 6, 2008
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- Location: San Antonio, Texas
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
Come to think of it, is there any particular reason why my computer constantly seems to end up on fire?STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
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BlueSnakelet He/ItGoonHe/It
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- Location: Any country, anywhere
0.Are you the law?I am now. (Yes.)
0.Is humaneatingmonkey the law?Not anymore. (No.)
1.Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? Come to think of it, is there any particular reason why my computer constantly seems to end up on fire?That's just your RGB setup. Don't worry about it. (No.)Let he who is with sin, and loves it, cast the final stone.-
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not ComputeHe/Him
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- Location: San Antonio, Texas
In post 2095, StrangerCoug wrote:Come to think of it, is there any particular reason why my computer constantly seems to end up on fire?STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not ComputeHe/Him
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Actually, this was the missed question:In post 2095, StrangerCoug wrote:Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not ComputeHe/Him
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You know what, just answer them as two separate questions this timeSTRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
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What Were You Thinking XV! is in progress.
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