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Post Post #2125 (ISO) » Wed Aug 23, 2023 10:53 am

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And it was supposed to be spelled "lawyers" and not "lawers" even in #11 to begin with, but anyway...

You are a lawyer, are you?
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Post Post #2126 (ISO) » Thu Aug 31, 2023 4:26 am

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Are you the law?
I am now. (Yes.)

00.
Is humaneatingmonkey the law?
Not anymore. (No.)


01.
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? Come to think of it, is there any particular reason why my computer constantly seems to end up on fire?
That's just your RGB setup. Don't worry about it. (No.)

02.
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
It's all in your head. Don't worry about it. (No.)

03.
Come to think of it, is there any particular reason why my computer constantly seems to end up on fire?
I said DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT! >:C (No.)

04.
Do I look fat?
A healthy amount. (No.)

05.
Is Miltank good as a competitive mon?
Not if you value your mental health. (No.)

06.
Is it?
Use Chansey instead. (No.)

07.
Is Eviolite Chansey 252HP 176Def 80SpD Recover Toxic Seismic Toss Heal Bell overrated?
There's no such thing as an overrated Chansey. (No.)

08.
Are you the lawyer?
I can yell "Objection!". (Yes.)

09.
Are you the judge?
I'm only level 2 in Legal. (No.)

10.
Are you a lawyer?
Hold it! *checks notes* Yep. Checks out. (Yes.)

11.
Are we lawers?
You're really tinkering with that question, huh? (No.)

12.
Are you?
We've been through this already. (Yes.)

13.
Are you the lawyer who installed RGB lighting in my computer?
ᓀ _ᓀ Maybe... (No.)

14.
Am I the law?
Not last time I checked. (No.)

15.
Are we lawyers?
Answer's the same. (No.)

16.
You are a lawyer, are you?
Maybe so, maybe so... (No.)
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Post Post #2127 (ISO) » Thu Aug 31, 2023 7:26 am

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Are you the layer?
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Post Post #2128 (ISO) » Thu Aug 31, 2023 8:12 am

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00.
Are you the law?
I am now. (Yes.)

00.
Is humaneatingmonkey the law?
Not anymore. (No.)


01.
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? Come to think of it, is there any particular reason why my computer constantly seems to end up on fire?
That's just your RGB setup. Don't worry about it. (No.)

02.
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
It's all in your head. Don't worry about it. (No.)

03.
Come to think of it, is there any particular reason why my computer constantly seems to end up on fire?
I said DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT! >:C (No.)

04.
Do I look fat?
A healthy amount. (No.)

05.
Is Miltank good as a competitive mon?
Not if you value your mental health. (No.)

06.
Is it?
Use Chansey instead. (No.)

07.
Is Eviolite Chansey 252HP 176Def 80SpD Recover Toxic Seismic Toss Heal Bell overrated?
There's no such thing as an overrated Chansey. (No.)

08.
Are you the lawyer?
I can yell "Objection!". (Yes.)

09.
Are you the judge?
I'm only level 2 in Legal. (No.)

10.
Are you a lawyer?
Hold it! *checks notes* Yep. Checks out. (Yes.)

11.
Are we lawers?
You're really tinkering with that question, huh? (No.)

12.
Are you?
We've been through this already. (Yes.)

13.
Are you the lawyer who installed RGB lighting in my computer?
ᓀ _ᓀ Maybe... (No.)

14.
Am I the law?
Not last time I checked. (No.)

15.
Are we lawyers?
Answer's the same. (No.)

16.
You are a lawyer, are you?
Maybe so, maybe so... (No.)

17.
Are you the layer.
I'll never hear the end of it, will I? (Yes.)
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Post Post #2129 (ISO) » Thu Aug 31, 2023 8:40 am

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Are they the layer?
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Post Post #2130 (ISO) » Thu Aug 31, 2023 8:56 am

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00.
Are you the law?
I am now. (Yes.)

00.
Is humaneatingmonkey the law?
Not anymore. (No.)


01.
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? Come to think of it, is there any particular reason why my computer constantly seems to end up on fire?
That's just your RGB setup. Don't worry about it. (No.)

02.
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
It's all in your head. Don't worry about it. (No.)

03.
Come to think of it, is there any particular reason why my computer constantly seems to end up on fire?
I said DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT! >:C (No.)

04.
Do I look fat?
A healthy amount. (No.)

05.
Is Miltank good as a competitive mon?
Not if you value your mental health. (No.)

06.
Is it?
Use Chansey instead. (No.)

07.
Is Eviolite Chansey 252HP 176Def 80SpD Recover Toxic Seismic Toss Heal Bell overrated?
There's no such thing as an overrated Chansey. (No.)

08.
Are you the lawyer?
I can yell "Objection!". (Yes.)

09.
Are you the judge?
I'm only level 2 in Legal. (No.)

10.
Are you a lawyer?
Hold it! *checks notes* Yep. Checks out. (Yes.)

11.
Are we lawers?
You're really tinkering with that question, huh? (No.)

12.
Are you?
We've been through this already. (Yes.)

13.
Are you the lawyer who installed RGB lighting in my computer?
ᓀ _ᓀ Maybe... (No.)

14.
Am I the law?
Not last time I checked. (No.)

15.
Are we lawyers?
Answer's the same. (No.)

16.
You are a lawyer, are you?
Maybe so, maybe so... (No.)

17.
Are you the layer.
I'll never hear the end of it, will I? (Yes.)

18.
Are they the layer.
I can confirm that, for some but not all "they"s, "they" are, in fact, a layer. (Yes.)
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Post Post #2131 (ISO) » Thu Aug 31, 2023 10:00 am

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Are they also lawyers?
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Post Post #2132 (ISO) » Thu Aug 31, 2023 10:03 am

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00.
Are you the law?
I am now. (Yes.)

00.
Is humaneatingmonkey the law?
Not anymore. (No.)


01.
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? Come to think of it, is there any particular reason why my computer constantly seems to end up on fire?
That's just your RGB setup. Don't worry about it. (No.)

02.
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
It's all in your head. Don't worry about it. (No.)

03.
Come to think of it, is there any particular reason why my computer constantly seems to end up on fire?
I said DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT! >:C (No.)

04.
Do I look fat?
A healthy amount. (No.)

05.
Is Miltank good as a competitive mon?
Not if you value your mental health. (No.)

06.
Is it?
Use Chansey instead. (No.)

07.
Is Eviolite Chansey 252HP 176Def 80SpD Recover Toxic Seismic Toss Heal Bell overrated?
There's no such thing as an overrated Chansey. (No.)

08.
Are you the lawyer?
I can yell "Objection!". (Yes.)

09.
Are you the judge?
I'm only level 2 in Legal. (No.)

10.
Are you a lawyer?
Hold it! *checks notes* Yep. Checks out. (Yes.)

11.
Are we lawers?
You're really tinkering with that question, huh? (No.)

12.
Are you?
We've been through this already. (Yes.)

13.
Are you the lawyer who installed RGB lighting in my computer?
ᓀ _ᓀ Maybe... (No.)

14.
Am I the law?
Not last time I checked. (No.)

15.
Are we lawyers?
Answer's the same. (No.)

16.
You are a lawyer, are you?
Maybe so, maybe so... (No.)

17.
Are you the layer.
I'll never hear the end of it, will I? (Yes.)

18.
Are they the layer.
I can confirm that, for some but not all "they"s, "they" are, in fact, a layer. (Yes.)

19.
Are they also laywers.
None of them are. (No.)
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Post Post #2133 (ISO) » Thu Aug 31, 2023 10:23 am

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Should I become a lawyer?
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Post Post #2134 (ISO) » Thu Aug 31, 2023 10:45 am

Post by BlueSnakelet »

00.
Are you the law?
I am now. (Yes.)

00.
Is humaneatingmonkey the law?
Not anymore. (No.)


01.
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? Come to think of it, is there any particular reason why my computer constantly seems to end up on fire?
That's just your RGB setup. Don't worry about it. (No.)

02.
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
It's all in your head. Don't worry about it. (No.)

03.
Come to think of it, is there any particular reason why my computer constantly seems to end up on fire?
I said DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT! >:C (No.)

04.
Do I look fat?
A healthy amount. (No.)

05.
Is Miltank good as a competitive mon?
Not if you value your mental health. (No.)

06.
Is it?
Use Chansey instead. (No.)

07.
Is Eviolite Chansey 252HP 176Def 80SpD Recover Toxic Seismic Toss Heal Bell overrated?
There's no such thing as an overrated Chansey. (No.)

08.
Are you the lawyer?
I can yell "Objection!". (Yes.)

09.
Are you the judge?
I'm only level 2 in Legal. (No.)

10.
Are you a lawyer?
Hold it! *checks notes* Yep. Checks out. (Yes.)

11.
Are we lawers?
You're really tinkering with that question, huh? (No.)

12.
Are you?
We've been through this already. (Yes.)

13.
Are you the lawyer who installed RGB lighting in my computer?
ᓀ _ᓀ Maybe... (No.)

14.
Am I the law?
Not last time I checked. (No.)

15.
Are we lawyers?
Answer's the same. (No.)

16.
You are a lawyer, are you?
Maybe so, maybe so... (No.)

17.
Are you the layer.
I'll never hear the end of it, will I? (Yes.)

18.
Are they the layer.
I can confirm that, for some but not all "they"s, "they" are, in fact, a layer. (Yes.)

19.
Are they also laywers.
None of them are. (No.)

20.
Should I become a lawyer?
3/10, would not recommend. (No.)
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Post Post #2135 (ISO) » Thu Aug 31, 2023 12:10 pm

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Are you the bowyer?
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Post Post #2136 (ISO) » Thu Aug 31, 2023 12:18 pm

Post by BlueSnakelet »

00.
Are you the law?
I am now. (Yes.)

00.
Is humaneatingmonkey the law?
Not anymore. (No.)


01.
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? Come to think of it, is there any particular reason why my computer constantly seems to end up on fire?
That's just your RGB setup. Don't worry about it. (No.)

02.
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
It's all in your head. Don't worry about it. (No.)

03.
Come to think of it, is there any particular reason why my computer constantly seems to end up on fire?
I said DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT! >:C (No.)

04.
Do I look fat?
A healthy amount. (No.)

05.
Is Miltank good as a competitive mon?
Not if you value your mental health. (No.)

06.
Is it?
Use Chansey instead. (No.)

07.
Is Eviolite Chansey 252HP 176Def 80SpD Recover Toxic Seismic Toss Heal Bell overrated?
There's no such thing as an overrated Chansey. (No.)

08.
Are you the lawyer?
I can yell "Objection!". (Yes.)

09.
Are you the judge?
I'm only level 2 in Legal. (No.)

10.
Are you a lawyer?
Hold it! *checks notes* Yep. Checks out. (Yes.)

11.
Are we lawers?
You're really tinkering with that question, huh? (No.)

12.
Are you?
We've been through this already. (Yes.)

13.
Are you the lawyer who installed RGB lighting in my computer?
ᓀ _ᓀ Maybe... (No.)

14.
Am I the law?
Not last time I checked. (No.)

15.
Are we lawyers?
Answer's the same. (No.)

16.
You are a lawyer, are you?
Maybe so, maybe so... (No.)

17.
Are you the layer.
I'll never hear the end of it, will I? (Yes.)

18.
Are they the layer.
I can confirm that, for some but not all "they"s, "they" are, in fact, a layer. (Yes.)

19.
Are they also laywers.
None of them are. (No.)

20.
Should I become a lawyer?
3/10, would not recommend. (No.)

21.
Are you the bowyer?
I don't know what that is, but it sounds cool. (Yes.)
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Post Post #2137 (ISO) » Thu Aug 31, 2023 12:31 pm

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Did you know that bowyers make bows, like the ones that shoot arrows?
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Post Post #2138 (ISO) » Thu Aug 31, 2023 12:38 pm

Post by BlueSnakelet »

00.
Are you the law?
I am now. (Yes.)

00.
Is humaneatingmonkey the law?
Not anymore. (No.)


01.
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? Come to think of it, is there any particular reason why my computer constantly seems to end up on fire?
That's just your RGB setup. Don't worry about it. (No.)

02.
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
It's all in your head. Don't worry about it. (No.)

03.
Come to think of it, is there any particular reason why my computer constantly seems to end up on fire?
I said DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT! >:C (No.)

04.
Do I look fat?
A healthy amount. (No.)

05.
Is Miltank good as a competitive mon?
Not if you value your mental health. (No.)

06.
Is it?
Use Chansey instead. (No.)

07.
Is Eviolite Chansey 252HP 176Def 80SpD Recover Toxic Seismic Toss Heal Bell overrated?
There's no such thing as an overrated Chansey. (No.)

08.
Are you the lawyer?
I can yell "Objection!". (Yes.)

09.
Are you the judge?
I'm only level 2 in Legal. (No.)

10.
Are you a lawyer?
Hold it! *checks notes* Yep. Checks out. (Yes.)

11.
Are we lawers?
You're really tinkering with that question, huh? (No.)

12.
Are you?
We've been through this already. (Yes.)

13.
Are you the lawyer who installed RGB lighting in my computer?
ᓀ _ᓀ Maybe... (No.)

14.
Am I the law?
Not last time I checked. (No.)

15.
Are we lawyers?
Answer's the same. (No.)

16.
You are a lawyer, are you?
Maybe so, maybe so... (No.)

17.
Are you the layer.
I'll never hear the end of it, will I? (Yes.)

18.
Are they the layer.
I can confirm that, for some but not all "they"s, "they" are, in fact, a layer. (Yes.)

19.
Are they also laywers.
None of them are. (No.)

20.
Should I become a lawyer?
3/10, would not recommend. (No.)

21.
Are you the bowyer?
I don't know what that is, but it sounds cool. (Yes.)

22.
Did you know that bowyers make bows, like the ones that shoot arrows?
I did not. Interesting... (No.)
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Post Post #2139 (ISO) » Thu Aug 31, 2023 2:21 pm

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Shall I practice my bow shooting?
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Post Post #2140 (ISO) » Thu Aug 31, 2023 10:07 pm

Post by BlueSnakelet »

00.
Are you the law?
I am now. (Yes.)

00.
Is humaneatingmonkey the law?
Not anymore. (No.)


01.
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? Come to think of it, is there any particular reason why my computer constantly seems to end up on fire?
That's just your RGB setup. Don't worry about it. (No.)

02.
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
It's all in your head. Don't worry about it. (No.)

03.
Come to think of it, is there any particular reason why my computer constantly seems to end up on fire?
I said DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT! >:C (No.)

04.
Do I look fat?
A healthy amount. (No.)

05.
Is Miltank good as a competitive mon?
Not if you value your mental health. (No.)

06.
Is it?
Use Chansey instead. (No.)

07.
Is Eviolite Chansey 252HP 176Def 80SpD Recover Toxic Seismic Toss Heal Bell overrated?
There's no such thing as an overrated Chansey. (No.)

08.
Are you the lawyer?
I can yell "Objection!". (Yes.)

09.
Are you the judge?
I'm only level 2 in Legal. (No.)

10.
Are you a lawyer?
Hold it! *checks notes* Yep. Checks out. (Yes.)

11.
Are we lawers?
You're really tinkering with that question, huh? (No.)

12.
Are you?
We've been through this already. (Yes.)

13.
Are you the lawyer who installed RGB lighting in my computer?
ᓀ _ᓀ Maybe... (No.)

14.
Am I the law?
Not last time I checked. (No.)

15.
Are we lawyers?
Answer's the same. (No.)

16.
You are a lawyer, are you?
Maybe so, maybe so... (No.)

17.
Are you the layer.
I'll never hear the end of it, will I? (Yes.)

18.
Are they the layer.
I can confirm that, for some but not all "they"s, "they" are, in fact, a layer. (Yes.)

19.
Are they also laywers.
None of them are. (No.)

20.
Should I become a lawyer?
3/10, would not recommend. (No.)

21.
Are you the bowyer?
I don't know what that is, but it sounds cool. (Yes.)

22.
Did you know that bowyers make bows, like the ones that shoot arrows?
I did not. Interesting... (No.)

23.
Shall I practice my bow shooting?
You're plenty good at it already. (No.)
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Post Post #2141 (ISO) » Fri Sep 01, 2023 12:57 am

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Are you the boss?
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Post Post #2142 (ISO) » Fri Sep 01, 2023 12:04 pm

Post by BlueSnakelet »

00.
Are you the law?
I am now. (Yes.)

00.
Is humaneatingmonkey the law?
Not anymore. (No.)


01.
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? Come to think of it, is there any particular reason why my computer constantly seems to end up on fire?
That's just your RGB setup. Don't worry about it. (No.)

02.
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
It's all in your head. Don't worry about it. (No.)

03.
Come to think of it, is there any particular reason why my computer constantly seems to end up on fire?
I said DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT! >:C (No.)

04.
Do I look fat?
A healthy amount. (No.)

05.
Is Miltank good as a competitive mon?
Not if you value your mental health. (No.)

06.
Is it?
Use Chansey instead. (No.)

07.
Is Eviolite Chansey 252HP 176Def 80SpD Recover Toxic Seismic Toss Heal Bell overrated?
There's no such thing as an overrated Chansey. (No.)

08.
Are you the lawyer?
I can yell "Objection!". (Yes.)

09.
Are you the judge?
I'm only level 2 in Legal. (No.)

10.
Are you a lawyer?
Hold it! *checks notes* Yep. Checks out. (Yes.)

11.
Are we lawers?
You're really tinkering with that question, huh? (No.)

12.
Are you?
We've been through this already. (Yes.)

13.
Are you the lawyer who installed RGB lighting in my computer?
ᓀ _ᓀ Maybe... (No.)

14.
Am I the law?
Not last time I checked. (No.)

15.
Are we lawyers?
Answer's the same. (No.)

16.
You are a lawyer, are you?
Maybe so, maybe so... (No.)

17.
Are you the layer.
I'll never hear the end of it, will I? (Yes.)

18.
Are they the layer.
I can confirm that, for some but not all "they"s, "they" are, in fact, a layer. (Yes.)

19.
Are they also laywers.
None of them are. (No.)

20.
Should I become a lawyer?
3/10, would not recommend. (No.)

21.
Are you the bowyer?
I don't know what that is, but it sounds cool. (Yes.)

22.
Did you know that bowyers make bows, like the ones that shoot arrows?
I did not. Interesting... (No.)

23.
Shall I practice my bow shooting?
You're plenty good at it already. (No.)

24.
Are you the boss?
Hey! You noticed it! (Yes.)
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Post Post #2143 (ISO) » Fri Sep 01, 2023 12:08 pm

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Are they the customers?
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Post Post #2144 (ISO) » Fri Sep 01, 2023 12:12 pm

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00.
Are you the law?
I am now. (Yes.)

00.
Is humaneatingmonkey the law?
Not anymore. (No.)


01.
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? Come to think of it, is there any particular reason why my computer constantly seems to end up on fire?
That's just your RGB setup. Don't worry about it. (No.)

02.
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
It's all in your head. Don't worry about it. (No.)

03.
Come to think of it, is there any particular reason why my computer constantly seems to end up on fire?
I said DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT! >:C (No.)

04.
Do I look fat?
A healthy amount. (No.)

05.
Is Miltank good as a competitive mon?
Not if you value your mental health. (No.)

06.
Is it?
Use Chansey instead. (No.)

07.
Is Eviolite Chansey 252HP 176Def 80SpD Recover Toxic Seismic Toss Heal Bell overrated?
There's no such thing as an overrated Chansey. (No.)

08.
Are you the lawyer?
I can yell "Objection!". (Yes.)

09.
Are you the judge?
I'm only level 2 in Legal. (No.)

10.
Are you a lawyer?
Hold it! *checks notes* Yep. Checks out. (Yes.)

11.
Are we lawers?
You're really tinkering with that question, huh? (No.)

12.
Are you?
We've been through this already. (Yes.)

13.
Are you the lawyer who installed RGB lighting in my computer?
ᓀ _ᓀ Maybe... (No.)

14.
Am I the law?
Not last time I checked. (No.)

15.
Are we lawyers?
Answer's the same. (No.)

16.
You are a lawyer, are you?
Maybe so, maybe so... (No.)

17.
Are you the layer.
I'll never hear the end of it, will I? (Yes.)

18.
Are they the layer.
I can confirm that, for some but not all "they"s, "they" are, in fact, a layer. (Yes.)

19.
Are they also laywers.
None of them are. (No.)

20.
Should I become a lawyer?
3/10, would not recommend. (No.)

21.
Are you the bowyer?
I don't know what that is, but it sounds cool. (Yes.)

22.
Did you know that bowyers make bows, like the ones that shoot arrows?
I did not. Interesting... (No.)

23.
Shall I practice my bow shooting?
You're plenty good at it already. (No.)

24.
Are you the boss?
Hey! You noticed it! (Yes.)

25.
Are they the customers?
You could say that. (Yes.)
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Post Post #2145 (ISO) » Fri Sep 01, 2023 12:31 pm

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Aren't the customers always right?
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Post Post #2146 (ISO) » Fri Sep 01, 2023 12:35 pm

Post by BlueSnakelet »

00.
Are you the law?
I am now. (Yes.)

00.
Is humaneatingmonkey the law?
Not anymore. (No.)


01.
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? Come to think of it, is there any particular reason why my computer constantly seems to end up on fire?
That's just your RGB setup. Don't worry about it. (No.)

02.
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
It's all in your head. Don't worry about it. (No.)

03.
Come to think of it, is there any particular reason why my computer constantly seems to end up on fire?
I said DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT! >:C (No.)

04.
Do I look fat?
A healthy amount. (No.)

05.
Is Miltank good as a competitive mon?
Not if you value your mental health. (No.)

06.
Is it?
Use Chansey instead. (No.)

07.
Is Eviolite Chansey 252HP 176Def 80SpD Recover Toxic Seismic Toss Heal Bell overrated?
There's no such thing as an overrated Chansey. (No.)

08.
Are you the lawyer?
I can yell "Objection!". (Yes.)

09.
Are you the judge?
I'm only level 2 in Legal. (No.)

10.
Are you a lawyer?
Hold it! *checks notes* Yep. Checks out. (Yes.)

11.
Are we lawers?
You're really tinkering with that question, huh? (No.)

12.
Are you?
We've been through this already. (Yes.)

13.
Are you the lawyer who installed RGB lighting in my computer?
ᓀ _ᓀ Maybe... (No.)

14.
Am I the law?
Not last time I checked. (No.)

15.
Are we lawyers?
Answer's the same. (No.)

16.
You are a lawyer, are you?
Maybe so, maybe so... (No.)

17.
Are you the layer.
I'll never hear the end of it, will I? (Yes.)

18.
Are they the layer.
I can confirm that, for some but not all "they"s, "they" are, in fact, a layer. (Yes.)

19.
Are they also laywers.
None of them are. (No.)

20.
Should I become a lawyer?
3/10, would not recommend. (No.)

21.
Are you the bowyer?
I don't know what that is, but it sounds cool. (Yes.)

22.
Did you know that bowyers make bows, like the ones that shoot arrows?
I did not. Interesting... (No.)

23.
Shall I practice my bow shooting?
You're plenty good at it already. (No.)

24.
Are you the boss?
Hey! You noticed it! (Yes.)

25.
Are they the customers?
You could say that. (Yes.)

26.
Aren't the customers always right?
The custumers are usually wrong. (No.)
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Post Post #2147 (ISO) » Fri Sep 01, 2023 12:52 pm

Post by StrangerCoug »

Are you happy?
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Post Post #2148 (ISO) » Fri Sep 01, 2023 12:58 pm

Post by BlueSnakelet »

00.
Are you the law?
I am now. (Yes.)

00.
Is humaneatingmonkey the law?
Not anymore. (No.)


01.
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? Come to think of it, is there any particular reason why my computer constantly seems to end up on fire?
That's just your RGB setup. Don't worry about it. (No.)

02.
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
It's all in your head. Don't worry about it. (No.)

03.
Come to think of it, is there any particular reason why my computer constantly seems to end up on fire?
I said DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT! >:C (No.)

04.
Do I look fat?
A healthy amount. (No.)

05.
Is Miltank good as a competitive mon?
Not if you value your mental health. (No.)

06.
Is it?
Use Chansey instead. (No.)

07.
Is Eviolite Chansey 252HP 176Def 80SpD Recover Toxic Seismic Toss Heal Bell overrated?
There's no such thing as an overrated Chansey. (No.)

08.
Are you the lawyer?
I can yell "Objection!". (Yes.)

09.
Are you the judge?
I'm only level 2 in Legal. (No.)

10.
Are you a lawyer?
Hold it! *checks notes* Yep. Checks out. (Yes.)

11.
Are we lawers?
You're really tinkering with that question, huh? (No.)

12.
Are you?
We've been through this already. (Yes.)

13.
Are you the lawyer who installed RGB lighting in my computer?
ᓀ _ᓀ Maybe... (No.)

14.
Am I the law?
Not last time I checked. (No.)

15.
Are we lawyers?
Answer's the same. (No.)

16.
You are a lawyer, are you?
Maybe so, maybe so... (No.)

17.
Are you the layer.
I'll never hear the end of it, will I? (Yes.)

18.
Are they the layer.
I can confirm that, for some but not all "they"s, "they" are, in fact, a layer. (Yes.)

19.
Are they also laywers.
None of them are. (No.)

20.
Should I become a lawyer?
3/10, would not recommend. (No.)

21.
Are you the bowyer?
I don't know what that is, but it sounds cool. (Yes.)

22.
Did you know that bowyers make bows, like the ones that shoot arrows?
I did not. Interesting... (No.)

23.
Shall I practice my bow shooting?
You're plenty good at it already. (No.)

24.
Are you the boss?
Hey! You noticed it! (Yes.)

25.
Are they the customers?
You could say that. (Yes.)

26.
Aren't the customers always right?
The custumers are usually wrong. (No.)

27.
Are you happy?
Yes! (No.)
Let he who is with sin, and loves it, cast the final stone.
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Post Post #2149 (ISO) » Fri Sep 01, 2023 1:21 pm

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Where the f*** has Charles been?
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